Nick Decker
@onanrulz.bsky.social
The Kenny G of drinking. [he/him/his]
These dipshits are gonna kick in the door of one of the French Quarter’s haunted apartments, storm inside, and disappear from the material plane.
JUST IN: Border Patrol is preparing to end its immigration enforcement operation in Charlotte, nearly a week after the agency first deployed agents to the state’s most populated city, two officials at DHS tell NBC News.
Border Patrol preparing to leave Charlotte, plans to mobilize in New Orleans next
Border Patrol agents arrested more than 250 people in Charlotte this week and, according to reports, could begin operations in Louisiana and Mississippi as soon as next week.
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November 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
These dipshits are gonna kick in the door of one of the French Quarter’s haunted apartments, storm inside, and disappear from the material plane.
Is this the earliest-ever Minnesota State Fair Grandstand announcement?
All 2026 tour dates and ticket info up RIGHT NOW at
www.weirdal.com/tour
www.weirdal.com/tour
November 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Is this the earliest-ever Minnesota State Fair Grandstand announcement?
Everybody here giving out the year of their birth like it’s not 50% of the info needed to provide a robot over the phone to verify their identity.
November 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Everybody here giving out the year of their birth like it’s not 50% of the info needed to provide a robot over the phone to verify their identity.
Vikings fans at 3:30 PM: “We’d have been better off with Sam Darnold!”
Sam Darnold at 6 PM: “My wide receivers are wearing blue jerseys, right?”
Sam Darnold at 6 PM: “My wide receivers are wearing blue jerseys, right?”
November 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Vikings fans at 3:30 PM: “We’d have been better off with Sam Darnold!”
Sam Darnold at 6 PM: “My wide receivers are wearing blue jerseys, right?”
Sam Darnold at 6 PM: “My wide receivers are wearing blue jerseys, right?”
Oh so Edgar Wright didn’t have the courage to stick to the book’s ending and opted for a cheap happy ending instead. I’m confident now in saying that without Frost & Pegg he’s a stylistic hack, and maybe ANT-MAN would have been beyond his grasp after all.
November 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Oh so Edgar Wright didn’t have the courage to stick to the book’s ending and opted for a cheap happy ending instead. I’m confident now in saying that without Frost & Pegg he’s a stylistic hack, and maybe ANT-MAN would have been beyond his grasp after all.
The album I go grocery shopping to.
No joke, nothing like checking a carton of eggs at Aldi while a low bass voice chants into your ears how the USSR should be managing the entirety of Berlin.
No joke, nothing like checking a carton of eggs at Aldi while a low bass voice chants into your ears how the USSR should be managing the entirety of Berlin.
On this day in 1987, The Sisters of Mercy released their second studio album “Floodland”
November 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The album I go grocery shopping to.
No joke, nothing like checking a carton of eggs at Aldi while a low bass voice chants into your ears how the USSR should be managing the entirety of Berlin.
No joke, nothing like checking a carton of eggs at Aldi while a low bass voice chants into your ears how the USSR should be managing the entirety of Berlin.
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After weeks of saying she's seeing someone "who works in television," the girls find out Samantha is dating a Muppet. Carrie and Miranda have doubts, until he teaches Charlotte a song that helps her remember directions for walking home from the bus stop by herself.
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
After weeks of saying she's seeing someone "who works in television," the girls find out Samantha is dating a Muppet. Carrie and Miranda have doubts, until he teaches Charlotte a song that helps her remember directions for walking home from the bus stop by herself.
LET 👏 ALANIS 👏 MORISSETTE 👏 COVER 👏 MORE 👏 SEAL 👏 SONGS
November 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
LET 👏 ALANIS 👏 MORISSETTE 👏 COVER 👏 MORE 👏 SEAL 👏 SONGS
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD
⛰️🏔️ Episode 20 is now live! 🏔️⛰️
In this episode, we look at the amazing story of the Achaemenid Persian Empire.
Find out how the world's largest empire rose, flourished, and finally fell in ash and flame.
YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRYd...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/6AeH...
In this episode, we look at the amazing story of the Achaemenid Persian Empire.
Find out how the world's largest empire rose, flourished, and finally fell in ash and flame.
YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRYd...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/6AeH...
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD
Finished my umpteenth replay of FALLOUT 4, which I hadn’t played in over three years, and I think I have to admit that it’s just a bad game.
Which is the same conclusion I came to three years ago.
Well, see ya in 2029, Commonwealth!
Which is the same conclusion I came to three years ago.
Well, see ya in 2029, Commonwealth!
November 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Finished my umpteenth replay of FALLOUT 4, which I hadn’t played in over three years, and I think I have to admit that it’s just a bad game.
Which is the same conclusion I came to three years ago.
Well, see ya in 2029, Commonwealth!
Which is the same conclusion I came to three years ago.
Well, see ya in 2029, Commonwealth!
Hey so in all seriousness my wife and I volunteered for our good friend’s Bloomington City Council campaign, and we’re over the moon to report that she won on the first ballot. I love our big weird city. www.robertson4bloomington.com
Home | Robertson 4 Bloomington
Danielle Robertson running for Bloomington Minnesota City Council At Large. Robertson 4 Bloomington
www.robertson4bloomington.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Hey so in all seriousness my wife and I volunteered for our good friend’s Bloomington City Council campaign, and we’re over the moon to report that she won on the first ballot. I love our big weird city. www.robertson4bloomington.com
HE’S SO FUCKING GOOD AT THIS!
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
HE’S SO FUCKING GOOD AT THIS!
The wildest part of the Cheney shooting story will always be how the one who apologized was Whittington.
November 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The wildest part of the Cheney shooting story will always be how the one who apologized was Whittington.
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[P] he has slipped the surly bonds of Earth / and shot the face of God
Cheney, who extolled the power of the presidency, died Monday, according to a statement from his family. The cause was complications of pneumonia and cardiac and vascular disease.
Dick Cheney, one of the most powerful vice presidents in American history, dies at 84
Cheney, who extolled the power of the presidency, died Monday, according to a statement from his family. The cause was complications of pneumonia and cardiac and vascular disease.
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November 4, 2025 at 1:34 PM
[P] he has slipped the surly bonds of Earth / and shot the face of God
Happy “Hell-O-Ween!” youtu.be/31zMeueKY0Y?...
The Monster Fuck
YouTube video by Draven Guy
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October 31, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Happy “Hell-O-Ween!” youtu.be/31zMeueKY0Y?...
What the fuck does this even mean? What are the menu items supposed to represent? Are they candidates? Is he suggesting getting rid of RCV alchemicalizes them into quiche lorraine? And y’all like this guy?
October 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
What the fuck does this even mean? What are the menu items supposed to represent? Are they candidates? Is he suggesting getting rid of RCV alchemicalizes them into quiche lorraine? And y’all like this guy?
The embarrassing thing is Hodgman was shilling hard for this Nazi. Has he released a statement yet?
October 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The embarrassing thing is Hodgman was shilling hard for this Nazi. Has he released a statement yet?
Uh, I’m finding it more concerning to learn that Platner was a Blackwater mercenary than to discover he has a Nazi tattoo. And I’m very concerned about the Nazi tattoo!
October 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Uh, I’m finding it more concerning to learn that Platner was a Blackwater mercenary than to discover he has a Nazi tattoo. And I’m very concerned about the Nazi tattoo!
Got @ckunzelman.bsky.social’s new book about ancient aliens last week, but I don’t know when he expects me to read it when I still have to burn through FROM HELL and PROMETHEA.
October 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Got @ckunzelman.bsky.social’s new book about ancient aliens last week, but I don’t know when he expects me to read it when I still have to burn through FROM HELL and PROMETHEA.
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Spider-Man 2099 meets Lennie Briscoe 2099. #Orbachtober
October 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Spider-Man 2099 meets Lennie Briscoe 2099. #Orbachtober
Sometimes your wife is playing silly nonsense games with your five-year-old, and your wife says the word knickerbocker, and then your five-year-old calls her mother a “knicker woman” and the game comes to a screeching halt as your wife frantically tries to explain the precarious nuance of language.
October 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Sometimes your wife is playing silly nonsense games with your five-year-old, and your wife says the word knickerbocker, and then your five-year-old calls her mother a “knicker woman” and the game comes to a screeching halt as your wife frantically tries to explain the precarious nuance of language.
Y’all are doing yourself a disservice if you’re not listening to Matt Berry’s albums. His new album is great: open.spotify.com/album/7o4X7S...
October 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Y’all are doing yourself a disservice if you’re not listening to Matt Berry’s albums. His new album is great: open.spotify.com/album/7o4X7S...
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One Track Lover - Garth Marenghi's Dark Place | Comedy | SBS The Feed
YouTube video by SBS The Feed
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October 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Blake Grupe’s sole salvation is that he’s employed by an organization intentionally trying to field the worst possible football product. He’s safe this season. He will be unemployable next season.
October 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Blake Grupe’s sole salvation is that he’s employed by an organization intentionally trying to field the worst possible football product. He’s safe this season. He will be unemployable next season.
Hey, is there any CNN policy decision on what they call the body of water off the southern coasts of Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, and Florida?
CNN is now using the Trump preferred “Department of War” name in its official statements
October 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Hey, is there any CNN policy decision on what they call the body of water off the southern coasts of Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, and Florida?