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January 27, 2026 at 3:46 AM
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in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today
January 24, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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January 20, 2026 at 9:12 PM
BODØ/GLIMT
January 20, 2026 at 6:10 PM
There it is
January 20, 2026 at 4:15 AM
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The government is engaged in ethnic cleansing right now, and that is the only phrase for it
January 16, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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This leads me to believe that up until this meeting, Trump absolutely thought it was "hole milk."
Trump: "It's actually a legal definition -- 'whole milk.' And it's whole with a W for those of you that have a problem."
January 15, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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Fearing for your life in a situation where your life was not in danger is a skill issue for a law enforcement officer. It means you are very bad at your job.
January 15, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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Good reminder from this state highway!
January 14, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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this, from West Ham's Freddie Potts, is the single worst "five famous people you'd invite to dinner" I've ever seen
January 13, 2026 at 6:24 PM
For the last five years, every item in the grocery store has had PROTEIN on the packing in the largest possible font. There was never a “war on protein”.

Merry Protein
January 13, 2026 at 2:30 AM
James
January 12, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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I think Ohio State should hang a ALMOST BEAT INDIANA banner for this season
January 10, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Oh my god Indiana
January 10, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Aussiest thing stackable crackers called 'stackers'.
January 9, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Undefeated** UConn deserves a chance at the national title

* in regulation
* games played in football stadiums
whoever wins the cfp must then defeat the optional superboss
January 9, 2026 at 1:41 PM
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Great day to have functioning eyes and a working brain
January 7, 2026 at 8:12 PM
I woke up feeling’ the cheesiest, coach!
First OT in #FCSChampionship history!
January 6, 2026 at 3:52 AM
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You gotta be fuckin kidding me
January 5, 2026 at 4:35 AM
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Trinidad Chambliss has engaged circus mode
January 2, 2026 at 3:49 AM
January 2, 2026 at 3:57 AM
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we need a goth president
December 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Of course Dabo’s a Yankees fan
December 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM