Craig M. Ranapia
@craigmranapia.bsky.social
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"This heaven gives me migraine." Old enough to know better at the ends of the earth (New Zealand). I am large and contain multitudes, all of them intensely irritating. (Same-sex) married. Catholic. Conservative-ish. Cis-male. Jane Austen cultist.
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craigmranapia.bsky.social
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
craigmranapia.bsky.social
YMMV, but I think we should put House Republicans on mute until they start showing up to do the job they're still being paid for.
atrupar.com
Emmer: "This is about one thing and one thing alone -- to score political points with the terrorist wing of their party, which is set to hold a hate America rally in DC next week."
craigmranapia.bsky.social
"In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming"
craigmranapia.bsky.social
Exactly! I'm sure someone is going to roll their eyes and go all "OK, Grandpa" but when it comes to museums and galleries I'd rather take a pass on "interactivity" and have space, physical and mental, to pause, look and think.
craigmranapia.bsky.social
THIS. Also, if Stephen Franks wants to keep raving about "deluded children" he should shut down his law practice and get cracking on doing the work to become a qualified and licensed practitioner of paediatric medicine. Though based on current form, he might have difficulty passing the ethics tests
pault.bsky.social
New Zealand doesn’t have a First Amendment — we have Parliamentary sovereignty and NZBORA. Our Parliament banned conversion therapy because it harms people. If Stephen Franks wants US-style “freedom” to abuse LGBTQIA+ kids, he can move there.

Absolutely, this dude utterly sucks!
Many will know a parent who may be doomed to this desperate state - with no way out. Even if they’ve  only permitted or aided their innocent child’s groomers without authorising surgery or drugs, some will be haunted. Can they undo the harm? Could they have prevented it? 

My firm is trying to help a number of parents who are doing all they can while they can to protect their deluded children. 
It is an outrage that the Parliamentarians who passed the conversion therapy ban, despite its direct conflict with freedom of speech, are tolerating the prevarication of Minister Doocey over dangerous ‘gender-affirming’ hormone ‘therapy’ for children

The US Supreme Court is likely to invalidate conversion therapy bans shortly, as contrary to the First Amendment (freedom of speech).
craigmranapia.bsky.social
Because libraries are magic (and a little bit spooky), guess what I'm #CurrentlyReading on Elmore Leonard's centennial? Cooler Than Cool: The Life and Work of Elmore Leonard (C. M. Kushins)

It really did just end up top of the library book pile this morning!

#BookSky #pukapuka
Cover of 'Cooler Than Cool: The Life and Work of Elmore Leonard' by C.M. Kushins. The image is a full length photo of Leonard - a late middle-aged white man in a trench coat, flat coat and tie. He has a nearly trimmed short beard and moustache and is wearing glasses. He is standing behind a pair of half open French doors.
craigmranapia.bsky.social
"What do you tell a man with two black eyes? Nothing, he's already been told twice."

Happy 100th birthday to ELMORE LEONARD, born on this day (October 11) in 1925. #BOTD #BookSky
Head and shoulder photography of Elmore Leonard, a middle-aged white man with a short salt-and-pepper beard and moustache, and round glasses. His hairline is receeding and long at the sides.
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erinbiba.bsky.social
LMAOOOOO

A bunch of comedians tried to make up for their participation in the Riyadh comedy festival by donating their pay to Human Rights Watch and Human rights Watch was like “nah bitch we don’t want your dirty blood money” 😂😂 I’m dying
Human Rights Watch Doesn’t Want Any Riyadh Comedy Festival Money
Taking money from those who took money from Saudi Arabia would impact perception of the org’s independence.
www.vulture.com
craigmranapia.bsky.social
I know the United States of Amnesia has the sponge-like memory of a weed-pickled acid casualty, but since when has unpaid soldiers with access to weapons of war been a tale with a happy ending?
craigmranapia.bsky.social
Indeed. Perhaps I'm being somewhat naive, but I've long been convinced that if you try to do a justice system (however deeply flawed it is) on the cheap and nasty in any respect, cheap and nasty outcomes are what you get even when the people involved are doing their best.
craigmranapia.bsky.social
Say her name five times while looking into a mirror and report back what happens. Or don't. Probably don't.
craigmranapia.bsky.social
... on the docket, and because it was the District Court there's no chance of landing on some gnarly murder or complex fraud cause running for MONTHS as opposed to a week and half. But you do take it seriously when what you decide any which way has real and lasting consequences.
craigmranapia.bsky.social
Yeah, since I'm off the hook for a while to come it won't sound self-interested but I think jury service should be more generously compensated. It was a fascinating experience - and it was really endearing how seriously everyone took it. Thankfully, we didn't catch any of the sex crime cases...
craigmranapia.bsky.social
I've barely gotten used to the majesty that is the Portland Frog and now there's CHICKEN? Its like Beatrix Potter on 'shrooms.
craigmranapia.bsky.social
IKR? Its not like Westminster or Capitol Hill where you have surreal horror stories of legally dead members being Weekend with Bernie-d into the lobby to cast a vote they've got no awareness of. If you can't corner an arsehole with a proxy form, what is the point of you?
craigmranapia.bsky.social
Hell, since Parliament changed the rules to allow proxy votes its not as if Whips are required any longer to scour the bars, brothels and hospitals of the Wellington region for more or less warm bodies to make up the numbers on particularly close and contentious votes. #nzpol
craigmranapia.bsky.social
Parliamentary Whips (whose one job is making sure this kind of screw up never happens) are paid an extra $25-$61K above an MPs base salary.

So much for fiscal discipline and value for taxpayer dollars, I guess... #nzpol
watershitdown.bsky.social
What's Seymour going to do about government truancy !

#nzpol
craigmranapia.bsky.social
What I want to know is what sanctions this Government is going to impose on the parliamentary whips who are taking public money (an extra $19-61K) but not doing their jobs. Smells an awful lot like lazy backroom bureaucracy to me... #nzpol
craigmranapia.bsky.social
Parliamentary Whips (whose one job is making sure this kind of screw up never happens) are paid an extra $25-$61K above an MPs base salary.

So much for fiscal discipline and value for taxpayer dollars, I guess... #nzpol
watershitdown.bsky.social
What's Seymour going to do about government truancy !

#nzpol
craigmranapia.bsky.social
It is truly disquieting that "sovereign nation wastes time doing contingency planning for the antics of a cognitively woozy man-child if he doesn't win a literal participation medal" is probably not the most offensively stupid thing any of us will see today.
jdcmedlock.bsky.social
“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit
craigmranapia.bsky.social
Anyone else beginning to suspect Lindsey Halligan has an insatiable appetite for public humiliation, because I don't think Letitia James' bullshit tolerance is any higher than James Comey's.
craigmranapia.bsky.social
Damn. That is exactly the cool, measured low tone of voice my late grandmother used on me and my cousins to put us on notice that we'd crossed a line and the consequences would be... disagreeable.

Full marks. No notes.
newyorkstateag.bsky.social
This is nothing more than a continuation of the president’s desperate weaponization of our justice system.

I am not fearful — I am fearless.

We will fight these baseless charges aggressively, and my office will continue to fiercely protect New Yorkers and their rights..
craigmranapia.bsky.social
In this weird and wicked world, there are worse ways to make a living. I got on a jury a few months back, and of course it would be completely inappropriate to discuss in any detail, but I was pleasantly surprised how very dull it was. Television lied to me again!
craigmranapia.bsky.social
All that said, it does rather tickle my fancy to picture Alain Resnais, L'Année dernière à Scarborough. (Or was it Harrogate? Perhaps Cheltenham?)
craigmranapia.bsky.social
And for all his virtues (IMO), and I hope this makes sense, Ayckbourn doesn't a Streetcar Named Desire, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf or The Crucible. The flashy, endlessly revivable calling card of a play that immediately comes to mind at the mention of your name. Another luxury problem to have.