Christmas, but make it aggressive as hell (it's pretty flashy, beware!)
December 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Christmas, but make it aggressive as hell (it's pretty flashy, beware!)
For reasons (CD Player availability, me opening the big CD wallet), I am listening to NOW Dance 2003. Some of these tracks are categorically not dance music. Fly By by Blue? Not dance!
December 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
For reasons (CD Player availability, me opening the big CD wallet), I am listening to NOW Dance 2003. Some of these tracks are categorically not dance music. Fly By by Blue? Not dance!
Reposted by Katy Moon
There are Goatses everywhere for those with eyes to see
December 18, 2025 at 10:20 AM
There are Goatses everywhere for those with eyes to see
I'm being lured in to a NYT Connections trap, I can just feel it in my bones
December 18, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I'm being lured in to a NYT Connections trap, I can just feel it in my bones
I have a name for the colour INEOS Grenadiers/Gobik have chosen for their shorts:
"Old Bra"
"Old Bra"
December 17, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I have a name for the colour INEOS Grenadiers/Gobik have chosen for their shorts:
"Old Bra"
"Old Bra"
"Parcel held in customs - insufficient documents (invoice or customs documents)"
LESS THAN IDEAL, GUYS. CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED.
LESS THAN IDEAL, GUYS. CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED.
December 17, 2025 at 11:07 AM
"Parcel held in customs - insufficient documents (invoice or customs documents)"
LESS THAN IDEAL, GUYS. CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED.
LESS THAN IDEAL, GUYS. CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED.
Right. How do I make a pic I've taken of the dog look Christmas Card appropriate. My PS skills are *lacking*
(I've actually taken loads, so there are options)
(I've actually taken loads, so there are options)
December 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Right. How do I make a pic I've taken of the dog look Christmas Card appropriate. My PS skills are *lacking*
(I've actually taken loads, so there are options)
(I've actually taken loads, so there are options)
(some) People no longer know the difference between web software (via MyApps/Okta etc) and installed software and it breaks my brain to go "it's on the computer, saved inside the machine... no, no, not on the apps portal, no, it's *on the laptop* please click Start.. The blue squares.." aaaaahahhhhh
December 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
(some) People no longer know the difference between web software (via MyApps/Okta etc) and installed software and it breaks my brain to go "it's on the computer, saved inside the machine... no, no, not on the apps portal, no, it's *on the laptop* please click Start.. The blue squares.." aaaaahahhhhh
I worked in Electronics Boutique for a bit, and there would always be some sort of offer on, like a buy a Dreamcast and get a free Sonic hat or something - WHILE STOCKS LAST.
WHILE
STOCKS
LAST
Cue the furious idiots who turned up way too late.
WHILE
STOCKS
LAST
Cue the furious idiots who turned up way too late.
man i have never had as many stupid questions as when i worked at Lush, just thinking about it now and we really put retail workers Through It don't we
December 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I worked in Electronics Boutique for a bit, and there would always be some sort of offer on, like a buy a Dreamcast and get a free Sonic hat or something - WHILE STOCKS LAST.
WHILE
STOCKS
LAST
Cue the furious idiots who turned up way too late.
WHILE
STOCKS
LAST
Cue the furious idiots who turned up way too late.
What the fuck is it with Fireball and why am I suddenly seeing it everywhere.
Means I get this stuck in my head whenever I got to the supermarket www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMqg...
Means I get this stuck in my head whenever I got to the supermarket www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMqg...
December 16, 2025 at 10:18 AM
What the fuck is it with Fireball and why am I suddenly seeing it everywhere.
Means I get this stuck in my head whenever I got to the supermarket www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMqg...
Means I get this stuck in my head whenever I got to the supermarket www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMqg...
Ernie is less than impressed with the Mangelwurzel that we harvested today. Too ugly for his tastes.
December 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Ernie is less than impressed with the Mangelwurzel that we harvested today. Too ugly for his tastes.
Imagine being a kid with a dozen potatoes, and then hoping that the last Lad has a little more empathy than the last 12. TOMORROW'S MY DAY, GUYS. 🙏 PS5 🙏
Tonight Stúfur, 3rd of Iceland's 13 Yule Lads, comes down from the mountains. He sneaks into houses and eats the crust left on pans after cooking.
All the children put a shoe in the window for him to put a treat or a little gift in - if they have been good that is. The bad children get a potato.
All the children put a shoe in the window for him to put a treat or a little gift in - if they have been good that is. The bad children get a potato.
December 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Imagine being a kid with a dozen potatoes, and then hoping that the last Lad has a little more empathy than the last 12. TOMORROW'S MY DAY, GUYS. 🙏 PS5 🙏
Matt & Luke have branched out...
December 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Matt & Luke have branched out...
I think Christmas food is great but sometimes supermarkets need to ask themselves "Why?"
December 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I think Christmas food is great but sometimes supermarkets need to ask themselves "Why?"
The Dog has decided that it's Christmas, so he's being a helpful elf.
December 13, 2025 at 11:36 AM
The Dog has decided that it's Christmas, so he's being a helpful elf.
I feel like a lot of you would like this ring, you creepy weirdos
December 13, 2025 at 9:54 AM
I feel like a lot of you would like this ring, you creepy weirdos
Started the day on such a low (watching Cilla Black ruin the stone cold classic 'You're The Voice'), it can only go up from here.
December 12, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Started the day on such a low (watching Cilla Black ruin the stone cold classic 'You're The Voice'), it can only go up from here.
anti-hangover pills have been taken, let's gooooooooo
December 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
anti-hangover pills have been taken, let's gooooooooo
Yesterday, I packed up a little make-up kit for my trip so I could make myself look more human after my 0515 alarm call... did I pack foundation? No! But did I pack my "Star Filter" that I barely use because it makes me look like a disco ball? Oh yes. Yes I did.
December 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Yesterday, I packed up a little make-up kit for my trip so I could make myself look more human after my 0515 alarm call... did I pack foundation? No! But did I pack my "Star Filter" that I barely use because it makes me look like a disco ball? Oh yes. Yes I did.
OH GOOD, PILOT ANNOUNCED THAT IT'LL BE BUMPY
December 11, 2025 at 9:26 AM
OH GOOD, PILOT ANNOUNCED THAT IT'LL BE BUMPY
Went for a wee before going to the Gate, now obviously need another one as I'm getting on the plane. Luckily, help is at hand.
*ISSPORT
*ISSPORT
December 11, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Went for a wee before going to the Gate, now obviously need another one as I'm getting on the plane. Luckily, help is at hand.
*ISSPORT
*ISSPORT
I hate these little shits
December 11, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I hate these little shits
What in the ever loving fuck
🔊
🔊
December 11, 2025 at 8:06 AM
What in the ever loving fuck
🔊
🔊
Guess who got on the wrong train this morning and ended up in Nuneaton
December 11, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Guess who got on the wrong train this morning and ended up in Nuneaton