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Mister Stu

@phorenzik.bsky.social

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General buffoonery. Sometimes a bit moany. Shows potential. #ActuallyAutistic A satirical thing I write: https://parpculture.com

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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · Jan 26

Ben Stiller followed me on here because I made a stupid, but mean comment about his films, whilst praising Severance.

Sorry @benstiller.redhour.com

You have earned my respect sir.

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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 6h

Raph's thumb looks a bit rude, if your brain works that way.

Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 10h

Good job you got rid now. They're being pulled from USA retailers now as they purge their stock

Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 10h

The only surprise here is that they're doing it now, instead of trying to shift their excess stock over the lucrative Xmas period

Wonder if Microsoft has killed the Xbox brand on purpose because of some tax write-off loophole?

There's no logical explanation for what they've done

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Slurmsadako MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 21h

GenAI truly was the worst technology to come along at this moment.

An energy and water guzzler when we most urgently need to take climate action.

A disinformation machine as our journalism fails.

A bias machine as fascism takes root.

A job killer in a cost of living crisis.

Bria "tries to write a book" Horses @thevoidencore.bsky.social · 6d

The "cognitive decline and brain damage from repeat COVID infections" and "easy to use robot that makes slop and melts your critical thinking skills" is a hell of a combo in a post-fact media ecosystem

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Michael Daly @michaeldaly64.bsky.social · 5d

Halloween is coming...

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Citizen Paul Templeman @paultempleman.bsky.social · 20h

Coming to a supermarket near you—cow eggs. Like chicken eggs but bigger and browner.

Jennifer Caroccio Maldonado, PhD @drcaromaldo.blacksky.app · 1d

Wait. What?

A carton of eggs that say farmer's cow. With a big old picture of a cow in it.

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Darkonius Mavakar @darkonius-mavakar.itch.io · 2d

Simon Belmont: "ah dang, I have low health, what will i do?!"

The ever so useful wall chicken:

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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 1d

I managed 2 minutes of the Graham Norton show last night.

Is he not allowed to ask anything other than "so, tell us about this new thing you're selling?"

The guests he gets and the possibilities are all squandered

An embarrassing, joyless, PR algorithm and nobody comes out of it looking good

Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 1d

Announce that you're autistic without knowing you're autistic

Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 1d

Netflix uses AI effects for first time to cut costs - www.bbc.com/news/article...

The excuse given was that projects that have smaller budgets need to use ai to compete

Perhaps, and bear with me, a multi billion dollar company should be giving them a bigger budget to alleviate this issue?

Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 2d

100% this.

UK mags had character. The personality of the writers shone through.

This is lacking in 99% of online games coverage today.

It's just so sterile and soulless.

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Anonymous X @anonymousx.bsky.social · 2d

Someone at workplace just converted a PNG to a JPG by printing out the PNG image and putting the resulting printout in a flatbed scanner, whereby the resulting scan was automatically saved as a JPG. 🫤

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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 2d

These all sound like curious dances that Lance Corporal Boiled Egg would do

Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 2d

What was the post that brought this about?

Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 2d

Never accountable?

He's literally the most sued man in Britain!

inews.co.uk/culture/ian-...

'Most sued man' Ian Hislop writes play exploring free speech

The much-sued editor of Private Eye Ian Hislop has penned a play exploring freedom of speech set for a month-long […]

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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 2d

If you ever interview them, you must ask them this question.

Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 2d

They've reinvented this meme

Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 2d

You got bullied for wearing Hi-Tec at my school.

It was only marginally better than Gola.

Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 2d

Huge surprise

Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 3d

First look at "Primal" Season 3 (by Genndy Tartakovsky).
Coming January 2026 on Adult Swim.

Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 3d

I was very young when I saw it (about 13) and thought it was pap even then

Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 3d

Has anyone asked RFK how circumcision relates to autism in non Jewish people or girls?

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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 3d

That's one way to recoup the 250 million that's just been spunked away on the latest flop

ToyBro @toybro.bsky.social · 3d

Tron Haslab is live, $259.99

www.hasbropulse.com/product/G354...

Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 3d

The third one is the only one I've seen, so I never watched any of the others.

Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 3d

Watched them all because I'm stupid

Knew it wouldn't get better but wasn't prepared for it to get worse

Didn't think it was possible

100% miscast and 90% complete bullshit, whilst pretending otherwise

It even manages to make Mindhunter shit

Everyone featured should sue for defamation

Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 4d

I'm 6 episodes into that Ed Gein thing and it's crap

Don't know whether to see it through or just bail out now

Most of it is totally made up and it punches down all the time because it thinks its audience won't understand subtext

No subtly at all

All done for shock value and it's so tiresome

Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 3d

The #Pointless Ghostbusters question is one of the most excruciatingly frustrating things I've ever witnessed on TV

Jesus Christ!

Watch it on iPlayer if you want to be enraged.