π³οΈβπ A Hazy Shade of Spencer
@overstatedpathos.bsky.social
β¦and I am sunburnt!
But I beseech your Grace, pardon meβ
I was born to speak all mirth and no matter.
But I beseech your Grace, pardon meβ
I was born to speak all mirth and no matter.
I love Kermit and Piggy, but Y'ALL, you broke up for many many legitimate reasons
February 5, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I love Kermit and Piggy, but Y'ALL, you broke up for many many legitimate reasons
It delights me that she did voiceovers for Fancy Feast cat food commercials throughout my childhood.
youtu.be/_VlBfLcwO08?...
youtu.be/_VlBfLcwO08?...
LUXURY CAT! Lauren Bacallβs Gourmet Fancy Feast Commercial (1990)
YouTube video by DerrickDuck
youtu.be
February 5, 2026 at 3:15 AM
It delights me that she did voiceovers for Fancy Feast cat food commercials throughout my childhood.
youtu.be/_VlBfLcwO08?...
youtu.be/_VlBfLcwO08?...
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man I *try* not to be judgy but ... an unexploded WW1 munition? buddy you can get what you need on the internet, and it'll be safe, with a flared base.
chat they had to stop the surgery and call the bomb squad to this manβs ass
February 5, 2026 at 1:37 AM
man I *try* not to be judgy but ... an unexploded WW1 munition? buddy you can get what you need on the internet, and it'll be safe, with a flared base.
Also, female lambs via in vitro
February 5, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Also, female lambs via in vitro
Now I'm curious if there's drag-queen on drag-queen βlesbianβ porn
(Which, of course, would be a different entity than relations between two female-presenting trans peopleβunless said people who are trans are also performing drag at the same time)
(Which, of course, would be a different entity than relations between two female-presenting trans peopleβunless said people who are trans are also performing drag at the same time)
February 5, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Now I'm curious if there's drag-queen on drag-queen βlesbianβ porn
(Which, of course, would be a different entity than relations between two female-presenting trans peopleβunless said people who are trans are also performing drag at the same time)
(Which, of course, would be a different entity than relations between two female-presenting trans peopleβunless said people who are trans are also performing drag at the same time)
Is your brother...
[lowers voice while looking over shoulder for small children and easily frightened horses]
Β«CishetΒ» ?
Not that there's anything wrong with that
[lowers voice while looking over shoulder for small children and easily frightened horses]
Β«CishetΒ» ?
Not that there's anything wrong with that
February 5, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Is your brother...
[lowers voice while looking over shoulder for small children and easily frightened horses]
Β«CishetΒ» ?
Not that there's anything wrong with that
[lowers voice while looking over shoulder for small children and easily frightened horses]
Β«CishetΒ» ?
Not that there's anything wrong with that
Took your adviceβas always, the service was severely authentic, which only makes me live my local Popeye's more
February 5, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Took your adviceβas always, the service was severely authentic, which only makes me live my local Popeye's more
Well played, do these lace up? I love those
February 5, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Well played, do these lace up? I love those
We know he's going to run for a 3rd term; let Hilary beat him again
February 5, 2026 at 2:04 AM
We know he's going to run for a 3rd term; let Hilary beat him again
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my niece gave my brother, a teacher, this note this morning and honestly itβs good advice
February 5, 2026 at 1:49 AM
my niece gave my brother, a teacher, this note this morning and honestly itβs good advice
Kid Rock
February 4, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Kid Rock
Isabelle Huppert, Dame Judi Dench sign on to lesbian thriller remake of Dude, Where's My Car?
February 4, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Isabelle Huppert, Dame Judi Dench sign on to lesbian thriller remake of Dude, Where's My Car?
Stiff upper lip
February 4, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Stiff upper lip
Bouncing!
Also, this would be the casting to recreate the recent infamous flash of Batpeen from the comic
Also, this would be the casting to recreate the recent infamous flash of Batpeen from the comic
February 4, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Bouncing!
Also, this would be the casting to recreate the recent infamous flash of Batpeen from the comic
Also, this would be the casting to recreate the recent infamous flash of Batpeen from the comic
My freshman roommate and I bonded over repeated viewings of Scarface (for the plot, and accent masterwork)
February 4, 2026 at 8:41 PM
My freshman roommate and I bonded over repeated viewings of Scarface (for the plot, and accent masterwork)
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February 4, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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You b+tches could never
Hundreds of dogs competed for the top prize at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show this week. Penny the Doberman pinscher was named best in show. n.pr/4rvAlzq
Photos: Scenes from the 150th Westminster Dog Show
Hundreds of dogs competed for the top prize at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show this week. Penny the Doberman pinscher was named best in show.
n.pr
February 4, 2026 at 6:44 PM
You b+tches could never
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So apart from all the awful things crypto is responsible for, it was also created with the express intent of facilitating the abuse of children. π€―
February 4, 2026 at 3:46 PM
So apart from all the awful things crypto is responsible for, it was also created with the express intent of facilitating the abuse of children. π€―
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A Doberman pinscher named Penny won best in show Tuesday night at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show, netting U.S. show dogs' most coveted prize. n.pr/3O88xTf
Penny the Doberman pinscher wins the 150th Westminster dog show
A Doberman pinscher named Penny won best in show Tuesday night at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show, netting U.S. show dogs' most coveted prize.
n.pr
February 4, 2026 at 3:53 PM
A Doberman pinscher named Penny won best in show Tuesday night at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show, netting U.S. show dogs' most coveted prize. n.pr/3O88xTf
They're saying I must have a shrinky dinkβwhy else would the GREATEST SCULPTOR OF THE RENAISSANCE give me a baby piece? Mikey, you gotta fix it.β
February 4, 2026 at 8:26 AM
They're saying I must have a shrinky dinkβwhy else would the GREATEST SCULPTOR OF THE RENAISSANCE give me a baby piece? Mikey, you gotta fix it.β
Aside: imagine Michelangelo's model for the David ββMikey-boy, they put your statue that clearly looks just like me on a column in the middle of the piazza. Your fruity bookclub maybe totally gay for tiny dicks, but now everyone else is laughing at me
February 4, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Aside: imagine Michelangelo's model for the David ββMikey-boy, they put your statue that clearly looks just like me on a column in the middle of the piazza. Your fruity bookclub maybe totally gay for tiny dicks, but now everyone else is laughing at me
I wish I could play it off as a d+ck size joke, but it was just supposed to be a ridiculous compliment.
February 4, 2026 at 8:26 AM
I wish I could play it off as a d+ck size joke, but it was just supposed to be a ridiculous compliment.
Oh rightβClassical Greece, and thus Renaissance artists, thought a man's bits and bobs should ideally be small, reflecting that he was ruled by the intellect rather than a deep engrossing need to have his guts rearranged and then flip over and return the favor.
February 4, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Oh rightβClassical Greece, and thus Renaissance artists, thought a man's bits and bobs should ideally be small, reflecting that he was ruled by the intellect rather than a deep engrossing need to have his guts rearranged and then flip over and return the favor.
Watching Evil Under the Sun for the plot
February 4, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Watching Evil Under the Sun for the plot
Bacall is marvelous as a terrible American in Christie mysteries
February 4, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Bacall is marvelous as a terrible American in Christie mysteries