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Bratty Menace

@p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social

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I drink coffee and I know things.

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Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · Dec 4

Once again, I have confiscated this tiny hidden corner of the internet in order to make talking to myself respectable.

Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 23h

@nrdyco.bsky.social strikes again.

Me:
He: BLUNDERBUSSY
Me: ....What.
He: I GOT A BLUNDERBUSSY
Me: ô_ô You what

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Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 16d

Never change. <3

Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 16d

Me: I am not sexual with new people but i'll talk to you about non sexual kink.
He: I like [lists five or six varieties of butt stuff].
Me: Uhhh.. well... Can i suggest connecting with a similarly minded kink community or swinger group?
He: But im a strong alpha male, dont you want to fuck my butt?!

Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 18d

My favorite thing today is @nrdyco.bsky.social explaining to his parents that we live in a capitalistic hellscape.

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Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 19d

Still true. @nrdyco.bsky.social

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Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 23d

Im that obnoxious person who sends pictures of my plants to literally everyone. Like people who send everyone pictures of their kids. But here's me like LOOK AT MY WORK DESK NOT BEING USED FOR WORK. ITS FOR PLANTS. AND COFFEE.

Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 26d

I need to get out instead of staring at my phone.

Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · Sep 9

Me internally: *screaming incoherently into a pillow.*

Me externally:

a man with curly hair is smiling for the camera while wearing a white shirt .

ALT: a man with curly hair is smiling for the camera while wearing a white shirt .

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Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · Sep 7

Me: What bow is that?
@nrdyco.bsky.social : The Probiotic Cernos.
Me: :> Omg you.

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Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · Sep 4

Sometimes it feels like i'm just screaming in the dark.

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National Security Counselors 🕵 @nationalsecuritylaw.org · Sep 4

maybe pants

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · Sep 4

Have we ever seen a technology go from zero to "your boss is aggressively demanding you use it every day" quite as quickly as modern "AI" tools?

(This is a genuine question).

Sinboo [Spooky He/ Spooky His] @sinboy.bsky.social · Sep 4

It's pretty much mandatory at work that I appear to be using it, so I've doe a few functional things with it, and it's a moderate time-saver if used right. But nowhere near worth it's stock value, energy cost.

Then I realize there's a lot of people who simply can't write coherent paragraphs.

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Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · Aug 31

Dearest Yikk Obb, no kuva lich can ever replace your greatness. But Colburortu Krukk comes close. I can't bring myself to kill him so I guess Earth is just the cuck chair now.

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National Security Counselors 🕵 @nationalsecuritylaw.org · Aug 29

Context: trying to find an email someone from the rescue org says they sent me about our new furball

Kate: She swears she sent it.
Me: <sigh> <manually searches> OK I've read all my penis enlargement email.
K: You could just say spam.
M: That didn't fully express my current level of irritation.

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Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · Aug 31

Dudes on the internet be like 'MY TINY PEEPEE IS THE COOLEST THING YOU COULD HAVE IN YOUR MOUTH TODAY'.

Me: I don't know man. I have bourbon, cake, and self respect.

Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · Aug 7

Yes.

Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · Jul 18

Babe you show up for me every single day. <3

Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · Jul 1

I'm really proud of you for all the emotional work you have done. You've put so much energy into yourself and you've really achieved a lot. It has been so hard in the last few years and yet you're still here always working at the things you want and need.

I love you so much.

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TJ resists! Bluestormcoming! @tjjohnson.bsky.social · Jun 25

So. which Stephen king book are we doing today, folks?

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Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · Jun 26

You are pretty. ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜

Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · Jun 14

Even in my kinky daydreams i'm neurotic.

Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · Apr 9

What you streaming?

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · Apr 7

This is Ripley. He was nervous about taking the stairs. May have panicked a bit. 12/10

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Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · Mar 16

XD You're not wrong but I do a double take every time Mark Hamill talks about Skeet.

Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · Mar 16

To all the people calling bsky posts skeets. Please god utilize urban dictionary.

Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · Mar 12

He: Im really squishy today but youre such a sweet person so i'll be fine.
Me, cranky, cramping, salty enough to pucker your asshole: Oh uhhhh.. *Sends pusheen gif*