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ThePengimaster
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Twitch streamer, gamer, dog mom, horror movie buff, kpop fan.
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Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're on an away mission but did not dress appropriately. In Picture 1, Bones and Spock are standing outside against a frozen rock wall, huddled and appearing very cold, hands wriggling and arms crossed. It's snowing and they're squinting as if its blizzardy. Spock is shouting. Closed caption reads, "We're in a wilderness of artic characteristics." Picture 2, only now with Bones yelling. Closed caption reads, "He means it's cold!" Alt in pic 1!
January 23, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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takahanazawa.bsky.social
Dummysize me
unseenjapan.com Unseen Japan @unseenjapan.com · 7d
"They had an 'idiot' [baka] size so I ordered it and, true to word, received an idiotic serving of rice"
X post from @masudakaoru_. JP text: ごはんのサイズに「バカ」があったから注文してみたら確かにバカのごはんが来た
January 18, 2026 at 5:32 AM
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This is Dumpling. She got her very first sweater and promptly deactivated. 12/10 (TT: jmw495)
January 15, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Shaxs from Star Trek Lower Decks is pictured. He's a cartoon, because Lower Decks, besides being the best effing show ever, is a cartoon. Shaxs is a big burly man wearing his gold Star fleet uniform and also an apron over the front like he's doing some sort of art project or baking a nice sourdough. In each hand he's holding a broken bottle like that thing you do where you take a bottle and break off the bottom and then use it as a weapon. His eyeballs are bulging large, his brow is furrowed, and he looks absolutely unhinged with rage and fury. Closed caption reads, "Fighting fascism is a full time job!"
January 18, 2026 at 2:19 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek Voyager scene. We see a small, lone shuttlecraft fllying through a cloudy sky. Closed caption reads, "(screaming)"
January 8, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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15outof10.org
our pink pony girl 💖
January 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social
Wifey just informed me about this Japanese gem 草草草
お焦げ Links Noun 1. scorched rice (at the bottom of the pot); crispy rice; crunchy rice​ Noun 2. woman who enjoys the company of gay men​ - Colloquial, Usually written using kana alone
January 5, 2026 at 1:34 AM
pengimaster.bsky.social
Year of the horse!! Dats me!
January 2, 2026 at 7:01 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. Captain Sisko sits in quarters (bedroom, not spare change) on a couch behind a coffee table. There's some psychedelic blue and purple pillows on the couch, in an otherwise very dimly lit room. He's holding his hands up as if he's animatedly speaking and has the look of a man listening to smooth jazz and reeeaaallly vibing. Closed caption reads, "Computer, what day is it?"
December 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek Generations scene. Captain Picard, stuck inside a fever dream explained by science kind of, is shown up close looking very content and happy, in a home and not on a starship. Closed caption reads, "A Merry Christmas to you, too."
December 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
🎅🏼
Scene from the Deep Space 9 holiday spectacular. Weyoun is alien pictured in mid-thought. He has large and extra long ribbed ears that stretch further down the face than earth humans, aligning more with the jaw line, and have horizontal loafy ridges up and down. He's also quite pale with v dark hair. Closed caption reads, "Oh, ho, ho, ho."
December 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Scene from the Star Trek The Next Generation movie, "The One with the Flowey Ribbon Monster that Sends You To Nirvana." Picard, looking out of place in his uniform, is walking through a bougie Victorian home that is decorated for Christmas. There's a large Christmas tree filled with lights and bright colors, and a couple of ornate toy horses that aren't huge but aren't small either, and a large red and white candy cane? Sort of looks like a barber shop pole, and it extends through the whole picture, I think it's a carousel thing for the horse we discussed earlier in this alt text. Anyways, the rest of the house is just normal old fancy house stuff, furniture, drapes, chandelier, lamps, etc. No caption, but you know, because like, it's Christmas next week and all.
December 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
pengimaster.bsky.social
Who tf decided fireworks are for Christmas??? Its midnight, fam! Stop trying to shoot Santa down!
December 25, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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theonion.com
Donut Pillow Shit For Smothering
Donut Pillow Shit For Smothering
December 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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weratedogs.com
This is Millie. She just learned how to sled. Hopes you brought a second land frisbee, because she will not be taking turns. 13/10 (TT: millietheredlab)
December 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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weratedogs.com
This is Pebble. She may be the reason you're late, but wants to remind you she's also your reason for living. 13/10 (IG: pebbletherottie)
December 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-conversation-devolves-into-just-stating-th-1840069525/
Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
pengimaster.bsky.social
Broke my ankle on Monday. 🫠
November 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek The Voyage Home with the Whales scene. Here pictured is Scotty, Bones, and a third fella. Bones is in a leather jacket, Scotty in his red uniform, and the 3rd fella looks like a middle management type with a tie, brown sweater over shirt, and a big red button that reads "I quit smoking." Bones and ex-smoker guy are in a wood panel lined office standing and looking down at Scotty who is sitting at a computer & holding a mouse up to his mouth. He has a encouraging smile on his face. Closed caption reads, "Hello, computer."
November 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in Picard's ready room. Picard is sitting like a normal guy at a desk in his uniform and across him is a hoighty toighty looking Vulcan lady with a tall hat and some fancy official looking clothing and accessories sitting across from him. Standing with hands resting on the 3rd chair is Mr. Data, in uniform. Closed caption reads, "Mr. Data, based"
November 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're on the bridge and see Riker in uniform slumped over the captains chair/arm console passed out. Behind him, we see Worf's arms also danglin', so something is definitely up. No caption. (but Fridays, amiright?)
November 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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popbase.tv
Jennifer Lawrence reacts to Robert Pattinson saying he would return for another ‘Twilight’ movie during Vanity Fair’s lie detector test.
November 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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antlervel.vet
Was putting my face on and missed a call from my dad. Saw this text and called him back. (This is a nice story. Also his name is not Bob. That’s what the grandkids call him. Long and unrelated story.)
Notification Center Dad 16m ago It's your father, otherwise known as Bob, give me a call. I got some little news for you. Love you
October 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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weratedogs.com
My goodness. Please don’t send in ghosts. They are very frightening. We only rate dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: theodore.goldenvelt)
ahh! a small fluffy ghost sits on a hardwood floor staring directly at us. but actually... the longer we take it in, the more cute the ghost becomes. one could even mistake this little guy for a golden retriever puppy wearing a sheet with eye, ear, and mouth holes cut out of it. even though he gave us a fright, we would still pet this ghost puppy.
October 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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weratedogs.com
This is Iliamna. She made a new best friend, who happens to be a balloon. Really thought they would have more time together. 12/10 (TT: andreal.corbin)
October 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM