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tech savvy old fuck millwright🕺
papa/grampa/partnered 💞
he/him/they fuck the police ✓
marginalized lives matter 🤝
reskeet ≠ endorsement 🚫
one day at a time 🌞
rain enjoyer 🌧️
pdx enjoyer 🌉
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pro stoner tip

if you have an adjustable vape pen battery, use the setting that provides thick ass vapor and makes you cough and wretch deeply. the vapor load in your lungs will be driven across the capillary beds and hit your brains better, and with more oomf

try not to shit your pants

yw
beginning the home sleep study tonight by attaching electrodes, turning on the app, and having a spirited wank
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
i hope the 2 famous women in wicked are actually finding some solace and love in each other's arms
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
hmu if you're into glacier play and want to shoot some calving scenes
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
portlanders! the west hills calls for merriment! alert the wood elves!
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
i almost never brush my tongue but i always have a fresh and minty mouf
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
brushing my dentifrice with a comically large toothbrush
November 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
more giant beef processing plant closures please. let's keep this demand reduction going. solidarity with the displaced workers tho
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
nicki minaj been subsumed by the magats
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
my replies are a bit miffled tonight ive been tweaking participles and experimenting with obscure german verbs but i can't seem to garfenheidenessen any of it

please stand by for better skeets
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Kiki's new kink is waiting by the door for me to come in and then bolting out into the hall until she hears a noise and then she runs away home
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
setting up a shrine for candace owens' contract killers

🙏may their atomized polonium soon find satisfactory purchase🙏
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
say what you will about the french, they toast, fries, wine, and kissing techniques are 🔥

also oral sex, they're good at this too
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
ive got half a charged up vape cart of grape ape, about 20 assorted halfies and roaches, $2.48 in my checking account, it's raining, it's daytime, and im wearing headphones with a hoodie
November 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
i live less than three hundred feet from the max train and a bus stop and a chain french restaurant named la provence just thought you should know
November 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
rich aromatics
from arabica coffee
wander thru my house
November 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
james murphy really nailed the us and canada as a populace with North American Scum 🎯
November 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
i have never knowingly used AI anything or entered any kind of prompt at a generative portal of any kind. ive turned off everything i could find like search and history and my browsers exclude AI search results and if a website offers a quick AI summary i always nope out of that bullshit

#neverever
November 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Reposted by garb
ICYMI last 6 yrs I’ve run a vape/CBD shop in TX. State & federal regulations tariffs and assorted nonsense have ruined the industry and will continue to do so for years to come. I’m trying to get out and do something new, please help or share before I’m totally wrecked.
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
gospel music chorus sounds

🎵🎵 ...many rivers to piss 🎵🎵
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
MEVIS
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
i surrendered to my craving and made seed bread buttered toast and drizzled real canadian maple syrup on it and ate it with a fork

🍞🥞🍁
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
HE WAS IN THE TACKLE BOX, TIRICO, YA GATDAM APOLOGIST
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
koopa kombucha, rams tight end
November 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
i just saw an ad for a drug where one of the side effects was a potentially fatal infection in the area between the anus and the genitals
a woman with curly hair is wearing a striped shirt and a watch .
ALT: a woman with curly hair is wearing a striped shirt and a watch .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
nfl update

some of the eagles football dudes have a hankie hanging from their belts like in case they spill a drink? idk

anyway, one of the dudes has it in the center of his back. it hangs down from there and flutters when he runs fast so anyways saquon is a horsey

back 2 u in the studio, Claude
November 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM