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Provider of certain words in certain orders.
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1/ ProPublica collected handwritten letters in mid-January from children held at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center, the same facility where 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos was taken.

Hundreds of kids are still detained.

We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵
February 9, 2026 at 12:25 PM
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
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We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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Fuck Jeff Bezos. Subscribe to The Onion.

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February 4, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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Followers of my feed know I'm a grackle fan and a Star Wars Rebels fan. I have the Rebels starbird tattooed to my ribcage. I've been overjoyed to see all these state birds turned into Rebels starbird, and @sjdport57.bsky.social came up with a fantastic one for Texas with a grackle. Note the fry.
February 2, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Ask Siri what the 15th wedding anniversary gift is. I got meth. Won’t my wife be surprised
February 1, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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The worst thing about scientists moving the hands of the doomsday clock forward is having to adjust the time on the doomsday clock in your car.
January 27, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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my guy was back out there doin Good Work with a broken rib from his previous encounter.
name a fucking high school after him.
CNN reporting that a week before Alex Pretti was killed, 5 agents tackled him and he suffered a broken rib. CNN says he stopped his car after he saw ICE agents interacting with a family on foot and began to blow his whistle. Source tells CNN Pretti believed “That day he thought he was going to die”
January 27, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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This Could Be You.
Spraypaint on cement.
#alexpretti #fuckice #fucktruml
January 26, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I’m 22% through Vampires of El Norte and I am giddy about a certain reunion that certain people are delaying. Brilliantly done.
January 22, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Sinking it is so much quicker
Vance on the economy:

"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Forget Davos. This is the real news.

Prue Leith Says She Is Leaving ‘The Great British Baking Show’ www.nytimes.com/2026/01/21/a...
Prue Leith Says She Is Leaving ‘The Great British Baking Show’
www.nytimes.com
January 22, 2026 at 1:35 PM
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The lead up to fascism creates great art — punk and hip hop, coded horror movies, prophetic novels and thrilling plays. Fascism itself, once in power, only produces patriotic kitsch.
I wonder if there is any connection between the quality of horror movies and the level of American fascism?
January 18, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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let thine eye look like a friend on Denmark.
January 14, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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ABRAHAM LINCOLN: when you say it holds thirty liters, surely you don't fill it with water?

CARL MARX: was ist das 'nylon shell'?

LUIGI MANGIONE: that snaps over the top, see how it fits a 16" laptop?

ME: please put the peak design bag away this isn't what i wanted to discuss
January 14, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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Reading that spooky stuff
December 31, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Mysteries and thrillers are enjoyable no matter the season, but there's something extra satisfying about curling up in the winter with a warm drink and an all-engrossing read. Here's what we suggest.
Hunker down with these 13 mysteries and thrillers from 2025
Mysteries and thrillers are enjoyable no matter the season, but there's something extra satisfying about curling up in the winter with a warm drink and an all-engrossing read. Here's what we suggest.
n.pr
December 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Happy Winter Solstice! 💙✨
December 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Which words have given you happiness this year? I’d love to hear them.

(And if you fancy some distraction over the holidays, do give my word game Two Words a try.

twowords2.page.link/play)
December 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Word of the day, should you be feeling a little huffish, is ‘apanthropy’ (18th century): a love of solitude and the desire to be away from other people.
December 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM