Lucas
@phoenixfire.bsky.social
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Lucas
@phoenixfire.bsky.social
· Mar 19
I'm not ready to talk about the sci-fi novel I'm writing in too much detail yet, but here's a meme about what it's inspired by without any further context
I firmly believe that this movie bombing beyond all belief is crucial to getting us back onto the Good Timeline
Rush Hour 4 is reportedly a go at Paramount – after Trump intervened on behalf of the movie.
Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring the franchise back to the big screen
Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring the franchise back to the big screen
Rush Hour 4 in the works at Paramount after reports of Trump intervening
Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring his hit franchise back to the big screen
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I firmly believe that this movie bombing beyond all belief is crucial to getting us back onto the Good Timeline
POP THE BUBBLE! POP THE BUBBLE!
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
POP THE BUBBLE! POP THE BUBBLE!
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain
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There have been many articles lately about US–China rivalry. But when the two countries no longer differ meaningfully in the underlying values that once defined that competition, I wonder: what exactly are they competing for now? I feel increasingly detached from these debates.
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
There have been many articles lately about US–China rivalry. But when the two countries no longer differ meaningfully in the underlying values that once defined that competition, I wonder: what exactly are they competing for now? I feel increasingly detached from these debates.
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"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
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This is identical to Russia invading Ukraine. Illegally invading a country for their resources and likely killing thousands—if not more—is immoral and should not be supported by anyone with any shred of moral conscience.
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
This is identical to Russia invading Ukraine. Illegally invading a country for their resources and likely killing thousands—if not more—is immoral and should not be supported by anyone with any shred of moral conscience.
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Group leader Robert Noot, 34, who calls himself the ‘Dungeon Master’, said: “The police broke down my door and seized all my miniatures! What am I supposed to do without my hand-painted wizards and burly orcish barbarians? Speak to other people? About what?”
Autism support group revealed to be front for underground D&D ring
A support group for autistic people has revealed itself to be nothing more than a front for a sickening underground Dungeons and Dragons ring, it has been reported. A local chapter of the ‘Little…
thedailytism.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Group leader Robert Noot, 34, who calls himself the ‘Dungeon Master’, said: “The police broke down my door and seized all my miniatures! What am I supposed to do without my hand-painted wizards and burly orcish barbarians? Speak to other people? About what?”
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Some of y’all are dating dudes who won’t post you after six months
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Some of y’all are dating dudes who won’t post you after six months
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Trump wanted this second term because
1. He wanted to avoid conviction for his crimes
2. He likes being President
He is a bad person and morally corrupt but it's his inner circle that is truly evil and pushing all the heinous shit.
1. He wanted to avoid conviction for his crimes
2. He likes being President
He is a bad person and morally corrupt but it's his inner circle that is truly evil and pushing all the heinous shit.
Guys I think the president just likes to be president we may be overthinking this whole thing.
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Trump wanted this second term because
1. He wanted to avoid conviction for his crimes
2. He likes being President
He is a bad person and morally corrupt but it's his inner circle that is truly evil and pushing all the heinous shit.
1. He wanted to avoid conviction for his crimes
2. He likes being President
He is a bad person and morally corrupt but it's his inner circle that is truly evil and pushing all the heinous shit.
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Hegseth invading Venezuela
November 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Hegseth invading Venezuela
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
The Trump-Putin deal has more about building AI data centers in both Ukraine and Russia than it does about military positions to deter Russia from attacking again later.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding.
Trump and Witkoff Try to Get Russia a Win
The joint U.S.-Russia proposal to end the Russia-Ukraine war, taken point-by-point
www.arcdigital.media
November 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
BREAKING: Nazis are still uncool
Cheers to the person who leaked the initial changes www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
In reversal, Coast Guard again classifies swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The new order came hours after The Post reported the service would instead classify such symbols as “potentially divisive” under guidelines set for release next month.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
BREAKING: Nazis are still uncool
Right-wingers: "Those Bluesky libs are in a bubble and have no idea what normal people are like!"
Also right-wingers: "Most progressives think having kids is absurd and wrong!"
Also right-wingers: "Most progressives think having kids is absurd and wrong!"
I’m a progressive who did bear pregnancy, and I still think the whole thing is absurd
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Right-wingers: "Those Bluesky libs are in a bubble and have no idea what normal people are like!"
Also right-wingers: "Most progressives think having kids is absurd and wrong!"
Also right-wingers: "Most progressives think having kids is absurd and wrong!"
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WHEN SOMEONE YOU LOVE DIES, PORCO ROSSO TAKES THEIR SOUL TO THE LAND OF THE DEAD
November 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
WHEN SOMEONE YOU LOVE DIES, PORCO ROSSO TAKES THEIR SOUL TO THE LAND OF THE DEAD
Anyways, the only acceptable Ukraine peace plan is for the Russian military to GTFO and not come back.
November 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Anyways, the only acceptable Ukraine peace plan is for the Russian military to GTFO and not come back.
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Me looking away from Runescape Sailing for a moment to check on how Bluesky's doing today
November 21, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Me looking away from Runescape Sailing for a moment to check on how Bluesky's doing today
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STOP having "conversations" with ChatGPT and START talking to your stuffed animals like a normal person
everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
STOP having "conversations" with ChatGPT and START talking to your stuffed animals like a normal person
*Opening a hat box from my closet's top shelf like it's the nuclear briefcase, revealing it contains a dusty fedora*
"It's time again, old friend."
"It's time again, old friend."
"Do you think creationism should be part of the school curriculum?"
Yes: 48%
No: 35%
Unsure: 18%
Research Co. / Oct 26, 2025 / n=1002 / Online
Yes: 48%
No: 35%
Unsure: 18%
Research Co. / Oct 26, 2025 / n=1002 / Online
November 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
*Opening a hat box from my closet's top shelf like it's the nuclear briefcase, revealing it contains a dusty fedora*
"It's time again, old friend."
"It's time again, old friend."
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listen to this king. a team with low morale is ineffective. relatedly, a team with high morale is effective. also relatedly: we are going to win
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
listen to this king. a team with low morale is ineffective. relatedly, a team with high morale is effective. also relatedly: we are going to win
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Extremely upset that a throw-away XKCD joke somehow became the organizing principle for the Internet.
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Extremely upset that a throw-away XKCD joke somehow became the organizing principle for the Internet.
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We've gone to from "Trump 2028" to "The Trump is going to get to finish his term, yes?, we're all agreed? 3 more years!"
Trump: "We will be here for three and a quarter years. For the Trump, that's like an eternity. For somebody else that doesn't sound long."
November 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
We've gone to from "Trump 2028" to "The Trump is going to get to finish his term, yes?, we're all agreed? 3 more years!"
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Marjorie Taylor Greene has been disliked by the left for years and years and had never had to fear for her life. She's been disliked by the right for 1 day and now has to hire security.
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene has been disliked by the left for years and years and had never had to fear for her life. She's been disliked by the right for 1 day and now has to hire security.