Keanu Dice Clay
@pesto.robbedroot.org
Old school hacker now helping break AI.
Like if William James was a Taoist.
Native Texan.
ninjas.org
Like if William James was a Taoist.
Native Texan.
ninjas.org
Pinned
Keanu Dice Clay
@pesto.robbedroot.org
· Nov 11
Gonna make X watch me skeet. Gonna cuck X.
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Roses are white,
Queen orchids have blue in,
No one has more Premier League goals from inside the six-yard box this season as Dominic Calvert-Lewin.
Queen orchids have blue in,
No one has more Premier League goals from inside the six-yard box this season as Dominic Calvert-Lewin.
February 14, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Roses are white,
Queen orchids have blue in,
No one has more Premier League goals from inside the six-yard box this season as Dominic Calvert-Lewin.
Queen orchids have blue in,
No one has more Premier League goals from inside the six-yard box this season as Dominic Calvert-Lewin.
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I am begging you to remember that the cringe youth slang you are using ironically to make fun of today WILL BECOME A PART OF YOUR EVERYDAY LANGUAGE TOMORROW. That's how it works! All usage etches it into the cement of our culture!
February 14, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I am begging you to remember that the cringe youth slang you are using ironically to make fun of today WILL BECOME A PART OF YOUR EVERYDAY LANGUAGE TOMORROW. That's how it works! All usage etches it into the cement of our culture!
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the 100th anniversary. the year of the homeboy
huh i thought "home boy" originated in the 1940s, but heres an instance from a movie in 1926. thats what that says, right?
February 14, 2026 at 4:51 AM
the 100th anniversary. the year of the homeboy
It is January 2026 I am reading The Recognitions by Bilbo Gaddis
It is February 2026 I am reading The Recognitions by Bilbo Gaddis
#booksky
It is February 2026 I am reading The Recognitions by Bilbo Gaddis
#booksky
February 14, 2026 at 5:36 AM
It is January 2026 I am reading The Recognitions by Bilbo Gaddis
It is February 2026 I am reading The Recognitions by Bilbo Gaddis
#booksky
It is February 2026 I am reading The Recognitions by Bilbo Gaddis
#booksky
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when they have me flying a bomber in Civil War Woke im painting this on the payload
February 13, 2026 at 11:44 PM
when they have me flying a bomber in Civil War Woke im painting this on the payload
Can I just say something
February 14, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Can I just say something
Thomas Frank didn't get sacked for losing to Newcastle, he got canned for dropping below Leeds. It's the #lufc effect.
February 14, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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@flavorflav.bsky.social Just seen you at the Sliding Centre. You fancy doing the Skellie Bob later? 🤣
February 13, 2026 at 4:55 PM
@flavorflav.bsky.social Just seen you at the Sliding Centre. You fancy doing the Skellie Bob later? 🤣
More treasure found while moving
February 13, 2026 at 9:27 PM
More treasure found while moving
EVAN DANDO NOOOOOOOO
Evan Dando, the singer-songwriter who co-founded the Lemonheads four decades ago, entered a hospital on Thursday after news broke that he’d reportedly sent a fan unsolicited videos of himself masturbating.
More: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
More: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
February 13, 2026 at 9:18 PM
EVAN DANDO NOOOOOOOO
Going to be a moist one.
A damp Valentine’s Day is ahead.
In the lead-up to romantic celebrations, North Texas should be cloudy and warm on Friday with a high of 79 degrees.
In the lead-up to romantic celebrations, North Texas should be cloudy and warm on Friday with a high of 79 degrees.
Love is in the air. Rain is in the D-FW forecast
Half an inch to 1.5 inches of water is forecast to fall over the weekend.
bit.ly
February 13, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Going to be a moist one.
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every time i block someone it's because they're annoying and not worth engaging with
every time someone blocks me they are admitting defeat in the marketplace of ideas
every time someone blocks me they are admitting defeat in the marketplace of ideas
January 21, 2026 at 3:38 AM
every time i block someone it's because they're annoying and not worth engaging with
every time someone blocks me they are admitting defeat in the marketplace of ideas
every time someone blocks me they are admitting defeat in the marketplace of ideas
axios dropped this in my email today
February 13, 2026 at 5:47 PM
axios dropped this in my email today
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“Genuinely feel sick” – Jason Cundy takes aim at Leeds United in “fuming” rant
https://www.europesays.com/ie/334870/
Jason Cundy has fired a dig at Leeds United after Daniel Farke‘s side came back to seal a…
https://www.europesays.com/ie/334870/
Jason Cundy has fired a dig at Leeds United after Daniel Farke‘s side came back to seal a…
"Genuinely feel sick" - Jason Cundy takes aim at Leeds United in "fuming" rant - Ireland
Jason Cundy has fired a dig at Leeds United after Daniel Farke's side came back to seal a stunning 2-2 draw against Chelsea at Stamford Bridge.
www.europesays.com
February 13, 2026 at 6:30 AM
“Genuinely feel sick” – Jason Cundy takes aim at Leeds United in “fuming” rant
https://www.europesays.com/ie/334870/
Jason Cundy has fired a dig at Leeds United after Daniel Farke‘s side came back to seal a…
https://www.europesays.com/ie/334870/
Jason Cundy has fired a dig at Leeds United after Daniel Farke‘s side came back to seal a…
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YOU - Hold on, is architecture also art?
CONCEPTUALIZATION - Of course not, it's autism. Box-drawing. Masturbation with a ruler and a sextant or whatever they use. You should demean and criticize the genteel institution of architecture. While extolling the virtues of the *pure* arts.
CONCEPTUALIZATION - Of course not, it's autism. Box-drawing. Masturbation with a ruler and a sextant or whatever they use. You should demean and criticize the genteel institution of architecture. While extolling the virtues of the *pure* arts.
February 13, 2026 at 2:28 AM
YOU - Hold on, is architecture also art?
CONCEPTUALIZATION - Of course not, it's autism. Box-drawing. Masturbation with a ruler and a sextant or whatever they use. You should demean and criticize the genteel institution of architecture. While extolling the virtues of the *pure* arts.
CONCEPTUALIZATION - Of course not, it's autism. Box-drawing. Masturbation with a ruler and a sextant or whatever they use. You should demean and criticize the genteel institution of architecture. While extolling the virtues of the *pure* arts.
2Woke2Furious will include easing back a bit on the tipping thing
February 13, 2026 at 12:35 AM
2Woke2Furious will include easing back a bit on the tipping thing
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This site has the juice
February 12, 2026 at 11:39 PM
This site has the juice
He really new the future!
February 13, 2026 at 12:27 AM
He really new the future!
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True big dick energy. Absolute lad.
BREAKING Ukrainian skeleton racer Vladyslav Heraskevych is disqualified from the Winter Olympics after refusing to back down over his banned helmet, which depicts victims of his country's war with Russia
February 12, 2026 at 4:09 PM
True big dick energy. Absolute lad.
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wow. if i'm reading this right, people are using publicly available texts in order to profit off of stealing others' intellectual property. crazy
February 12, 2026 at 8:50 PM
wow. if i'm reading this right, people are using publicly available texts in order to profit off of stealing others' intellectual property. crazy
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when i was a kid and my parents/aunts/uncles would get all excited talking about some old commercial or something i thought that would never be me. but truly i am worse because at least my folks never pulled a little screen out of their pocket and made me watch the thing they just remembered
February 12, 2026 at 11:09 PM
when i was a kid and my parents/aunts/uncles would get all excited talking about some old commercial or something i thought that would never be me. but truly i am worse because at least my folks never pulled a little screen out of their pocket and made me watch the thing they just remembered
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under questioning by Rand Paul, ICE officials confirm that yelling at officers is not assault and recording officers is not a crime
February 12, 2026 at 4:47 PM
under questioning by Rand Paul, ICE officials confirm that yelling at officers is not assault and recording officers is not a crime