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Apprentice Greybeard. Aspiring Playwright. Wannabe Gamedev.
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Fashy, the eighth dwarf they never talked about.
January 29, 2026 at 9:59 PM
January 29, 2026 at 3:21 PM
don't worry
you're
not on
today's
list
January 28, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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finally a good dating app
TOM HOMAN: “We’re going to create a database where those people that are arrested for interference, impeding and assault, we’re going to make them famous. We’re going to put their face on TV. We’re going to let their employers, in their neighborhoods, in their schools, know who these people are.”
January 27, 2026 at 8:52 PM
gee, I wonder what they were "harvest"ing
January 27, 2026 at 5:51 PM
be best, you rotten zombies
Melania Trump: "We need to unify. I'm calling for unity."
January 27, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Greg Bovino to host a new TV show, Fash Eye for the Fat Guy
Greg Bovino to start online nude modeling agency exclusively for former ICE agents called OnlyHans.
Greg Bovino to join CBS News as in-house morale officer
January 27, 2026 at 1:03 AM
may his replacement fail even more spectacularly
Bovino embarrassed them by failing, not by being a Nazi

His replacement will be a Nazi because it’s Nazis all the way up and down over there
BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
January 27, 2026 at 12:46 AM
she's probably pissed that Minneapolis is overshadowing her movie.

I really don't care, do u?

Even if the world was working well, I wouldn't spare a kind thought for this heartless, brainless, soulless, vapid, callous, cruel, washed-up old whore. FTB.

www.theguardian.com/film/filmblo...
Black cakes and branded buckets: welcome to the White House premiere for Brett Ratner’s Melania movie
Monochrome catering was all the rage at the VIP screening on Saturday for Ratner’s officially sanctioned $75m feature-length documentary about the First Lady. Have the photos whetted your appetite?
www.theguardian.com
January 26, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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conservatives: we are tough alpha men unlike the left's beta cuck soy boys

also conservatives: he had a cell camera! i was threatened! im a skeered lil bean
January 26, 2026 at 2:44 PM
I'm so glad I never installed or used TikTok, it saves me the trouble of deleting it
January 26, 2026 at 2:30 PM
gentle reminder that charlie kirk would have applauded the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti ...

and would have enthusiastically lied about, slandered, and maligned the victims in order to excuse the muderers' behavior
January 26, 2026 at 6:02 AM
bovino ... bovino ... what kind of stinking greasy wop dago dirty guinea name is that, anyhow? you know these people are just flooding into our good clean land, they'll never assimilate, they don't have our values or religion, they're criminals and rapists, they bring disease, they breed like flies
January 25, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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Absolute banger of a comment on r/military:

www.reddit.com/r/Military/c...
January 25, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Absolute bare minimum platform for D's:

1. Impeach, Convict, Remove the entire trump cabinet
2. Prosecute all ICE thugs and murderers, including bovino and noem
3. Abolish ICE and CBP
4. Release the epstein files
January 24, 2026 at 9:38 PM
NRA: "We support the rights of law-abiding citizens to carry guns to defend themselves against a tyrannical government!"

1/3
January 24, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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The House Ethics Committee found that Matt Gaetz did all of the horrible things previously claimed—sex trafficking minors, prostitution (including of minors), drugs, drunk driving, obstruction, the works. The Florida Bulldog has secured and published the House report this evening.
January 22, 2026 at 3:45 AM
If he wasn't such an asshole, it would be very concerning that he's also such an idiot. Oh wait, I meant to say that if he wasn't such an idiot, it would be very concerning that he's such an asshole.
January 21, 2026 at 6:11 PM
EVERYTHING TRUMP TOUCHES DIES

This Is the End
open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
This Is the End
Putinism abroad always morphs into Putinism at home. And we chose this path. Why? Because something-something the price of eggs.
open.substack.com
January 21, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Ruin a band by changing one letter:

The Dours
Ruin a band by changing one letter:

INSS
Ruin a band by changing one letter:

Gen Isis
January 18, 2026 at 10:43 AM
bari weiss doesn't seem to understand that notwithstanding her commitment to being a trump propagandist, (a) they will still shoot her in the face for any reason, (b) kristi noem will post facto call her a domestic terrorist, and (c) donald trump will say killing her was fine.
January 16, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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ICE needs to mask to protect their identities, but ICE will publicize the names of protesters

ICE demands to be addressed respectfully, or ICE will call you a "fucking bitch"

ICE demands to be treated civilly, or ICE will fly into a rage and kill more innocents

ICE, the biggest snowflakes of all
January 16, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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This dude is intense and correct
January 15, 2026 at 9:05 AM
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Sure seems like ICE is gping into a violence spiral in MN. They act out, people monitor and protest, they get madder and more agitated, people monitor and protest more.

They‘re going to kill more people, administration’s going to congratulate and encourage more, they’re gonna kill MORE people.
January 15, 2026 at 6:28 AM