Mike P 😎🫵
@pattenpending.bsky.social
• Lazy River Kinda Guy • Storyboard Artist available for work • Prev: Warner Bros, Netflix, & more • cover artist for D’ohmance Dawn
check out https://linktr.ee/pattenpending for work!
HAKAS 😎🤙
check out https://linktr.ee/pattenpending for work!
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Mike P 😎🫵
@pattenpending.bsky.social
· Feb 19
I just updated my website to include ALL 60+ of my cover illustrations for @dohmancedawn.bsky.social! I'll be posting all future D'ohmance cover updates to this thread going forward! Here are 4 of my favorites! Check em out!!
www.pattenpending.org/dohmancedawn
www.pattenpending.org/dohmancedawn
Carousel of progress broke down. On round 4 of the 1940s portion. This rules.
February 8, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Carousel of progress broke down. On round 4 of the 1940s portion. This rules.
Saw a guy vaping in Tomorrowland. They need to make a cigarette of the future that’s good for you when you smoke it.
February 7, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Saw a guy vaping in Tomorrowland. They need to make a cigarette of the future that’s good for you when you smoke it.
He seen so many “princess security” custom shirts on meat heads with American flag caps here.
February 7, 2026 at 11:52 PM
He seen so many “princess security” custom shirts on meat heads with American flag caps here.
I love Yew Nork, baby!! Go Nkicks, go Stem’s. Love da Stems.
February 7, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I love Yew Nork, baby!! Go Nkicks, go Stem’s. Love da Stems.
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My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.
February 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.
Now that’s a slam dunk, baby.
February 7, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Now that’s a slam dunk, baby.
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Pokemon - Season 1 Episode 66 - The Evolution Solution
Frame 2290/2300
Caption: Narrator: Don't worry,
we'll still be here.
Timestamp: 00:21:18.947
Frame 2290/2300
Caption: Narrator: Don't worry,
we'll still be here.
Timestamp: 00:21:18.947
February 7, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Pokemon - Season 1 Episode 66 - The Evolution Solution
Frame 2290/2300
Caption: Narrator: Don't worry,
we'll still be here.
Timestamp: 00:21:18.947
Frame 2290/2300
Caption: Narrator: Don't worry,
we'll still be here.
Timestamp: 00:21:18.947
Gonna be a rough one for the New York Knicks tonight.
February 7, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Gonna be a rough one for the New York Knicks tonight.
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Hear me out: Joe Pera
Good contrast with the Muppet’s energy. He also seems like someone who’d follow the golden rule of treating the Muppets like people.
Good contrast with the Muppet’s energy. He also seems like someone who’d follow the golden rule of treating the Muppets like people.
Who do you want to guest host a potential revival of The Muppet Show?
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
February 7, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Hear me out: Joe Pera
Good contrast with the Muppet’s energy. He also seems like someone who’d follow the golden rule of treating the Muppets like people.
Good contrast with the Muppet’s energy. He also seems like someone who’d follow the golden rule of treating the Muppets like people.
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It must feel so good to boo a politician at a sporting event. I bet it taps into a cultural genetic memory of our ancestors at the hippodrome calling the emperor a cuck.
JD Vance loudly booed at the Winter Olympics today.
February 6, 2026 at 10:08 PM
It must feel so good to boo a politician at a sporting event. I bet it taps into a cultural genetic memory of our ancestors at the hippodrome calling the emperor a cuck.
Don’t have much to add to the “being anti ai is gatekeeping & ableist” conversation except I think art done by people who think “they can’t draw” is some of my favorite art to see & it makes me incredibly sad when I see people choose to deprive the world of a little piece of their soul like that.
February 6, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Don’t have much to add to the “being anti ai is gatekeeping & ableist” conversation except I think art done by people who think “they can’t draw” is some of my favorite art to see & it makes me incredibly sad when I see people choose to deprive the world of a little piece of their soul like that.
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Every instance of "AI democratizes the arts, you're classist and ableist and a gatekeeper for trying to stop it" is a slap in the face to the literally centuries of poor, disabled people making art on the margins and a crass lie in service of a machine that strips down and regurgitates dreams
February 6, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Every instance of "AI democratizes the arts, you're classist and ableist and a gatekeeper for trying to stop it" is a slap in the face to the literally centuries of poor, disabled people making art on the margins and a crass lie in service of a machine that strips down and regurgitates dreams
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Season 2 Episode 33 - Frame 1609 out of 2615
February 6, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Season 2 Episode 33 - Frame 1609 out of 2615
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Season 2 Episode 33 - Frame 1608 out of 2615
February 6, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Season 2 Episode 33 - Frame 1608 out of 2615
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Hang in there, friends. ✌️ ❤️ 🍕
February 5, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Hang in there, friends. ✌️ ❤️ 🍕
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Cartoon on Washington Post‘s mass layoffs
February 4, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Cartoon on Washington Post‘s mass layoffs
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“When The Daily Beast founder Tina Brown was asked to attend a dinner with Epstein, Woody Allen, and Prince Andrew in 2010, she replied, “What the fuck is this … ? The paedophile’s ball?”)” newrepublic.com/article/2061...
Trump and Musk Knew Exactly Who Jeffrey Epstein Was
Epstein was a convicted sex offender with a reputation for throwing parties with underage girls. That was precisely his appeal to some of the country’s richest and most powerful people.
newrepublic.com
February 5, 2026 at 7:13 PM
“When The Daily Beast founder Tina Brown was asked to attend a dinner with Epstein, Woody Allen, and Prince Andrew in 2010, she replied, “What the fuck is this … ? The paedophile’s ball?”)” newrepublic.com/article/2061...
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Season 2 Episode 33 - Frame 1417 out of 2615
February 5, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Season 2 Episode 33 - Frame 1417 out of 2615
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Sonic 2 Sky Chase Zone
An animatic from last year I forgot about. I would love to see Sonic 2 fully captured in a 2D movie or show. This was something in my head for it, chasing down the Wing Fortress. I wanna do more but I'll just upload it unfinished XD
An animatic from last year I forgot about. I would love to see Sonic 2 fully captured in a 2D movie or show. This was something in my head for it, chasing down the Wing Fortress. I wanna do more but I'll just upload it unfinished XD
January 28, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Sonic 2 Sky Chase Zone
An animatic from last year I forgot about. I would love to see Sonic 2 fully captured in a 2D movie or show. This was something in my head for it, chasing down the Wing Fortress. I wanna do more but I'll just upload it unfinished XD
An animatic from last year I forgot about. I would love to see Sonic 2 fully captured in a 2D movie or show. This was something in my head for it, chasing down the Wing Fortress. I wanna do more but I'll just upload it unfinished XD
I reference this image like once a month now when I cook.
February 5, 2026 at 3:47 PM
I reference this image like once a month now when I cook.
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Brunson with 40 on a floater that gives New York a five-point lead in double OT with 30.8 seconds left.
JB has been waiting for an overtime game all year lol
JB has been waiting for an overtime game all year lol
February 5, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Brunson with 40 on a floater that gives New York a five-point lead in double OT with 30.8 seconds left.
JB has been waiting for an overtime game all year lol
JB has been waiting for an overtime game all year lol
