Udder Madness
@topsy.bsky.social
NSFW content sometimes so no minors.
Don't be transphobic and/or a Nazi.
Autistic, but not like that guy.
Melbourne/Naarm, Australia
At my family gathering today.
My elderly Dad to my Mum and apropos of nothing:
Our passports only have two years left.
Me, cheerily:
Oh, you won't need to get new ones.
Bury me in a deep dark pit, plz.
My elderly Dad to my Mum and apropos of nothing:
Our passports only have two years left.
Me, cheerily:
Oh, you won't need to get new ones.
Bury me in a deep dark pit, plz.
December 13, 2025 at 12:17 PM
At my family gathering today.
My elderly Dad to my Mum and apropos of nothing:
Our passports only have two years left.
Me, cheerily:
Oh, you won't need to get new ones.
Bury me in a deep dark pit, plz.
My elderly Dad to my Mum and apropos of nothing:
Our passports only have two years left.
Me, cheerily:
Oh, you won't need to get new ones.
Bury me in a deep dark pit, plz.
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“We’ve been waiting for you.”
December 12, 2025 at 5:31 AM
“We’ve been waiting for you.”
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The back of this reads “Daddy with Pinky and Billy” 💕 Photo from my collection, no date.
December 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The back of this reads “Daddy with Pinky and Billy” 💕 Photo from my collection, no date.
I thought unc meant uncut.
December 11, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I thought unc meant uncut.
Nothing ruins emersion like a Wilhelm scream.
December 8, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Nothing ruins emersion like a Wilhelm scream.
One time I kissed a guy wearing a beanie decorated with fishing lures, I got a hook in my forehead and we had to very delicately and awkwardly unhook. This was on a dance floor.
December 8, 2025 at 1:01 PM
One time I kissed a guy wearing a beanie decorated with fishing lures, I got a hook in my forehead and we had to very delicately and awkwardly unhook. This was on a dance floor.
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Dry stone walling by Jared Flynn
December 8, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Dry stone walling by Jared Flynn
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Autistic perk no. 1:
All acting seems to be of about the same quality to me.
All acting seems to be of about the same quality to me.
December 7, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Autistic perk no. 1:
All acting seems to be of about the same quality to me.
All acting seems to be of about the same quality to me.
This guy is living the dream.
Daddy, wake up! Time for breakfast. 😻😻😻😻
After their breakfast they will go for a nap and I will be awake. It is my life. 🤷🏻♂️
After their breakfast they will go for a nap and I will be awake. It is my life. 🤷🏻♂️
December 7, 2025 at 7:01 AM
This guy is living the dream.
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Lockdowns etc… took away the coping and masking mechanisms of many Autistic and ADHD folk.
This may have been the first time they realised they’d been masking their entire lives, and their traits suddenly became super pronounced.
That doesn’t mean lockdowns caused it…
This may have been the first time they realised they’d been masking their entire lives, and their traits suddenly became super pronounced.
That doesn’t mean lockdowns caused it…
December 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Lockdowns etc… took away the coping and masking mechanisms of many Autistic and ADHD folk.
This may have been the first time they realised they’d been masking their entire lives, and their traits suddenly became super pronounced.
That doesn’t mean lockdowns caused it…
This may have been the first time they realised they’d been masking their entire lives, and their traits suddenly became super pronounced.
That doesn’t mean lockdowns caused it…
I don't need a pet Yabbie, do I?
December 5, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I don't need a pet Yabbie, do I?
My Butter Chicken toastie experiment was a success.
December 5, 2025 at 8:41 AM
My Butter Chicken toastie experiment was a success.
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A favorite from my collection - this luminous little one from the 1960s.
December 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
A favorite from my collection - this luminous little one from the 1960s.
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December 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Claude the albino alligator has sadly passed away, but Methuselah the centenarian lungfish is still alive! youtu.be/yAkMbo6loxY?...
Methuselah the Australian Lungfish: 100 and Thriving | Cal Academy
YouTube video by California Academy of Sciences
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December 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Claude the albino alligator has sadly passed away, but Methuselah the centenarian lungfish is still alive! youtu.be/yAkMbo6loxY?...
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There’s a Duckman episode in which the title character becomes so convinced that anything he does will negatively impact his future that he resigns himself to sitting in a chair indefinitely and not moving a muscle.
Boy, does that resonate now.
Boy, does that resonate now.
December 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
There’s a Duckman episode in which the title character becomes so convinced that anything he does will negatively impact his future that he resigns himself to sitting in a chair indefinitely and not moving a muscle.
Boy, does that resonate now.
Boy, does that resonate now.
My living room is tranquil right now.
December 3, 2025 at 6:36 AM
My living room is tranquil right now.
Best fish.
For this year's #25DaysOfFishmas we're going to go in roughly chronological order, from the oldest lineages of fish to the present. We're kicking off, then, with a truly ancient and utterly bizarre animal - this is the Queensland Lungfish, Neoceratodus forsteri.
December 2, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Best fish.
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#MosaicMonday
#ClassicsBlueSky
#AncientBlueSky
Found only last year in #Eretria on the island of Evia in an andron where symposia would have taken place. With two satyrs, cronies of Dionysos, one of whom is playing the aulos and the other presumably dancing
#ClassicsBlueSky
#AncientBlueSky
Found only last year in #Eretria on the island of Evia in an andron where symposia would have taken place. With two satyrs, cronies of Dionysos, one of whom is playing the aulos and the other presumably dancing
November 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
#MosaicMonday
#ClassicsBlueSky
#AncientBlueSky
Found only last year in #Eretria on the island of Evia in an andron where symposia would have taken place. With two satyrs, cronies of Dionysos, one of whom is playing the aulos and the other presumably dancing
#ClassicsBlueSky
#AncientBlueSky
Found only last year in #Eretria on the island of Evia in an andron where symposia would have taken place. With two satyrs, cronies of Dionysos, one of whom is playing the aulos and the other presumably dancing
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Did you know?
In the Victorian era, women who dared to have their hair “shingled” caused a quiet scandal across polite society.
Shingling was a new haircut in which the hair at the nape was clipped shockingly short, laid in flat, overlapping layers like roof shingles.
#Victorian #history
In the Victorian era, women who dared to have their hair “shingled” caused a quiet scandal across polite society.
Shingling was a new haircut in which the hair at the nape was clipped shockingly short, laid in flat, overlapping layers like roof shingles.
#Victorian #history
November 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Did you know?
In the Victorian era, women who dared to have their hair “shingled” caused a quiet scandal across polite society.
Shingling was a new haircut in which the hair at the nape was clipped shockingly short, laid in flat, overlapping layers like roof shingles.
#Victorian #history
In the Victorian era, women who dared to have their hair “shingled” caused a quiet scandal across polite society.
Shingling was a new haircut in which the hair at the nape was clipped shockingly short, laid in flat, overlapping layers like roof shingles.
#Victorian #history
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Me, an autistic, trying to figure out who I should be in any given social situation.
November 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Me, an autistic, trying to figure out who I should be in any given social situation.
Deathstalker (2025) is a lot of fun especially if you like really wet puppets.
November 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Deathstalker (2025) is a lot of fun especially if you like really wet puppets.
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The Best Of The
Outbursts Of Everett True
August 07,1922
Outbursts Of Everett True
August 07,1922
November 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The Best Of The
Outbursts Of Everett True
August 07,1922
Outbursts Of Everett True
August 07,1922