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Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.
August 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.
News flash: it’s not commentary for me
July 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
News flash: it’s not commentary for me
If tv and films were scheduled and produced like The Four Seasons, I would have stayed in the film industry.
June 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
If tv and films were scheduled and produced like The Four Seasons, I would have stayed in the film industry.
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I'll never eat a muppet
June 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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If Man City wanted to win something this season they shouldn’t have had such a terrible font on their shirts
May 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
If Man City wanted to win something this season they shouldn’t have had such a terrible font on their shirts
May 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Have the guys downing protein powder and getting thigh implants ever considered "being a man in a bookstore wearing a sweater that looks soft."
May 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Have the guys downing protein powder and getting thigh implants ever considered "being a man in a bookstore wearing a sweater that looks soft."
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My next book will just be photographs of plants and the title will be, "A Hummingbird Was Here 1/10th of a Second Ago"
May 15, 2025 at 1:25 PM
My next book will just be photographs of plants and the title will be, "A Hummingbird Was Here 1/10th of a Second Ago"
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When the IT guy takes over my computer remotely
May 16, 2025 at 11:51 AM
When the IT guy takes over my computer remotely
There’s an ad that said “blink and you’ll miss our sale”
May 16, 2025 at 12:16 PM
There’s an ad that said “blink and you’ll miss our sale”
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New threads just entered the chat, better hide your fabrics lest you want them embroidered
April 29, 2025 at 12:30 PM
New threads just entered the chat, better hide your fabrics lest you want them embroidered
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the poor foster dog is terrified of the coffee grinder. i feel the need to explain. “these are the beans you have to drink when you are a person,” i say. “sometimes things are very very bad. but then the beans happen and it is good.” i can tell she understands
April 28, 2025 at 12:15 PM
the poor foster dog is terrified of the coffee grinder. i feel the need to explain. “these are the beans you have to drink when you are a person,” i say. “sometimes things are very very bad. but then the beans happen and it is good.” i can tell she understands
If anyone is worried about a marriage working, just remember it’s supposed to be you and your best friend. It’s really fun. Happy 8 years, babe!
#couplegoals #marriageadvice #bumpersticker
#couplegoals #marriageadvice #bumpersticker
April 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
If anyone is worried about a marriage working, just remember it’s supposed to be you and your best friend. It’s really fun. Happy 8 years, babe!
#couplegoals #marriageadvice #bumpersticker
#couplegoals #marriageadvice #bumpersticker
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subarus! at the REI
April 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
subarus! at the REI
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The sojourner's stomach seldom settles.
April 1, 2025 at 7:03 AM
The sojourner's stomach seldom settles.
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Spotify started playing this song while I was making my husband a sandwich.
#coincidence #excuseme #inevercook #feminism #bordercollie #Australianshepherd #goodwoman #thestaves #toomanyhashtags #overuseofhashtags #hashtag
#coincidence #excuseme #inevercook #feminism #bordercollie #Australianshepherd #goodwoman #thestaves #toomanyhashtags #overuseofhashtags #hashtag
April 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Spotify started playing this song while I was making my husband a sandwich.
#coincidence #excuseme #inevercook #feminism #bordercollie #Australianshepherd #goodwoman #thestaves #toomanyhashtags #overuseofhashtags #hashtag
#coincidence #excuseme #inevercook #feminism #bordercollie #Australianshepherd #goodwoman #thestaves #toomanyhashtags #overuseofhashtags #hashtag
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March 31, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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March 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
So excited for the new episode of Severance tonight. I won’t be able to sleep through work today!
March 14, 2025 at 11:33 AM
So excited for the new episode of Severance tonight. I won’t be able to sleep through work today!
My tummy hurts and I AM being brave about it.
March 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
My tummy hurts and I AM being brave about it.