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Jen🏴‍☠️
@parksandveggies.bsky.social
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She/her | Just another tall, mixed race, 40–something with salt and pepper hair, mostly black clothes, and sometimes a knee brace. Mostly OFMD acct
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jrnlfulldoodles.bsky.social
Our Flag Means Death
Meme of Patrick Stewart looking shocked/concerned. Top panel says: IS HE GONNA KISS HIM? I MEAN, HE HAS TO, RIGHT? KISS HIM. JUST KISS HIM ALREADY. DO IT. Bottom panel says: HOLY SHIT HE FUCKING STABBED HIM.
February 9, 2026 at 2:46 AM
parksandveggies.bsky.social
Ed Teach
From transformationhits “how fast do you fall in love?” I start off in love and subtract as i go
February 7, 2026 at 2:01 PM
parksandveggies.bsky.social
Stede Bonnet, originator of sailors' Valentine's?
A screen grab from a website showing a photo of a sailor's valentine made of shells in a pattern with text below describing the possible origins of sailor's valentines: The romantic tale of these were that sailors themselves, pining for their Valentines on the other side of the ocean, made them with their own rope-burned, sea salt-wizened hands. The real story is that they were purchased by sailors as ready-made gifts, primarily from Barbados. One shop in particular seems to have originated the idea and created a cottage industry on the island around them. BH and George Belgrave, two English brothers, owned a shop in Bridgetown – Belgrave’s Curiosity Shop. The brothers organised local women to create the designs using shells and seeds indigenous to Barbados. As ships often landed in Barbados as their last stop before returning to America or Britain, the brothers sold these to sailors on the lookout for souvenirs to take home after months or even years away.
February 7, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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shearwater-bird.bsky.social
There’s a new chapter of Constellationism here, freshly posted: archiveofourown.org/works/456174.... It’s got text messages, Venice and little pots of moss.
A dark brown marble table top, on which sits a black coffee in a white cup with a silver spoon resting its saucer and a small glass ramekin full of green moss. There is a small twig sticking out of the moss. It is baffling.
February 3, 2026 at 4:15 PM
parksandveggies.bsky.social
Got to see Pillion again with pirate pals and I love it so much when the audience claps at the end of a movie when there’s no cast or crew in attendance
February 6, 2026 at 4:25 AM
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radicallysoft.bsky.social
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February 5, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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serpentanddahlia.bsky.social
FINALLY!!! Thank you all for being patient waiting for this next update. It tried to kill me, but in the end...I triumphed!!

Drama at the Bridgerton ball, and Blackbeard's #1 song of all time (according to Rolling Stone)
archiveofourown.org/works/702434...
Right Where You Left Me - Chapter 31 - serpent_and_dahlia - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
February 5, 2026 at 6:26 PM
parksandveggies.bsky.social
The Rhys ep of My Life is Murder is up on Acorn for those in the US
February 3, 2026 at 2:56 AM
parksandveggies.bsky.social
The anxiety of running to the work printer to grab passes for a screening of Pillion before anyone else gets there
February 2, 2026 at 11:48 PM
parksandveggies.bsky.social
Well, the vacuum cleaner Stede fic is now a (hilarious looking) movie 😂 youtu.be/vcrx14GZ_Io?...
A USEFUL GHOST | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Fandor
youtu.be
January 17, 2026 at 3:15 PM
parksandveggies.bsky.social
The night before Halloween in Philly is a slightly terrifying time; I would definitely read this
edstedeau.bsky.social Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · Jan 13
at the philadelphia playground, ed is learning something new... in bed. ed and stede are frantic with a woozy nana. it's the night before halloween. the story is called "jellyfish" and it's rated teen. it's a a pumpkin king au.
January 13, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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gbcalendar.bsky.social
Apologies again but the shop is finally open again! We have a very limited number of physical calendars available. Digital calendars are also available until January 23.

poorlyformed.com/shop/product...
OFMD Gentlebeard 2026 Calendar » poorlyformed
Celebrate the love between Ed and Stede year-round with this 12 month calendar! Featuring artwork from 13 artists, the calendar is 11"x8.5" and printed on glossy paper. Comes with a sticker sheet fill...
poorlyformed.com
January 12, 2026 at 12:54 AM
parksandveggies.bsky.social
Depche Mode: M is now on Netflix! Directed by ofmd’s Fernando Frias de la Parra
January 9, 2026 at 6:34 PM
parksandveggies.bsky.social
If you’re near Sausalito, California: Courtney Anderson, who did the rigging for the Revenge, is teaching a 5-session rigging class, if that’s somewhere your hyper fixation has led you to. Looks like you can do each session separately and not have to do all 5
Screenshot from instagram post of advertisement for Hold Fast: Traditional Skills for the Modern Sailor with Master Rigger Courtney J. Andersen. Dates: Saturdays, January 10 - February 7, 2026, Time: 9:00 AM - 12:00 PM
January 6, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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gbcalendar.bsky.social
Most of the pre-orders have been delivered, and the rest have at least entered the destination country, so we will be reopening sales for the calendar next Saturday (Jan 10) at noon ET. There are a very limited number of physical calenders left, but digital ones will also be on sale.
January 4, 2026 at 12:28 AM
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writer-hardly.bsky.social
Sure let’s do a #TakeTwoTuesday! My magnum opus. My favorite fic child. My sexy sandwich ordering ska clowns:
Looking For Love In All The Wawa Places
archiveofourown.org/works/562189...

#ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic #ofmd
A man with a horn hastily photoshopped onto him gazes fondly into the eyes of a leather daddy wearing a clown nose. The background is a bunch of subs with the slogan: Spice Up Your Sandwich Title card: Looking For Love In All The Wawa Places By Writer_Hardly_Know_Her Description: They were looking for lunch, but they found so much more: Romance, Intrigue... ...Geese.
December 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
parksandveggies.bsky.social
Aw, my sister got me the accidentally Ed & Stede nutcracker salt & pepper shakers 💖💖💖
December 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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forestclover.bsky.social
#ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd
December 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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serpentanddahlia.bsky.social
Wishing you all a very merry and unhinged holiday with this newest installment of the divorce boys! You've got Ed in a dress, enough sexual tension to fell a moose, and a scene that made me ask myself "does it count as sexting if no one comes?"

Enjoy ❤️‍🔥

archiveofourown.org/works/702434...
Right Where You Left Me - Chapter 25 - serpent_and_dahlia - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 26, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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cassiethornfield.bsky.social
Say my name
As every color illuminates
We are shining
And we’ll never be afraid again

(or, The Joining of the Sun and the Moon)

#ofmd #ofmdart #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #piñacoladassmau #edwardteach #stedebonnet #myart #DigitalArt
August 25, 2023 at 5:42 PM
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deanbird.bsky.social
Chapter three of Closest to Heaven featured this SAD WET BOY

Catch up before ch4 posts this Wednesday!
archiveofourown.org/works/748208...

@bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social

#OFMD #ofmdFic
Ed with black hair and in his full leathers, holding a motorcycle helmet. He's soaking wet with water droplets all over, dripping down off his arms and the helmet. He's looking up at the viewer from under his eyelashes. He looks sad and wet.
December 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
parksandveggies.bsky.social
Ed’ least favorite part of getting a new tattoo is that he just wants to take a long hot shower but he can’t; he has to take these awful short warm showers so it doesn’t get ruined. At least Stede said he would wash his hair for him in the tub later because that process alone is a minimum 10 minutes
December 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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neverleftpodcast.bsky.social
If you haven't listened to Save Us, Michael Bolton by @knivesinfeet.bsky.social and performed by Boy drop *everything* NOW and go listen
archiveofourown.org/works/683750...
Save Us, Michael Bolton! - Chapter 1 - KnivesInFeet - Real Person Fiction [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
parksandveggies.bsky.social
Oh no, I went on the kraken rum website to look at their merch, since I got a gift set last year, tis the season, and I kind of want it all (this was brought on by finding horchata at the grocery store an hour ago and deciding i needed to try it with rum) shop.krakenrum.com/collections/...
Kraken Skull Glass
Raise a toast to the deep with this striking skull glass wrapped in sculpted Kraken tentacles. The perfect vessel for rum, cocktails, or any drink that deserves a legendary pour. Dimensions: 3.75" x 4...
shop.krakenrum.com
December 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
parksandveggies.bsky.social
I remembered that this google doc of ofmd holiday fics exists. I’m not sure how up to date it is but there’s enough on there to keep you reading until Easter docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
OUR FLAG MEANS HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
docs.google.com
December 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM