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Michael M. Jones
@oneminutemonkey.bsky.social
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writer. book reviewer. anthologist. owned by cats. very sleepy. often stressed. mostly harmless. cryptically queer. he/him. SFWA. Codex. MFA in Childrens' Literature from Hollins University. I support diversity, inclusion, representation.
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 7h
Reskeet with a frog to scare ICE
The Moat Monster from the episode of Scooby-Doo where they meet Davy Jones of the Monkees. It's a giant frog with red eyes.
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 9h
Or...

Giles Prentice: A Broken what?
Secretary Baird: Broken Arrow. It's a Class 4 Strategic Theatre Emergency. It's what we call it when we lose a nuclear weapon.
Giles Prentice: I don't know what's scarier, losing nuclear weapons, or that it happens so often there's actually a term for it.
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 10h
Oh no. Not senators for Puerto Rico and DC. Anything but that. Can't have actual representation for American citizens.
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 1d
Here's the TOTAL budgets of some other agencies that are being cut so the Admin can send $20B your tax dollars to their ideological friends:

- EPA (clean air and water): $9.1B

- NOAA (weather forecasts, warn if hurricane coming): $6.8B

- DOE EERE (energy efficiency & renewable energy): $3.4B
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 1d
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Muppets Giant Animal
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 1d
They call the bomber Crazy Harry.
I'm a total Animal fan, myself.
a muppet is playing a drum set with a tambourine in the background
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 1d
*blink* That would have been a fuck no for me as well.
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 1d
I have no idea of Cleo is talking about any specific incident. I was just reflecting upon how they interact with the other hermits, like meeting Grian on the Nether roof after riding back from Exile, or talking to Joe in preparation for the Visitors' Stream. Absolutely delightful!
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 1d
What a very nice snake for me to respectfully stay far away from so I don't bother it.
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 1d
This is why I love your interactions with them so much. You provide just the right amount of lovingly exasperated snark, like that friend who's SO over the latest shenanigans but willing to pitch in yet again...
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 1d
maracanoodle!
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 3d
a man with a beard is holding a pair of fake eyes
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 4d
Nala the Tiny Angry Princess wants nothing to do with these shenanigans.
A small orange short-haired girl cat with big orange eyes stares out from her cat cave. This is a trap.
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 4d
Or shoot the day from afar with a tranquilizer dart, and once it's unconscious, it can be transported safely and relocated to a proper environment.
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 4d
I find that what works really well in fiction would be a disastrous idea in real life which is why so many dystopias end in teenagers leading revolutions or the end of all life on Urth/Erath/Erethe/Panemerica as we know it.
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 4d
Oh, I know. And I am all in favor of healthy critters.
I'm just Team Grizzly and Team Uschi all the way.
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 4d
Grizz is a treasure and I won't hear any slander about "legs too short." HE IS PERFECT. :)
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 4d
Good fucking lord.
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 5d
I pretty much totally skipped out on Friends, Frasier, Seinfeld, most of those popular sitcoms. I don't think we missed much.
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 5d
Congratulations on earning the gratitude of an owl spirit/the Fae/something you can't understand. Perhaps you will be granted a favor/three wishes/dead mice on your doorstep/the answers to truths unknown someday.
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 5d
SURPRISE CAT
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 7d
SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 7d
I will abandon the concept of money altogether before using any with Trump on it. Those would be truly accursed coins.
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 7d
He's so pretty. And that expression.
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 8d
Why is Musk such a fucking piece of shit.
Sigh.
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