Onnaise (Woke 2.0)
@onnaise.bsky.social
21 years old, he/him, council communist
If I had a nickel for Halloween animations that involved pepper spray, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
November 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
If I had a nickel for Halloween animations that involved pepper spray, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
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twitter if it was real life
November 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
twitter if it was real life
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Incredibly funny that "Scaring the Hoes" is a core tenet of modern conservatism
November 10, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Incredibly funny that "Scaring the Hoes" is a core tenet of modern conservatism
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seems to me that those democrats inclined not to fight perceive themselves as living through a somewhat ordinary cycle of presidential overreach and backlash and not something much more significant and dangerous
November 10, 2025 at 12:50 PM
seems to me that those democrats inclined not to fight perceive themselves as living through a somewhat ordinary cycle of presidential overreach and backlash and not something much more significant and dangerous
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in my later years i wish to kick as much butt with my poasts as ms. joyce carol oates does
November 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
in my later years i wish to kick as much butt with my poasts as ms. joyce carol oates does
We should all move into Elon Musk’s head and live there rent free
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
We should all move into Elon Musk’s head and live there rent free
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new theory of the internet:
90% bots, 10% Joyce Carol Oates and Internet Style Man endlessly ratioing fascists while the rest of us just watch and applaud
90% bots, 10% Joyce Carol Oates and Internet Style Man endlessly ratioing fascists while the rest of us just watch and applaud
November 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
new theory of the internet:
90% bots, 10% Joyce Carol Oates and Internet Style Man endlessly ratioing fascists while the rest of us just watch and applaud
90% bots, 10% Joyce Carol Oates and Internet Style Man endlessly ratioing fascists while the rest of us just watch and applaud
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books have no tech tree, no fog of war
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
books have no tech tree, no fog of war
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he's going to post a photo with employees implying they're close personal friends at some point in the next 48 hours
November 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
he's going to post a photo with employees implying they're close personal friends at some point in the next 48 hours
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My honest take is that Ds played a bad hand poorly and the TL is split between people pretending a Pikachu, an expired debt card, and a five dollar coupon for Taco Bell was aces over kings and people pretending shitting on the table and yelling YAHTZEE is 69 dimensional chess.
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
My honest take is that Ds played a bad hand poorly and the TL is split between people pretending a Pikachu, an expired debt card, and a five dollar coupon for Taco Bell was aces over kings and people pretending shitting on the table and yelling YAHTZEE is 69 dimensional chess.
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
The way senate works is that Dems find increasingly elaborate ways to be cowards in the face of the GOP.
Durbin said critics of his vote “need to understand how the Senate works”
November 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The way senate works is that Dems find increasingly elaborate ways to be cowards in the face of the GOP.
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Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
There are like 25 pages between “there is a spectre haunting Europe” and “workers of the world unite” and people won’t read that before saying communism is an evil ideology. I’m not giving anti communists the benefit of the doubt.
November 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
There are like 25 pages between “there is a spectre haunting Europe” and “workers of the world unite” and people won’t read that before saying communism is an evil ideology. I’m not giving anti communists the benefit of the doubt.
My stance on unemployment memes
November 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
My stance on unemployment memes
“They’re fantasizing about wanting republicans dead! So much for the tolerant left!”
The tolerant right:
The tolerant right:
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
“They’re fantasizing about wanting republicans dead! So much for the tolerant left!”
The tolerant right:
The tolerant right:
I am realizing that there’s so many misspellings in all of my posts. I said “So mic for the tolerant left” and nobody told me?
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I am realizing that there’s so many misspellings in all of my posts. I said “So mic for the tolerant left” and nobody told me?
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i think this is key. taking the deal would amount to taking the blame. it would turn a clear political victory into an unambiguous defeat.
If the Dems blink after all of this, for a deal that all but ensures no ACA subsidies in 2026 anyway, then what was the purpose of letting the shutdown go for 40 days in the first place?
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
i think this is key. taking the deal would amount to taking the blame. it would turn a clear political victory into an unambiguous defeat.
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Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
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even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people
According to all known laws of aviation, Will Stancil should be a libertarian by now.
November 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
According to all known laws of aviation, Will Stancil should be a libertarian by now.
This is political theater to him.
*SCHUMER SAYS HE IS VOTING 'NO' ON GOP BILL
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
This is political theater to him.
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Chuck Schumer is such a crate trained GOP lackey he's making Generic Moderate™ Hakeem Jefferies look like Malcolm X
November 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Chuck Schumer is such a crate trained GOP lackey he's making Generic Moderate™ Hakeem Jefferies look like Malcolm X