Our right to leave porn in bushes
What "core British values" has "the left" not defended? Can someone ask this sentient fucking saucepan what he means?
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Our right to leave porn in bushes
When asked why we I wanted the yellow paint job on our car, it was so that I'd be safe in the knowledge that someone would be giving someone else a fucking great wallop in the arm because of us.
Shouting “YELLOW CAR” and getting to punch whoever is closest to you on the arm every time you see a yellow car.
What "core British values" has "the left" not defended? Can someone ask this sentient fucking saucepan what he means?
February 5, 2026 at 4:17 PM
When asked why we I wanted the yellow paint job on our car, it was so that I'd be safe in the knowledge that someone would be giving someone else a fucking great wallop in the arm because of us.
Absolutely phenomenal way to sell some land imho www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
Check out this Land for sale on Rightmove
Land for sale in Holford, Quantock Hills, Somerset, TA5 for £50,000. Marketed by Nest Associates Ltd, National
www.rightmove.co.uk
February 5, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Absolutely phenomenal way to sell some land imho www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
Just been made aware of Haiti's winter Olympics get-up.
That skirt looks warm, has good pockets, and has a massive horse on it. DING DING DING.
That skirt looks warm, has good pockets, and has a massive horse on it. DING DING DING.
February 5, 2026 at 8:44 AM
Just been made aware of Haiti's winter Olympics get-up.
That skirt looks warm, has good pockets, and has a massive horse on it. DING DING DING.
That skirt looks warm, has good pockets, and has a massive horse on it. DING DING DING.
One of my good friends (I do have some!) has made a very specific customisable stickers website. Money off with meat2veg, so I'm told.
dickers.net
dickers.net
Dickers
dickers.net
February 4, 2026 at 6:04 PM
One of my good friends (I do have some!) has made a very specific customisable stickers website. Money off with meat2veg, so I'm told.
dickers.net
dickers.net
Looking forward to this going up on FB, I already know what GT* will suggest (it will be AI, it's always AI)
We're increasing the capacity of our current geotagging project to take on new volunteers!
Help us refine our collection by adding geographic data to historic photos, completed entirely remotely at your own pace.
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Help us refine our collection by adding geographic data to historic photos, completed entirely remotely at your own pace.
Interested? Get in touch with us at [email protected]
February 3, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Looking forward to this going up on FB, I already know what GT* will suggest (it will be AI, it's always AI)
The person who runs this account
February 2, 2026 at 9:16 PM
The person who runs this account
Nothing quite like eating a pasty in a car park to while away the hours
February 1, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Nothing quite like eating a pasty in a car park to while away the hours
Oh I remember this, back when I could be fkn arsed
January 30, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Oh I remember this, back when I could be fkn arsed
THREE out of SIX beers from a service I subscribe to are Alcohol Free. Yes, it would be good to have the option and I don't mind getting one now and again but HALF OF THEM? ARE YOU TAKING THE PISS??
January 30, 2026 at 5:28 PM
THREE out of SIX beers from a service I subscribe to are Alcohol Free. Yes, it would be good to have the option and I don't mind getting one now and again but HALF OF THEM? ARE YOU TAKING THE PISS??
Turd Reich
January 30, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Turd Reich
Just changed the channel and THIS was on the screen.
January 29, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Just changed the channel and THIS was on the screen.
Come on now, Giles. We all know that you don't have a conscience, let alone a good one.
Oooof. The gall of Giles Coren, and the suggestion that he is decent people. 😬
January 27, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Come on now, Giles. We all know that you don't have a conscience, let alone a good one.
why must they do this to us
January 27, 2026 at 3:18 PM
why must they do this to us
Icarus, moments after taking off:
where the fuck did this sun come from
January 27, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Icarus, moments after taking off:
The world is bag of old shite so I'm making some soup. Looks a bit... odd. But hopefully it's tasty.
January 25, 2026 at 2:02 PM
The world is bag of old shite so I'm making some soup. Looks a bit... odd. But hopefully it's tasty.
Dog has turned in choob
January 24, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Dog has turned in choob
The sheer amount of people I speak to on a daily basis who think I must be some sort of qualified accountant is _staggering_
My child, I press buttons, make system go DING, I do not know how to make this thing balance
My child, I press buttons, make system go DING, I do not know how to make this thing balance
January 23, 2026 at 6:09 PM
The sheer amount of people I speak to on a daily basis who think I must be some sort of qualified accountant is _staggering_
My child, I press buttons, make system go DING, I do not know how to make this thing balance
My child, I press buttons, make system go DING, I do not know how to make this thing balance
where's Ali Gray when you need him
Just seen the Oscar nominations. Anyome able to do a cheap parody of a horror western poster featuring a quizzer with a vaguely similar name?
January 22, 2026 at 2:36 PM
where's Ali Gray when you need him
On this day, three years ago, we met Ernie for the first time. This was him then.
Tiny. Pathetic.
Tiny. Pathetic.
January 21, 2026 at 8:23 PM
On this day, three years ago, we met Ernie for the first time. This was him then.
Tiny. Pathetic.
Tiny. Pathetic.
I hear CompuServe may also be having some issues. Wanadoo have been contacted for comment.
Yahoo and AOL are down
Yahoo and AOL are down
www.independent.co.uk
January 21, 2026 at 5:24 PM
I hear CompuServe may also be having some issues. Wanadoo have been contacted for comment.
Share a bird pic you took
January 21, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Share a bird pic you took
"guilty pleasure europop" yeah I guess In The Heat of the Night by Star Pilots is a pleasure but do I feel guilt? NOPE.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo3M...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo3M...
Star Pilots - In The Heat Of The Night (Official Music Video) | Ministry of Sound
YouTube video by Ministry of Sound
www.youtube.com
January 21, 2026 at 10:51 AM
"guilty pleasure europop" yeah I guess In The Heat of the Night by Star Pilots is a pleasure but do I feel guilt? NOPE.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo3M...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo3M...