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P.A. Boniface

@paboniface.bsky.social

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Obvious pen name. Most of my negativity is reserved for my own fiction, but I'll stab a bitch if I have to. You can choose to be the righteous sword of vengeance, or choose to act for the benefit of others.

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P.A. Boniface @paboniface.bsky.social · 30m

Mar-a-Lago cosmetic surgery is secret antifa code. Those are the true generals.

P.A. Boniface @paboniface.bsky.social · 36m

Can't wait until Noem starts arresting anyone in a frog costume.

Might want to save a frog's life by not cultifying him.

P.A. Boniface @paboniface.bsky.social · 38m

okay, but your gas prices will cilmb by 20%

P.A. Boniface @paboniface.bsky.social · 22h

They're all non-useful idiots.

P.A. Boniface @paboniface.bsky.social · 22h

Can we bring the Venezuelan woman here to fight for democracy in *this* country?

P.A. Boniface @paboniface.bsky.social · 23h

Can you imagine if they were unwise enough to give him a nobel and he went Full Monty Hitler the next week?

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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 1d

“The Founders would never believe that it would ever come to pass that one state militia could be sent to another state for the purposes of political retribution”

THAT PART!

Thank you, Judge Perry.

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P.A. Boniface @paboniface.bsky.social · 1d

My money's on the pink one.

Cuz ICE agents have the IQ of a doorknob.

P.A. Boniface @paboniface.bsky.social · 1d

so y'all are cool if the cops pull them over and tow them, right?

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P.A. Boniface @paboniface.bsky.social · 1d

Yes and no. More than half of the world *are* signatories, and any on of them could arrest, oh, Rubio or Hegseth the moment they stepped off the plane.

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P.A. Boniface @paboniface.bsky.social · 1d

Takes one voice for a no confidence vote, right?

Of course, you have to be in session for that.

P.A. Boniface @paboniface.bsky.social · 1d

Red State education systems have been consistently poor for decades.

Eventually, that sort of failure becomes institutional, endemic.

Vicious cycle tgat produces vicious humans.

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P.A. Boniface @paboniface.bsky.social · 1d

I think the reading level is less important than "Americans who simply do not read, ever" is.

Hemingway didn't exactly write like an MFA.

Hell, I appreciate how few authors produce "ivory tower affectation" books these days.

Doesn't matter, Trump disciples don't read anything but Bible.

P.A. Boniface @paboniface.bsky.social · 1d

I went the opposite direction; I can no longer stomach peanut butter or ketchup in anything.

P.A. Boniface @paboniface.bsky.social · 1d

Not you. But as a general rule, Meme creators just can't seem to spell or punctuate properly.

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P.A. Boniface @paboniface.bsky.social · 1d

Did anyone check the bathrooms at Mar-a-Lardo?

P.A. Boniface @paboniface.bsky.social · 1d

Fortunately, no one is safer than the defendant of a Bondi DOJ prosecution.

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George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 @gtconway.bsky.social · 2d

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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 1d

Federal charges against a Chicago couple who were arrested for protesting against ICE were dropped after a grand jury refused to indict them.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

Bored National Guard Goes Door To Door Asking If Chicagoans Have Any Order They Need Restored https://theonion.com/bored-national-guard-goes-door-to-door-asking-if-chicagoans-have-any-order-they-need-restored/

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George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 @gtconway.bsky.social · 2d

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P.A. Boniface @paboniface.bsky.social · 1d

*you're

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P.A. Boniface @paboniface.bsky.social · 1d

Whew. She's perfectly safe then.

Bondi doesn't win cases.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 1d

Is there a better indication of how superficial and unhelpful mainstream media has become than that they are cutely musing about whether the domestic terrorist who changed "The Department of Defense" to "The Department of War" will get a Nobel Peace Prize—instead of reporting the fascism/terrorism.

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P.A. Boniface @paboniface.bsky.social · 1d

Image from war-torn Illinois...

Wait, what?

Trump and Noem are on drugs, y'all.