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High Pants
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Aotearoa/New Zealand
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#nzpol
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Yeah, the AI scandal!

AI was even referenced in the report according to the RNZ story.

"Deloitte is assuming AI can deliver productivity gains of up to 50 percent but they haven't done the work to show replacing experienced staff with ChatGPT would actually deliver those results."

#nzpol
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.
October 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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So ... the government just forced us all to have referendums on *existing* Māori wards because Local Communities Deserve Choice, but now they're unilaterally abolishing our regional councils because they don't like the Choices we made?
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 AM
"Little clear benefit" for a rescue tug.

LITTLE. CLEAR. BENEFIT?!

Chris Bishop you fucking cold hearted mercenary twat, you might not care about the lives lost if/when there's another ferry accident but surely you'd care about the economic and political cost?
#nzpol
November 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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No worries, I'm sure the Wahine was a once off.
Gov's recklessness is off the charts, it's like they want a ferry disaster... All reminiscent of Pike River #nzpol
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I don't have a subscription but based on this thread but... fuckin' hell!
I dislike Winnie but what with this and CI's dealings with China I can appreciate he's got a lot of shit to deal with.
The Cook Islands allowed over a hundred shadow fleet tankers trafficking sanctioned Russian and Iranian oil. A Big Read from me looking at the curious case of Maritime Cook Islands with an investigation employing big data analysis and fieldwork in Raro. www.nzherald.co.nz/business/com...
The dark fleet hiding in our own backyard: How the Cook Islands sold its flag to Moscow and Tehran
SPECIAL INVESTIGATION: How shadow fleets made the Cook Islands flag inconvienent.
www.nzherald.co.nz
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Charlie Brown the Wise?
November 24, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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Tusk slips the knife in right at the end.
November 23, 2025 at 11:21 AM
#F1 #LasVegasGP
Apart from the first lap that was one boring ass race. The qualifying and F1 Academy race were much more entertaining.
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 AM
#F1Academy #LasVegasGP 🧵
1/ Now that was a proper race! Apart from the 1 safety car there was plenty of hard but fair racing throughout the field (probably much was missed by the meh tv director), hopefully they'll be covered in a highlights real...
November 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
#F1Academy #LasVegasGP
1st race done, lots of action but not in a good way, very frustrating, lots of heart break. Feel so sorry for Larsen, great results for Nobles and Robertson. The Chambers/Palmowski incident was esp annoying, shades of Montreal, better not pull that shit tomorrow!
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
#F1Academy #LasVegasGP
Haha hell yeah! Another pole for Chloe 'Qualifying Queen' Chambers with team mate Palmowski in P2. Now if we could not have a repeat of what happened in Montreal that'd be great...
Excellent P3 for Larsen and good results for Felbermayr (7) and Ferreira (9).
November 21, 2025 at 6:15 AM
#F1Academy
Congrats to Lisa for securing a seat, not surprise given how well she drove as a Wild Card entry.
Although not a big deal in the grand scheme of things I'm wondering why she won't be driving in the colours of an F1 team?
Gatorade backs Lisa Billard for the 2026 F1 Academy season!

The Gatorade Sports Science Institute will be guiding her development through tailored hydration and nutrition
November 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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The UN climate change conference (COP30) having rooms shut down both to flooding and an extreme fire is a bit metaphorically excessive.
🚨If you are at #COP30, evacuate the Blue Zone immediately.

(from a source)
November 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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are the fae

open source
Turning into my father one "the problem is no one reads enough books these days" grumble at a time
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Picture the New Zealand Herald's senior Press Gallery reporter dismissing as a "C-grade scandalette" the chair of a Māori entity *cough* taking $27 MILLION of public money and putting it in a project in his own patch. #nzpol
a man in a suit and tie is smiling with his mouth open
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is smiling with his mouth open
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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“Trust us! Marginalising these communities more will absolutely bring down the cost of a KG of Mince and get your job back!”
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
If you oppose the announcement to ban puberty blockers for trans youth you might want to block this joker in the screen shot.
#nzpol
November 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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"When it came to Covid, we completely blew out what the value of a life was, completely, I've never seen such a high value on life.” - Brooke van Velden
"There are accidents that will happen. What I'm wanting to focus on is, how do I improve the overall economy and the situation that businesses and workers find themselves in?" - Van Velden. #PikeRiver
"She seemed to be focusing all the time on the employers and I sat and listened to it for a little while and then I just couldn't stand it" - Sonya Rockhouse. #PikeRiver
November 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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The #Uber loss in the Supreme Court “highlights a grey area in the law”, says Brooke Van Velden.
It’s been through 3 courts. The judges were unanimous. There’s nothing grey about it. The law is black & white. WORKERS HAVE RIGHTS! That’s the real “problem” this anti-worker govt wants to “fix” #nzpol
November 17, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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SST describing landlords as an *industry*.

Soooo what do landlords produce? Nothing. They produce nothing. They do not convert labour or goods to something else and add value.

They are nothing more than middlemen who inflate the cost of housing and skim yields from a human need.
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Next up will be Operations Brokeback Mountain and Purple Headed Warrior.
Operation Strapping Manservant
November 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM