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Robert Greenfield and Franklin Hillside - A Couple of Packer Fans
mfw someone says they don’t like sauerkraut on their bratwurst
December 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
mfw someone says they don’t like sauerkraut on their bratwurst
Washington and Wisconsin:
December 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Washington and Wisconsin:
I owe Matt LaFleur an apology for critical comments I made earlier this season. I’m sorry for being overreactive.
I could qualify that by pointing out losses to the Browns and Panthers are ridiculous. I could do that, but I won’t because I believe in accountability and integrity. I could though.
I could qualify that by pointing out losses to the Browns and Panthers are ridiculous. I could do that, but I won’t because I believe in accountability and integrity. I could though.
December 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I owe Matt LaFleur an apology for critical comments I made earlier this season. I’m sorry for being overreactive.
I could qualify that by pointing out losses to the Browns and Panthers are ridiculous. I could do that, but I won’t because I believe in accountability and integrity. I could though.
I could qualify that by pointing out losses to the Browns and Panthers are ridiculous. I could do that, but I won’t because I believe in accountability and integrity. I could though.
This is really frustrating. I was never compensated for my time as the model for this coat and to see someone making money off my likeness is hard.
December 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
This is really frustrating. I was never compensated for my time as the model for this coat and to see someone making money off my likeness is hard.
Reminder: Mike McCarthy was/is a better coach than Sean Payton.
December 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Reminder: Mike McCarthy was/is a better coach than Sean Payton.
You could make the airport experience better for people by building high-speed rail, doofus.
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
You could make the airport experience better for people by building high-speed rail, doofus.
December 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The Bears telling the refs what their plan was against Micah Parsons.
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media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The Bears telling the refs what their plan was against Micah Parsons.
I hope Adam Rank is sad over on the other site.
December 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I hope Adam Rank is sad over on the other site.
Great D.
Take your shirt off now, Ben Johnson.
Take your shirt off now, Ben Johnson.
December 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Great D.
Take your shirt off now, Ben Johnson.
Take your shirt off now, Ben Johnson.
Is this a local Bears broadcast?
December 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Is this a local Bears broadcast?
Unfortunately, not everyone can do jokes.
December 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Unfortunately, not everyone can do jokes.
The correct thought on NFL pregame shows:
December 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The correct thought on NFL pregame shows:
Also, a Bears fan falling off a ladder is just funny.
To me, one of the best things about “Christmas Vacation” is that it never gets TOO sentimental. EVERY time it looks like it’s gonna, something completely fucked up happens. And that’s why it’s awesome 😂😂
December 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Also, a Bears fan falling off a ladder is just funny.
There’s not much like the quiet solitude of a cold winter’s morning when YOU’RE GOING TO BEAT THE BRAKES OFF THE CHICAGO BEARS.
December 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
There’s not much like the quiet solitude of a cold winter’s morning when YOU’RE GOING TO BEAT THE BRAKES OFF THE CHICAGO BEARS.
The downfall of modern society can probably be traced to the founding of Ticketmaster.
December 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The downfall of modern society can probably be traced to the founding of Ticketmaster.
Wearing my custom Charles Martin jersey and a towel with several numbers on it.
Figuring out what jersey to pack for Packers/Bears and there’s really only one choice.
December 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Wearing my custom Charles Martin jersey and a towel with several numbers on it.
The Village People? Really?
December 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The Village People? Really?
Colin Oliver sounds like a Dickens character.
I think he was probably at Scrooge’s nephew, Fred’s, Christmas party talking shit about ol’ Ebenezer.
I think he was probably at Scrooge’s nephew, Fred’s, Christmas party talking shit about ol’ Ebenezer.
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media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Colin Oliver sounds like a Dickens character.
I think he was probably at Scrooge’s nephew, Fred’s, Christmas party talking shit about ol’ Ebenezer.
I think he was probably at Scrooge’s nephew, Fred’s, Christmas party talking shit about ol’ Ebenezer.
I think the Luigi pearl-clutching can officially be put to rest.
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Alex Karp vows to use his "whole influence" on immigration and defense policy.
gizmodo.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I think the Luigi pearl-clutching can officially be put to rest.
If you pay someone to put up your Christmas lights, I mock your value system. You also appear foolish in the eyes of others. Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent.
December 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
If you pay someone to put up your Christmas lights, I mock your value system. You also appear foolish in the eyes of others. Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent.
I won Pumpkin Pie Consumer of the Week.
Award buddies!
Award buddies!
December 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I won Pumpkin Pie Consumer of the Week.
Award buddies!
Award buddies!
Daily Affirmation for December 3, 2025:
KILL BEARS!
KILL BEARS!
December 3, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Daily Affirmation for December 3, 2025:
KILL BEARS!
KILL BEARS!