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30 | Author of the webcomic Finding Darwin | Software Freak | they / he | Secret Rambler

https://finding-darwin.webcomic.ws/
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I write a webcomic called Finding Darwin. Check it out

...if you dare!
I always feel nervous drawing scenes that might take place in the future, ya know, spoilers. But also I want to draw vibes damnit
Having a hard time watching a video essay someone sent me. Even if it's just background noise as I work, I sit here wishing I was listening to Funkadelic...
December 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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I got my PhD at OU, all I had to write was "fuck all these trannies DJT will make me Patriot Number One" in crayon. easy hack if you wanna be a Doctor.
December 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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if you're one person making a comic by yourself, don't treat yourself like you should function on the same level as comics that have multiple people working on them. your backgrounds can be squiggles and colors.

allow yourself room to be abstract with details and give yourself some grace
December 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Even setting aside not wanting to support him for jacking off in front of people, I feel like the fact that he did it undercut the entire concept of Louis CK as a comedian: that he was a man with repulsive thoughts and urges, but who had attained the self-knowledge that comes with recognizing them
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
He has one of the worst smiles I've ever seen and they slap it on every one of his products or promotions
Mr. Beast is one of those celebrities or shows in the background of a dystopian story to give you an idea of how completely the broken society has become. You can't convince me he's real.
a man in a tuxedo is being attacked by two women in a movie and they are talking about a dollar .
ALT: a man in a tuxedo is being attacked by two women in a movie and they are talking about a dollar .
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Can you sum up your gender in 4 fictional characters
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I often feel bad for getting 3 likes a post here. I'm not good at attention, whether it's paying or receiving.
November 27, 2025 at 9:35 AM
We kept this rotting pumpkin on our patio for a little too long, but only because we love the slugs that feast on it
November 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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The modern world is just pro wrestling and a gambling addiction standing on top of a mechanical Turk.
Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Drew comics since I was six, was told to pursue a stable career, pursued primary school teaching because “summer vacation will allow me to draw comics”, drew comics during my degree, eventually dropped my degree because it was distracting me too much from my webcomics career :)
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
VR gaming is like "What if games involved a really sweaty hat that gives you a headache within the hour?"
November 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I took up programming games on my calculator in highschool. I graduated and started to attend art school.

Quickly figured out I hate drawing for other people, and doing art for a living appeared to be a painful lifestyle. I eventually dropped out and got residency in WA and studied Computer Science
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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This pic goes HARDER! 🔥🔥🔥
November 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
It's gonna happen
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 8d
Tech companies are pouring billions into AI chips and data centers. Increasingly, they are relying on debt and risky tactics. Financial analysts are worried there's a bubble that will soon pop.
Here's why concerns about an AI bubble are bigger than ever
Tech companies are pouring billions into AI chips and data centers. Increasingly, they are relying on debt and risky tactics. Financial analysts are worried there's a bubble that will soon pop.
n.pr
November 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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drawing comics? you will perish, unfortunately
November 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
My husband and I got to episode 25 of Death Note, which in my opinion is when the show canonically ends
November 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I kinda want to start dabbling in stocks, but I'm gonna wait for that bubble to burst lol
November 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Opened Twitter for the first time in a while just to dig up this tweet of theirs I adore
December 19, 2024 at 9:19 AM
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Thrilled to announce I'm teaming up with Nvidia to create a basket big enough to fit all of humanity's eggs in it
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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AOC: Should this AI bubble pop, we should not be entertaining a bailout of these corporations while healthcare is being denied to Americans and SNAP is being denied to Americans —
November 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I just want to share every little detail I add to my game as I make it, but it's so much better to fight that urge. I learned that through comics, and I will apply it here
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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You say bsky is dead, I say you're not doing the work to create a community for yourself and expect an algorithm to do it for you.
November 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM