Praisegod Bathtubs Georg.
@pgbarebones.bsky.social
Inspiring slogan on colourful background. Probably part of a whale. Not a journal. Made in Turkey/Hindiden Üretilmiş
Penguins (Australia)
Tortoises (Turkey)
Flamingoes (Turkey)
Haggis (Scotland)
Monkeys (India)
Tortoises (Turkey)
Flamingoes (Turkey)
Haggis (Scotland)
Monkeys (India)
- hares (Scotland)
- scalloped hammerhead sharks (Fiji)
- hoopoe (India)
- flamingoes (France)
- this excellent giraffe (Uganda)
- scalloped hammerhead sharks (Fiji)
- hoopoe (India)
- flamingoes (France)
- this excellent giraffe (Uganda)
November 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Penguins (Australia)
Tortoises (Turkey)
Flamingoes (Turkey)
Haggis (Scotland)
Monkeys (India)
Tortoises (Turkey)
Flamingoes (Turkey)
Haggis (Scotland)
Monkeys (India)
Happy Thanksgiving to those of you who Thanksgive.
November 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Happy Thanksgiving to those of you who Thanksgive.
‘Famously dense’ (my handouts, apparently, rather than myself).
November 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
‘Famously dense’ (my handouts, apparently, rather than myself).
Like most normal people, I now have twice as many bathtubs in my front garden as I did when I woke up this morning.
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Like most normal people, I now have twice as many bathtubs in my front garden as I did when I woke up this morning.
To anyone who doesn’t speak Turkish this is just an endearing bot that posts about chickens.
November 20, 2025 at 8:15 AM
To anyone who doesn’t speak Turkish this is just an endearing bot that posts about chickens.
Consider the following inference:
If Ed Miliband is the answer, it’s a bloody stupid question
It’s a bloody stupid question
Therefore Ed Miliband is the answer.
If Ed Miliband is the answer, it’s a bloody stupid question
It’s a bloody stupid question
Therefore Ed Miliband is the answer.
November 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Consider the following inference:
If Ed Miliband is the answer, it’s a bloody stupid question
It’s a bloody stupid question
Therefore Ed Miliband is the answer.
If Ed Miliband is the answer, it’s a bloody stupid question
It’s a bloody stupid question
Therefore Ed Miliband is the answer.
Worrying noises from the new blueberry plants…wonder what’s up with that…
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Worrying noises from the new blueberry plants…wonder what’s up with that…
Currently polluting my subconscious: Rod Hull and Emo.
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Currently polluting my subconscious: Rod Hull and Emo.
If I had lived in the eighteenth century I wouldn’t have been able to use Google to figure out that I’d accidentally left my ‘phone in town today.
Probably would have had to use carrier pigeons instead, which would have been messy and inconvenient.
Probably would have had to use carrier pigeons instead, which would have been messy and inconvenient.
November 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
If I had lived in the eighteenth century I wouldn’t have been able to use Google to figure out that I’d accidentally left my ‘phone in town today.
Probably would have had to use carrier pigeons instead, which would have been messy and inconvenient.
Probably would have had to use carrier pigeons instead, which would have been messy and inconvenient.
Reposted by Praisegod Bathtubs Georg.
Today we have Strategic Vision. Yesterday,
We had financial imperatives. And tomorrow morning,
We shall have what to do after firing. But today,
Today we have Strategic Vision. The quiet girl
At the back suddenly gets excited about a question,
And today we have Strategic Vision.
We had financial imperatives. And tomorrow morning,
We shall have what to do after firing. But today,
Today we have Strategic Vision. The quiet girl
At the back suddenly gets excited about a question,
And today we have Strategic Vision.
November 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Today we have Strategic Vision. Yesterday,
We had financial imperatives. And tomorrow morning,
We shall have what to do after firing. But today,
Today we have Strategic Vision. The quiet girl
At the back suddenly gets excited about a question,
And today we have Strategic Vision.
We had financial imperatives. And tomorrow morning,
We shall have what to do after firing. But today,
Today we have Strategic Vision. The quiet girl
At the back suddenly gets excited about a question,
And today we have Strategic Vision.
Sexy Where's My Phone.
sexy cube
October 25, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Sexy Where's My Phone.
I’ve seen a lot of people complaining that no-one has taken the title ‘Prince’ away from Andrew Windsor, but it turns out that you can just not call him that if you don’t want to.
October 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I’ve seen a lot of people complaining that no-one has taken the title ‘Prince’ away from Andrew Windsor, but it turns out that you can just not call him that if you don’t want to.
Spent a bit of time looking up a political philosopher called ‘Jonathan Hovercraft’ today, only to eventually figure out that this was a copy-editor’s (or auto-correct’s) miscorrection of ‘Jonathan Havercroft’.
October 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Spent a bit of time looking up a political philosopher called ‘Jonathan Hovercraft’ today, only to eventually figure out that this was a copy-editor’s (or auto-correct’s) miscorrection of ‘Jonathan Havercroft’.
I built an AI model that writes haunting sci-fi novels in which a vast and unknowable alien other produces seemingly-real replicas of your lost loved ones, just as you remember them but also hollow, since we cannot know the alien other if we do not know ourselves. I call the model 'Stanislaw LLM'
October 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
‘A crude British slang for ´nonsense’.’
October 14, 2025 at 7:44 AM
‘A crude British slang for ´nonsense’.’
Nichts fällt mir ein.
“Let me explain, Officer.”
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:
The drives were clicking.
The drives were clicking.
October 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Nichts fällt mir ein.
It’s decorative gourd season…pardon my French.
Today is Septidi the 17th of Vendémiaire in the year 234.
Vendémiaire is the month of vintage.
Today we celebrate pumpkins.#JacobinDay
More information on pumpkins
Vendémiaire is the month of vintage.
Today we celebrate pumpkins.#JacobinDay
More information on pumpkins
October 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
It’s decorative gourd season…pardon my French.
I know someone who does, though I doubt she’s on BlueSky. (If you’re out there Dr Dr M…)
October 7, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I know someone who does, though I doubt she’s on BlueSky. (If you’re out there Dr Dr M…)
Can we sue the Conservative Party under the Trades Description Act?
October 7, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Can we sue the Conservative Party under the Trades Description Act?
Reposted by Praisegod Bathtubs Georg.
And then they'd just have to walk all the way home again, a situation without anabasis in law
You cannot simply walk into Oregon and Illinois with 400 Texans.
October 6, 2025 at 6:04 AM
And then they'd just have to walk all the way home again, a situation without anabasis in law
Updating Russell’s example to ‘The current Prime Minister of France is bald’.
October 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Updating Russell’s example to ‘The current Prime Minister of France is bald’.
Afiyet olsun.
piss off the racists, make the English kofte kebab from 1660
Would anyone like to take a guess at the word before “kebob”? Which predates OED - ms is 1660
October 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Afiyet olsun.
Well, Prince, Genoa and Lucca are now no more than family estates of the Buonapartes. Congress has not authorized the use of military force.
The sky above the port was the color of television, turned to a dead channel. Congress has not authorized the use of military force.
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect. Congress has not authorized the use of military force.
October 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Well, Prince, Genoa and Lucca are now no more than family estates of the Buonapartes. Congress has not authorized the use of military force.