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Patric Reynolds
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Comic and cover Artist on Deadly Tales of the Gunslinger Spawn, Batman: The Brave & The Bold, Hellboy & the BPRD 1954, Joe Golem: Occult Detective, and Co-creator of Blood Stained Teeth. Recovering Teacher. Commissions: [email protected]
Y’know, it’s crisis moments like these where I am thankful that America had the foresight to elect a very qualified woman of color as president, and not a dumb felon who spends all day basting in a sluice of dementia, vengeance, and Adderall. Think about how fucked we coulda…

….ffffFFFFFUCK.
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Time for more Photo Reference Phun! Special thanks to my model, Dan Herrick, for not pressing charges.
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
"...Are they violent, will they attack as I walk over?"

One can only hope. The thought of a vicious, beef-eating, meat smoothie-drinking turkey tuning up this dickhead makes me smile.
Trump: "Despite their size, Secretary Kennedy has formally certified that these are the first ever MAHA turkeys. They could be fat, but they're still MAHA. They've been fattened on a steady diet of grass, beef, to allow the smoothies and all the other things they have been eating for this occasion."
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
name a film you've seen 6 times...
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Here's some Photo Reference Phun from "Deadly Tales of the Gunslinger Spawn!" And yes, I'm 47 years old and I think I may have thrown my back out posing for this.
November 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I don't say this often, but I just really like how this page from issue 13 of "Deadly Tales of the Gunslinger Spawn" #13 turned out...
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
BOOM!
November 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I just love how excited she gets about this. The thought of bringing pedophile-enabling banks makes her flat-out giddy and I am absolutely here for it.
Elizabeth Warren on Colbert's show: "We don't think one corporation or one man named David Ellison should be able to buy up all the shows and buy up all the sports and buy up all the news and decide who watches what and I'm gonna stay in that fight."
November 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
BLAM!
November 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I don't know about y'all, but I am REALLY looking forward to a time where I don't have to see or think about our shitty President every. Fucking. Day. ALL DAY.
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 AM
These have big "I swear that I didn't blow Bill Clinton nor Ghislane's horse....please don't write that I may have blown Bill Clinton and/or Ghislane's horse" energy.
White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
November 17, 2025 at 2:24 AM
"Shhhhhh...."
November 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Every time I'm about to say "is Marjorie... making sense now? Is she trying to push the Republicans toward sanity?!?!" she drops some shit like "You guys should give a huge megaphone to a sniveling white supremacist" and "Vaccines are made from zebra semen and they hurt people."

Don't be fooled.
Marjorie Taylor Greene to Dana Bash: "You should have Nick Fuentes on your show"
November 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Can't wait for OPERATION CARELESS WHISPER
Operation Strapping Manservant
November 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Yep. “Our president is a morbidly wealthy pedophile who is building a ballroom while starving you” is pretty straightforward and something that would resonate with lots of people.
I don’t understand why Dems have to choose? “Trump is a corrupt billionaire pedo whose self-serving policies have made your life more expensive” is not that hard of a message imo
The usual suspects are telling Dems that Epstein won’t win elections, get back to “affordability” and I think my head might explode. www.offmessage.net/p/force-a-re...
November 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Reposted by Patric Reynolds
My right side is absolutely killing me

You need an appendectomy

How much is that

Umm … $47,285

How much without the anesthesia

Ok we can do that for $36,210

I don’t think so

What’s it going to take to get you into this OR today

I’m going to shop around

Hold on, my manager is coming over
TRUMP: We’re going to give Americans the money to buy health insurance

REPORTER: But won’t they buy it from
Insurance companies?

TRUMP: Ahhh. Some may. I mean they’ll be negotiating prices
November 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
So researching "19 century Opium Dens" was fun...
November 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I would invite Donald to go to have his totally normal and routine monthly MRIs a non-Walter Reed hospital after "negotiating" his own insurance, just to see how must "less" it costs.

...and then I'd invite to go fuck himself.
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Reposted by Patric Reynolds
There will be another 60 vote Friday* on the garbage shutdown deal. If we can convince just one Senator from the 52 republicans and 8 Dems that voted yes to flip, we could still stop this. Please jump on the phone today, call them, and share this widely.

*If all goes by the regular schedule
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
It’s fucking insane that Democrats bailed this loser out… and he’s STILL bitching about it.
Trump to air traffic controllers: "For those that did nothing but complain, and took time off, even though everyone knew they would be paid, IN FULL, shortly into the future, I am NOT HAPPY WITH YOU. You didn’t step up to help the U.S.A. against the FAKE DEMOCRAT ATTACK"
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
It was working you walrus-faced rube! He was so boxed in that he was having daily meltdowns and trying to politicize starving people! Democrats swept races on MISSISSIPPI and GEORGIA for chrissakes

…and now your message is “meh, that’s enough of that”?!?!

Goddammit.
Sen. Angus King: "Standing up to Donald Trump didn't work"
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
It WAS. How does he think the fucking Democratic landslide happened last Tuesday?

Holy shit what a jackass. I seriously think I’m about to have an aneurysm.
Sen. Angus King on why Democrats caved: "It wasn't working."
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Yyyyyyyyyyyyyup.
Chris Murphy: "There will be pretty substantial damage to a Dem brand that has been rehabilitated if on the heels of an election in which the people told us to keep fighting, we immediately stop... if we surrender without having gotten anything, I worry it'll be hard to get them back up off the mat"
November 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Can confirm. I'm righteously pissed and disappointed as all fuck right now.
I think Senate folders are significantly underestimating how fucking angry Democratic voters are at them
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Dems backed Trump & the GOP into a corner where he’s starving us and is at his lowest approval ever…and now they’re caving for a meaningless pinky-promise vote on healthcare and nothing else. I don’t know how you look at the past week & decide that they should be saved from consequences.

FUCK.
November 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM