Mike P 😎🫵
@pattenpending.bsky.social
• Lazy River Kinda Guy • Storyboard Artist available for work • Prev: Warner Bros, Netflix, & more • cover artist for D’ohmance Dawn
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check out https://linktr.ee/pattenpending for work!
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Mike P 😎🫵
@pattenpending.bsky.social
· Feb 19
I just updated my website to include ALL 60+ of my cover illustrations for @dohmancedawn.bsky.social! I'll be posting all future D'ohmance cover updates to this thread going forward! Here are 4 of my favorites! Check em out!!
www.pattenpending.org/dohmancedawn
www.pattenpending.org/dohmancedawn
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Windows Media Player on Windows XP
February 4, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Windows Media Player on Windows XP
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Sam Mendes needs to direct 5 movies about the Jackson 5
February 4, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Sam Mendes needs to direct 5 movies about the Jackson 5
I know Epstein has a hand in this shit too. I just fuckin KNOW it.
Sony has patented the idea of AI-generated podcasts hosted by characters from its games.
The idea would see players getting their own bespoke podcasts on their console, telling them what's new, hosted by the characters of the games they've been playing.
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/sony-pa...
The idea would see players getting their own bespoke podcasts on their console, telling them what's new, hosted by the characters of the games they've been playing.
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/sony-pa...
Sony patents AI-generated podcasts voiced by characters from its games | VGC
Players would get their own personalised podcasts on their consoles telling them what’s new…
www.videogameschronicle.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:01 PM
I know Epstein has a hand in this shit too. I just fuckin KNOW it.
Having a solo hot pot night here 😎✌️
February 4, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Having a solo hot pot night here 😎✌️
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Josh Shapiro is a disgusting worm. Krasner’s opinion here should be the message of every elected democrat in the U.S.
February 3, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Josh Shapiro is a disgusting worm. Krasner’s opinion here should be the message of every elected democrat in the U.S.
Caught myself sitting like this again a couple minutes ago
February 3, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Caught myself sitting like this again a couple minutes ago
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Did the music for this MANSCAPED Super Bowl spot 🏉
MANSCAPED® Presents "Hair Ballad"
YouTube video by MANSCAPED®
youtu.be
February 3, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Did the music for this MANSCAPED Super Bowl spot 🏉
Gonna go run some errands. Might stop and look at DVDs if I can find a spot too.
February 2, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Gonna go run some errands. Might stop and look at DVDs if I can find a spot too.
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Now that most of the country wants to abolish ICE, get ready for the goalposts to shift, so that abolish ICE becomes "reform ICE" as we get closer to the election. We have to continue pressure to make sure we really mean abolish, when we say it, otherwise we will be sold out.
February 2, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Now that most of the country wants to abolish ICE, get ready for the goalposts to shift, so that abolish ICE becomes "reform ICE" as we get closer to the election. We have to continue pressure to make sure we really mean abolish, when we say it, otherwise we will be sold out.
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Literally insane. Several big productions still use Animate.
February 2, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Literally insane. Several big productions still use Animate.
Anyone else see the video of the Costco Guys dad (Big Boom AJ) eating the steak off the bone from like a week ago??
February 2, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Anyone else see the video of the Costco Guys dad (Big Boom AJ) eating the steak off the bone from like a week ago??
I’m more of a lazy river kinda guy, myself.
February 2, 2026 at 2:50 AM
I’m more of a lazy river kinda guy, myself.
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What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
February 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
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Tyler Kolek proving himself as our load bearing white boy
December 17, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Tyler Kolek proving himself as our load bearing white boy
Woke up screaming in the middle of the night again. Can’t be good!!
February 1, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Woke up screaming in the middle of the night again. Can’t be good!!
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"microtransactions in games started by cabal of pedophile elites for the purpose of indoctrinating kids into an economy"
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
February 1, 2026 at 12:48 AM
"microtransactions in games started by cabal of pedophile elites for the purpose of indoctrinating kids into an economy"
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
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Pokemon - Season 1 Episode 66 - The Evolution Solution
Frame 1137/2300
Timestamp: 00:11:10
Frame 1137/2300
Timestamp: 00:11:10
February 1, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Pokemon - Season 1 Episode 66 - The Evolution Solution
Frame 1137/2300
Timestamp: 00:11:10
Frame 1137/2300
Timestamp: 00:11:10
Erin got me a VHS I’ve been wanting for a while. Incredible!
January 31, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Erin got me a VHS I’ve been wanting for a while. Incredible!
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A new iOS 26 beta 3 Apple Watch feature now alerts you if it is Jon Ossoff
January 30, 2026 at 8:32 PM
A new iOS 26 beta 3 Apple Watch feature now alerts you if it is Jon Ossoff
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Catherine O’Hara dying hit me like Bowie and Prince dying. What a loss.
January 30, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Catherine O’Hara dying hit me like Bowie and Prince dying. What a loss.
Barry Keoghan’s kinda got a Rankin Bass puppet look going these days
January 30, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Barry Keoghan’s kinda got a Rankin Bass puppet look going these days
Wait you’re telling me Don ORANGE went after Don LEMON? Who’s next? Don APPLE? Hey orange you glad I didn’t say Don BANANA though? 🤔☝️
January 30, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Wait you’re telling me Don ORANGE went after Don LEMON? Who’s next? Don APPLE? Hey orange you glad I didn’t say Don BANANA though? 🤔☝️
Walking past the body print I left when I fell in the parking lot this morning like Walter White seeing the towel dispenser he punched in the hospital bathroom seasons later.
January 29, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Walking past the body print I left when I fell in the parking lot this morning like Walter White seeing the towel dispenser he punched in the hospital bathroom seasons later.