Pawtopia
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“I’m from Philadelphia…we don’t talk about these things.”
Gentlemen, it is the microbes who will have the last word.—Louis Pasteur
May 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Gentlemen, it is the microbes who will have the last word.—Louis Pasteur
Jump the shark? Shark food, at this point.
April 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Jump the shark? Shark food, at this point.
Ships don't sink because of the water around them. Ships sink because of the water that gets inside.
April 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Ships don't sink because of the water around them. Ships sink because of the water that gets inside.
If I want your opinion I’ll give it to you.
April 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
If I want your opinion I’ll give it to you.
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I deeply regret most of you.
March 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I deeply regret most of you.
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why am I being sassy to the muppet
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Bill Corbett!
March 23, 2025 at 5:42 AM
why am I being sassy to the muppet
He’s like tofu, he takes on the taste of whomever he’s with. Who the fuck likes tofu?
March 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
He’s like tofu, he takes on the taste of whomever he’s with. Who the fuck likes tofu?
A sinister veneer underneath a lizard exterior
March 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
A sinister veneer underneath a lizard exterior
Kilt jokes never get old
March 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Kilt jokes never get old
That’s going below the belt? No, above the belt: the jugular.
March 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
That’s going below the belt? No, above the belt: the jugular.
His middle name is Blasphemous
March 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
His middle name is Blasphemous
Loose-fitting clothing and sensible shoes can be adapted to almost any situation. Before you put something on, ask yourself, “If I really needed to, would I be able to sprint and climb a wall in this?”
March 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Loose-fitting clothing and sensible shoes can be adapted to almost any situation. Before you put something on, ask yourself, “If I really needed to, would I be able to sprint and climb a wall in this?”
If something is too dangerous to do during training, then it’s also too dangerous to do in real life.
March 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
If something is too dangerous to do during training, then it’s also too dangerous to do in real life.
Don’t spend one second thinking about someone who would, simply, not piss on you if you were on fire.
February 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Don’t spend one second thinking about someone who would, simply, not piss on you if you were on fire.
There’s some scary icing on that cupcake
February 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
There’s some scary icing on that cupcake
Eventually the muckrakers will step in their own muck.
February 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Eventually the muckrakers will step in their own muck.
Life is one long series of survival mechanisms.
February 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Life is one long series of survival mechanisms.
I’d like to see a remake of Office space with Paul Rudd in the lead and Sam Rockwell as the manager.
February 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I’d like to see a remake of Office space with Paul Rudd in the lead and Sam Rockwell as the manager.
Is the plural of dingus dingi?
February 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Is the plural of dingus dingi?
You were an insect who dreamt you were a man and loved it. But now the dream is over... and the insect is awake.
February 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
You were an insect who dreamt you were a man and loved it. But now the dream is over... and the insect is awake.
Forgiveness doesn't mean forget what happened. If something is serious and it is necessary to take counter-measures, you have to take counter-measures.
Dalai Lama
Dalai Lama
February 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Forgiveness doesn't mean forget what happened. If something is serious and it is necessary to take counter-measures, you have to take counter-measures.
Dalai Lama
Dalai Lama
Help us, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're our only hope 🙏
February 1, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Help us, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're our only hope 🙏
Not my circus, not my monkey.
January 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Not my circus, not my monkey.
A rat in a skin suit
January 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
A rat in a skin suit