Bumbleebee
@parrykylie.bsky.social
Grows trees and trans kids.
Loves coffee, elephant jokes and leaf slugs.
Usually found at uni or op shop.
Loves coffee, elephant jokes and leaf slugs.
Usually found at uni or op shop.
Pinned
Bumbleebee
@parrykylie.bsky.social
· Jan 5
Cast of characters
Me: currently an old arse uni student (she/her)
Michael: my friend and partner (he/him)
Rey: eldest offspring (they/them)
Mindelan: youngest offspring (she/her)
Other key words, use as needed: woke, queer, neurodiverse, oversharer, MANY pets
Much filthier and more sweary irl
Me: currently an old arse uni student (she/her)
Michael: my friend and partner (he/him)
Rey: eldest offspring (they/them)
Mindelan: youngest offspring (she/her)
Other key words, use as needed: woke, queer, neurodiverse, oversharer, MANY pets
Much filthier and more sweary irl
Ugh. Trying to write a final reflection on what I've learnt in a paper, but I'm pretty sure the truth* won't reach the word limit or nab me a decent grade...
*"Nothing. No wait! Don't do courses from your subject area again"
*"Nothing. No wait! Don't do courses from your subject area again"
February 8, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Ugh. Trying to write a final reflection on what I've learnt in a paper, but I'm pretty sure the truth* won't reach the word limit or nab me a decent grade...
*"Nothing. No wait! Don't do courses from your subject area again"
*"Nothing. No wait! Don't do courses from your subject area again"
Feeling very grateful for my friends here.
You're all fecking awesome.
You're all fecking awesome.
a man making a peace sign with his hands and the words love you
ALT: a man making a peace sign with his hands and the words love you
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February 8, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Feeling very grateful for my friends here.
You're all fecking awesome.
You're all fecking awesome.
www.thesewphist.com/product/pink...
I'd write:
*insert uncomfortably affectionate written thing here*
Or
"I think you're good people "
I'd write:
*insert uncomfortably affectionate written thing here*
Or
"I think you're good people "
February 8, 2026 at 5:15 AM
www.thesewphist.com/product/pink...
I'd write:
*insert uncomfortably affectionate written thing here*
Or
"I think you're good people "
I'd write:
*insert uncomfortably affectionate written thing here*
Or
"I think you're good people "
Slight delay in Mindy's return to uni as she has a flat tire on the Canterbury plains and no spare.
And Reys just had confirmation that no glasses can help their left eye. The optician is just doing their best for the right eye.
And Reys just had confirmation that no glasses can help their left eye. The optician is just doing their best for the right eye.
February 7, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Slight delay in Mindy's return to uni as she has a flat tire on the Canterbury plains and no spare.
And Reys just had confirmation that no glasses can help their left eye. The optician is just doing their best for the right eye.
And Reys just had confirmation that no glasses can help their left eye. The optician is just doing their best for the right eye.
So fun 😁
Lesbian Space Princess was fantastic - loved it.
February 6, 2026 at 8:19 AM
So fun 😁
The younglings are packing their car.
We old people are staying well back.
We old people are staying well back.
February 6, 2026 at 8:10 AM
The younglings are packing their car.
We old people are staying well back.
We old people are staying well back.
Everyone should join me in following Alan's meal choices. He's the next evolution of oeas in mac n cheese.
Alan’s lunch was … noteworthy 😬
He had toast with leftover two minute noodles. Yes, the noodles were on the toast. Noooo…
#AlanCooks
He had toast with leftover two minute noodles. Yes, the noodles were on the toast. Noooo…
#AlanCooks
February 6, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Everyone should join me in following Alan's meal choices. He's the next evolution of oeas in mac n cheese.
Mindy and her partners head back to uni this weekend.
The house will be weirdly empty next week.
The house will be weirdly empty next week.
a man in a zero g suit says there 's so much room in a spaceship
Alt: a man in a zero g suit says there 's so much room in a spaceship
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February 5, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Mindy and her partners head back to uni this weekend.
The house will be weirdly empty next week.
The house will be weirdly empty next week.
Omg the Muppet reboot is perfect.
No notes.
No notes.
kermit the frog is dancing on a stage in front of a red curtain and saying yeah .
ALT: kermit the frog is dancing on a stage in front of a red curtain and saying yeah .
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February 5, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Omg the Muppet reboot is perfect.
No notes.
No notes.
No better person to hire
Or any remote jobs for a Project Manager/finance person. Can start asap.
February 5, 2026 at 8:48 AM
No better person to hire
At one of my home away from homes. The chemist. Waiting for Reys meds.
🤣🤣🤣
They should have a couch with a plaque on it here for me.
🤣🤣🤣
They should have a couch with a plaque on it here for me.
February 4, 2026 at 10:40 PM
At one of my home away from homes. The chemist. Waiting for Reys meds.
🤣🤣🤣
They should have a couch with a plaque on it here for me.
🤣🤣🤣
They should have a couch with a plaque on it here for me.
I don't recommend writing an assignment on a weather related disaster as a mood improver.
February 3, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I don't recommend writing an assignment on a weather related disaster as a mood improver.
Step one of my attempt to combine ginger crunch with peanut biscuits. Here's a blonde peanut biscuit batch shoved into a slice tin.
February 3, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Step one of my attempt to combine ginger crunch with peanut biscuits. Here's a blonde peanut biscuit batch shoved into a slice tin.
Do I make ginger crunch when I get home or peanut biscuits?
February 3, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Do I make ginger crunch when I get home or peanut biscuits?
Will my jam set?
An annual game for me to play.
An annual game for me to play.
February 1, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Will my jam set?
An annual game for me to play.
An annual game for me to play.
Do I want to go teach secondary next I'm asked?
a woman holding a cup of coffee with the words after zero written on her shirt
ALT: a woman holding a cup of coffee with the words after zero written on her shirt
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February 1, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Do I want to go teach secondary next I'm asked?
Squeeee, no one in our household is at a school this year!!!
(Mindy finished 2 years ago but like a mug I kept going back to one for work)
(Mindy finished 2 years ago but like a mug I kept going back to one for work)
a man sitting in a car with the word freedom written on his shirt
ALT: a man sitting in a car with the word freedom written on his shirt
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Squeeee, no one in our household is at a school this year!!!
(Mindy finished 2 years ago but like a mug I kept going back to one for work)
(Mindy finished 2 years ago but like a mug I kept going back to one for work)
I've never read Lolita. I don't need to. I've been a girl/teen.
February 1, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I've never read Lolita. I don't need to. I've been a girl/teen.
How to shitpost a dragon
The cook, the their, his wife and her shitpost
A Shitpost Named Desire
January 31, 2026 at 8:24 AM
How to shitpost a dragon
In-between dog and plant photos your semi regular reminder that I'm also a very angry queer leftie.
So if human rights seem negotiable to you, fuck off.
So if human rights seem negotiable to you, fuck off.
January 30, 2026 at 2:52 AM
In-between dog and plant photos your semi regular reminder that I'm also a very angry queer leftie.
So if human rights seem negotiable to you, fuck off.
So if human rights seem negotiable to you, fuck off.
Fuck yes.
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
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January 30, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Fuck yes.
My franken shoes for running. Inners from $2 shoes I got down south and outers are $10 shoes I nabbed locally.
January 29, 2026 at 7:25 PM
My franken shoes for running. Inners from $2 shoes I got down south and outers are $10 shoes I nabbed locally.
Oh no! The NZ company thst breeds dungbeetles is in financial trouble and I haven't got the land (and stock) to buy any 😢
a black beetle is crawling on a large rock in the sand .
ALT: a black beetle is crawling on a large rock in the sand .
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January 29, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Oh no! The NZ company thst breeds dungbeetles is in financial trouble and I haven't got the land (and stock) to buy any 😢
Hmmm. Fudge, have you put your face on the bench perhaps?
January 29, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Hmmm. Fudge, have you put your face on the bench perhaps?
Bye Judith.
a close up of a person wearing a pair of red socks .
ALT: a close up of a person wearing a pair of red socks .
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January 27, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Bye Judith.