Patrice
@patricefromcali.blacksky.app
Here for the Jokes 😂🤣😆, book reviews 📚 and to live skeet my shows 📺. scary movies 👻 and music 🎶🎼🎵
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If I’m killed in the streets, please do not call for peace. Burn it all down.
All. Of. It.
I would not want peace. If anyone claims I’d want peace, beat that mfer ass first.
All. Of. It.
I would not want peace. If anyone claims I’d want peace, beat that mfer ass first.
January 24, 2026 at 10:59 PM
If I’m killed in the streets, please do not call for peace. Burn it all down.
All. Of. It.
I would not want peace. If anyone claims I’d want peace, beat that mfer ass first.
All. Of. It.
I would not want peace. If anyone claims I’d want peace, beat that mfer ass first.
And this is why I don’t swim in public pools
You know all that grey dried skin you get in between your toes? If you rub it while in water it comes off. I thoroughly cleaned two years worth off of both feet in Centre Parcs pool while waiting for my 8 year old to come down the slide.
January 24, 2026 at 10:46 PM
And this is why I don’t swim in public pools
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Why you took me off the mf schedule, wit cho trifling dirty white racist ass? You big fat bitch!
This is for Rachel you big fat nasty bitch
January 24, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Why you took me off the mf schedule, wit cho trifling dirty white racist ass? You big fat bitch!
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I’m over here looking outside as if I can see the cold coming
January 24, 2026 at 3:03 PM
I’m over here looking outside as if I can see the cold coming
😆
January 24, 2026 at 7:05 AM
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This is for Rachel you big fat nasty bitch
January 24, 2026 at 5:28 AM
This is for Rachel you big fat nasty bitch
I pray this storm is all hype
January 24, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I pray this storm is all hype
That’s another thing work offer us cots to sleep on until Monday. But I would be so worried about my kids. Going to take my chances have to work this weekend. Sleep at work or pray this storm is all hype
January 24, 2026 at 3:15 AM
That’s another thing work offer us cots to sleep on until Monday. But I would be so worried about my kids. Going to take my chances have to work this weekend. Sleep at work or pray this storm is all hype
What I do enjoy about losing power. It’s like camping. You wake up early get your tea or coffee and make breakfast by fire. Then spend the day getting ready for night fall.
Then when night falls we gather around the lights and sit in the living room reading books and playing games.
Then when night falls we gather around the lights and sit in the living room reading books and playing games.
January 24, 2026 at 2:54 AM
What I do enjoy about losing power. It’s like camping. You wake up early get your tea or coffee and make breakfast by fire. Then spend the day getting ready for night fall.
Then when night falls we gather around the lights and sit in the living room reading books and playing games.
Then when night falls we gather around the lights and sit in the living room reading books and playing games.
One of my co-workers who camps and moved here from PR, dad from the military he was schooling me on prepare work. Freeze dried package food. Portable chargers that will charge the fridge. live in a very rural area. ppl who move here been waiting on the power grids to go out 😆😆😆
January 24, 2026 at 2:13 AM
One of my co-workers who camps and moved here from PR, dad from the military he was schooling me on prepare work. Freeze dried package food. Portable chargers that will charge the fridge. live in a very rural area. ppl who move here been waiting on the power grids to go out 😆😆😆
My pet peeve everyone bets to get their ass in that shower tonight. If The power and water go out tomorrow. At least we are showered and fresh.
January 24, 2026 at 2:08 AM
My pet peeve everyone bets to get their ass in that shower tonight. If The power and water go out tomorrow. At least we are showered and fresh.
I married a man from the mountains of Jamaica. Who grew up without running water, who had to cook outside. Raised animals. When the hurricane happen and our house lost power for 9 days he shined
January 24, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I married a man from the mountains of Jamaica. Who grew up without running water, who had to cook outside. Raised animals. When the hurricane happen and our house lost power for 9 days he shined
Moving to the middle of nowhere from Los Angeles. Had to learn to prepare. Haven’t lived on city utilities for ten years. Septic tank and water don’t work without power and goes out frequently. Water prep, deep freezers, rain barrels. Is the norm
January 24, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Moving to the middle of nowhere from Los Angeles. Had to learn to prepare. Haven’t lived on city utilities for ten years. Septic tank and water don’t work without power and goes out frequently. Water prep, deep freezers, rain barrels. Is the norm
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Slept very well. Now it’s Scottish cooked breakfast time on the Inverness-London Caledonian Sleeper. Now at our Birmingham International stop…
January 23, 2026 at 8:42 AM
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Clutching ur bag when u walk past YT people>>>>>>
January 23, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Clutching ur bag when u walk past YT people>>>>>>
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What i look like dying over what North Carolina heat gone take care of by Tuesday????
January 23, 2026 at 8:06 PM
What i look like dying over what North Carolina heat gone take care of by Tuesday????
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Watch it don’t even snow ..
January 23, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Watch it don’t even snow ..
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Mattel is honoring Opal Lee, the beloved “grandmother of Juneteenth,” with a Barbie doll recognizing her lifelong fight to make Juneteenth a national holiday. A former teacher, Lee spent decades raising awareness. Her advocacy helped cement Juneteenth as a federal holiday in 2021.
January 23, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Mattel is honoring Opal Lee, the beloved “grandmother of Juneteenth,” with a Barbie doll recognizing her lifelong fight to make Juneteenth a national holiday. A former teacher, Lee spent decades raising awareness. Her advocacy helped cement Juneteenth as a federal holiday in 2021.
Have to get up and go to work. The most annoying thing is listening to ppl talk and panic about the 2 inches of snow we getting. By Monday it will be warm and melt off
January 23, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Have to get up and go to work. The most annoying thing is listening to ppl talk and panic about the 2 inches of snow we getting. By Monday it will be warm and melt off
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January 23, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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Yall better not be on here arguing about stupid shit during the snow storm… cuz i plan to come on here and crack tf up with my snacks.. we should all be laughing and dassit…..
a man wearing glasses and a plaid sweater is talking to a woman
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a plaid sweater is talking to a woman
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January 23, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Yall better not be on here arguing about stupid shit during the snow storm… cuz i plan to come on here and crack tf up with my snacks.. we should all be laughing and dassit…..
We getting a little snow, ice and sleet ppl going crazy. Be easy. Stay home if you don’t need to travel don’t. This town acting like the rapture coming
January 23, 2026 at 12:53 AM
We getting a little snow, ice and sleet ppl going crazy. Be easy. Stay home if you don’t need to travel don’t. This town acting like the rapture coming
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Crockett: "You only love enforcement when they're going after Black, brown, immigrants, that kind of folk. But on January 6, you didn't care about law enforcement."
January 21, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Crockett: "You only love enforcement when they're going after Black, brown, immigrants, that kind of folk. But on January 6, you didn't care about law enforcement."
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At 67 years old, JoAni Johnson was hand-picked by Rihanna to become one of the faces of her new luxury fashion line Fenty Maison.
January 22, 2026 at 4:13 PM
At 67 years old, JoAni Johnson was hand-picked by Rihanna to become one of the faces of her new luxury fashion line Fenty Maison.
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Will Smith, Jada Pinkett Smith & Willow Smith Spotted together in Paris #parisfashionweek
January 21, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Will Smith, Jada Pinkett Smith & Willow Smith Spotted together in Paris #parisfashionweek