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pfriend82.bsky.social @pfriend82.bsky.social · 3h

Just another day in paradise, eh?

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 17h

I used to be obsessed with Phil Collins but take a look at me now.

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Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston.bsky.social · 16h

- I've just checked into a hotel and there's a desert tribe here holding an event in celebration of the humble biro.
- Bedouin Bic fest?
- No, all inclusive.

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Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston.bsky.social · 15h

- Just wanted to let you know that a group of insurgents with untidily-tied ribbons in their hair have seized control of the French government today.
- Messy bow coup?
- You're very welcome.

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Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston.bsky.social · 5h

I've written an inflatable book called 'The Acid House Years - 1987'. You have to pump up the volume.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 18h

ME: Is there another name for the large seaweed that grows to form underwater forests?

GIRLFRIEND: Sea kelp

ME: Omg that's why I'm asking YOU Sharon

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pfriend82.bsky.social @pfriend82.bsky.social · 3d

I just backed Wille and the Bandits: Salt Roots Album on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/wil...

Wille and the Bandits: Salt Roots Album

A brand new studio album from internationally acclaimed band Wille and the Bandits.

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pfriend82.bsky.social @pfriend82.bsky.social · 3d

You save the good stuff for special occasions?

Can't wait to see it with one of your awesome suits.

pfriend82.bsky.social @pfriend82.bsky.social · 5d

I've only started playing the Horizon games recently, but they seem weirdly prophetic 😒

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 6d

“Select all squares containing J D Salinger books” - CAPTCHA in the Rye.

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pfriend82.bsky.social @pfriend82.bsky.social · 8d

One of these?

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Martin Lewis @martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com · 8d

Get off the energy Price Cap if you can, you’re ripping yourself off. A snippet from the new ‘Home Energy Bills Question Time’ Martin Lewis Podcast available on BBC Sounds www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/..., Apple, Spotify & all the usual pod players.

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Moose Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 11d

www.worldofmoose.com/products/fla...

Cartoon of three panels. The first shows a flamingo standing in water, one leg bent, caption: Flamingo. The second panel shows the same scene, but just the flamingo's head and neck are above the water, caption: Flamingoing. In the third panel there are now just a few ripples in the water. Caption: Flamingone

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Music Venue Trust @musicvenuetrust.bsky.social · 11d

Live music is an ecosystem where festivals, venues and shows are intertwined.

Two weeks until the grassroots are coming together like never before.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 15d

"My wife's just made me breakfast using the hot bread cooky thing."
"Toaster?"
"Ladies and gentlemen, to my wife!"
"Get out".

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pfriend82.bsky.social @pfriend82.bsky.social · 15d

It's been One Week...

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 15d

How long do ear worms last? I heard it was 7 hours and 15 days.

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pfriend82.bsky.social @pfriend82.bsky.social · 15d

Sure, cos it's the migrants fault, not people employing them when they don't have a right to work. Maybe crack down on the employers not *everyone*?!

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pfriend82.bsky.social @pfriend82.bsky.social · 16d

Solar panels on my roof to cover my usage, maybe an EV charger for future proofing - rest in the holiday fund.

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Moose Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 16d

Cartoon of two chops. One is saying "One two" and the other replies "Buckle my shoe". Caption: Rhyming Cutlets

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pfriend82.bsky.social @pfriend82.bsky.social · 16d

a man in a suit and tie is clapping his hands together .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is clapping his hands together .

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pfriend82.bsky.social @pfriend82.bsky.social · 16d

At the risk of a broken arm? With a single blow of their wings? I don't think so, Jan.

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Moose Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 16d

Something positive for a change

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Cartoon of two aeroplanes flying towards each other. The one on the left says "After you" and the one on the right says "No, after you". Caption: Civil Aviation

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 19d

Saw the doctor about my fear of pantomimes. He's diagnosed me with ohyesitis.

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Right to Roam @righttoroam.bsky.social · 19d

We believe every child should have the chance to explore and enjoy nature. These experiences can shape who we become and how we care for the world around us.

What does a Right to Roam mean to you?
Tell us here -> forms.gle/BY5qAvpHAHgR...

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