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Pallando the Blue 🇺🇦🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈🫘

@palando.bsky.social

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I wandered into the East, and was lost...Near THE Blue Dot 🔵 Passive aggressive pettiness is my superpower. I shout at 🌮 here because it makes me feel better. Don't shoot at people. Even if they 🌮-level suck, just don't.

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Pallando the Blue 🇺🇦🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈🫘 @palando.bsky.social · Jan 24

For the 10 or so people who actually see this, I changed my picture to my neighbor's Trump signs so that someday I can tell them I shared their signs with my thousands of followers. They aren't going to know what that means. 🖕🤷‍♂️🖕

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Pallando the Blue 🇺🇦🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈🫘 @palando.bsky.social · 2h

But...Cankles?

Pallando the Blue 🇺🇦🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈🫘 @palando.bsky.social · 2h

Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦

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Secret Agent Number Six @designationsix.bsky.social · 7h

Kid Rock makes music for people who are not allowed around parks and playgrounds.

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WhiskeyStu @whiskeystu.bsky.social · 4h

Got excited when I saw Kid Rock trending, but disappointingly, he's not dead.

Screenschot of hot trending topics on Bluesky with MAGAs favourite "musician" trending on top

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 11h

What fucking country is this?!

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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 14h

Donald Trump didn't get the Nobel Peace Prize.🤣🤣🤣

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Pallando the Blue 🇺🇦🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈🫘 @palando.bsky.social · 14h

You could fill a pretty large black hole with all the things Donald Trump doesn't get

Pallando the Blue 🇺🇦🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈🫘 @palando.bsky.social · 14h

Yeah, this is a thing

Pallando the Blue 🇺🇦🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈🫘 @palando.bsky.social · 14h

Taco and Putin are old comrades, they go wayyyyy back 🇷🇺 💦📼

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hopeful66 @hopeful66.bsky.social · 14h

go.bsky.app/HWm7AQw
Thank you 🙏🙏💙💙

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Pallando the Blue 🇺🇦🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈🫘 @palando.bsky.social · 14h

He's also a pedophile so somebody should check on that

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Pallando the Blue 🇺🇦🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈🫘 @palando.bsky.social · 14h

Taco is sucking up to the boss

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Pallando the Blue 🇺🇦🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈🫘 @palando.bsky.social · 15h

Like a boss.

Pallando the Blue 🇺🇦🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈🫘 @palando.bsky.social · 15h

To be fair, the Kremlin is probably giving the money to Trump and he distributes as he sees fit...which is probably not much

Pallando the Blue 🇺🇦🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈🫘 @palando.bsky.social · 15h

Repeat after me: Fuck Trump and fuck Trump supporters.

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@NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze) @newsjennifer.bsky.social · 15h

Updates from @wgntv.com's 4pm newscast:
-Brockman has been released by ICE
-She works in the creative services dept at the station, not the news dept
-WGN didn't name her in its story & blocked out her face per station policy of not naming people who have not been charged

Heartland Signal @heartlandsignal.bsky.social · 18h

BREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook)

Follow @heartlandsignal for more.

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Pallando the Blue 🇺🇦🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈🫘 @palando.bsky.social · 15h

The problem is, I'm starting to think they should, and I don't feel good about it.

Pallando the Blue 🇺🇦🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈🫘 @palando.bsky.social · 15h

Don't you wish Maga could just grab their own pussies? But no, we have to have pedophiles.

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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 15h

This is what ice is doing

The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 17h

George was just trying to get to work.

ICE pepper-sprayed him, dragged him from his car, locked him in a detention center, and placed him on suicide watch. He even missed his young daughter’s birthday in the process.

This man is a veteran and American citizen. Don't look away.

The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 17h

"They put me on suicide watch and they put me in the cell, I'm naked, in like a hospital dress and just a concrete bed with like a mattress, like a thin mattress and, they leave the light on 24/7."

@timmiller.bsky.social talked to a veteran who ICE wrongly detained and brutalized