Ryno, cultist of the lamp
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A dog's stomach and a possum's heart
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THREAD
H2A guest worker visas are finally a big enough program that farmers are ready to switch to that instead of undoc'd workers.
That's why they're rounding up undoc'd people.
Farms don't really need them anymore, & they're "too hard to control."
That hasn't changed!
H2A guest worker visas are finally a big enough program that farmers are ready to switch to that instead of undoc'd workers.
That's why they're rounding up undoc'd people.
Farms don't really need them anymore, & they're "too hard to control."
That hasn't changed!
I'm calling bullshit on the media narrative that Trump is "pivoting" and "deescalating" on his ICE raids. The threshold is this: As long as the military occupations and the treatment of US cities as enemy territory continue, there's no pivot. ICE out. 1/
(New piece)
newrepublic.com/article/2057...
(New piece)
newrepublic.com/article/2057...
Donald Trump Is Frightened
Trump wants to appear eager to minimize out-of-control clashes between government militias and protesters. But he doesn’t want to stop the things causing those clashes in the first place.
newrepublic.com
January 28, 2026 at 1:41 PM
THREAD
H2A guest worker visas are finally a big enough program that farmers are ready to switch to that instead of undoc'd workers.
That's why they're rounding up undoc'd people.
Farms don't really need them anymore, & they're "too hard to control."
That hasn't changed!
H2A guest worker visas are finally a big enough program that farmers are ready to switch to that instead of undoc'd workers.
That's why they're rounding up undoc'd people.
Farms don't really need them anymore, & they're "too hard to control."
That hasn't changed!
so lemon pig 2026 is rotting
January 25, 2026 at 11:56 PM
so lemon pig 2026 is rotting
Lemon Pig lineage, 2024 - 2026
January 1, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Lemon Pig lineage, 2024 - 2026
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Remember to stock up on lemons today for your New Year Lemon Pig-making needs! 🍋
December 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Remember to stock up on lemons today for your New Year Lemon Pig-making needs! 🍋
none of those are veggies
December 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
none of those are veggies
they should invent a smoke alarm that alerts you to low batteries outside of the hours of 12-4am
November 11, 2025 at 11:47 AM
they should invent a smoke alarm that alerts you to low batteries outside of the hours of 12-4am
just in case anyone was wondering, a 2 gallon bucket will comfortably fit 82 boiled eggs plus marinade
October 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
just in case anyone was wondering, a 2 gallon bucket will comfortably fit 82 boiled eggs plus marinade
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wizard frog is insane
October 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
wizard frog is insane
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The Crow's Judgement
September 29, 2025 at 10:09 AM
The Crow's Judgement
made the apple mascot real fuckin sexy, just like you asked, boss
September 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
made the apple mascot real fuckin sexy, just like you asked, boss
cold goop is almost as good as hot slop
August 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
cold goop is almost as good as hot slop
blue-tailed skinks are my Bigfoot (I cannot get a clear photo of them)
July 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
blue-tailed skinks are my Bigfoot (I cannot get a clear photo of them)
they should invent a coffee that makes you focus
July 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
they should invent a coffee that makes you focus
found a freshly-emerged luna moth and watched it power up over ~4 hours; it took off at dusk
July 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
found a freshly-emerged luna moth and watched it power up over ~4 hours; it took off at dusk
Humidity? More like huhiity
July 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Humidity? More like huhiity
Whether you're looking for something sweet, sour, or a little bit spicy 😉, you can find it all on Dilly Dalliance, the only pickle-based dating app
July 16, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Whether you're looking for something sweet, sour, or a little bit spicy 😉, you can find it all on Dilly Dalliance, the only pickle-based dating app
why yes I do love the movie Independence Day
July 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
why yes I do love the movie Independence Day
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I AM A FANTASY ARTIST AND HERE IS MY FANTASY ART
July 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I AM A FANTASY ARTIST AND HERE IS MY FANTASY ART
it's easy to forget if you grew up with them but lightnin bugs (fireflies) are fuckin magical
June 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
it's easy to forget if you grew up with them but lightnin bugs (fireflies) are fuckin magical
thank you, honored defender
June 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
thank you, honored defender
for months now, there's been a widespread connectivity issue at work that has somehow missed affecting me. come to find out it's because the official workaround is "don't close your laptop"
June 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
for months now, there's been a widespread connectivity issue at work that has somehow missed affecting me. come to find out it's because the official workaround is "don't close your laptop"