Mister Stu
@phorenzik.bsky.social
General buffoonery. Sometimes a bit moany. Shows potential. #ActuallyAutistic
A satirical thing I write: https://parpculture.com
A satirical thing I write: https://parpculture.com
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Mister Stu
@phorenzik.bsky.social
· Jan 26
Ben Stiller followed me on here because I made a stupid, but mean comment about his films, whilst praising Severance.
Sorry @benstiller.redhour.com
You have earned my respect sir.
Sorry @benstiller.redhour.com
You have earned my respect sir.
Mouth ulcers
How can something so small cause so much pain & discomfort?
How can something so small cause so much pain & discomfort?
November 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Mouth ulcers
How can something so small cause so much pain & discomfort?
How can something so small cause so much pain & discomfort?
Show me a person in charge that knows what they're doing and I'll show you a liar.
November 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Show me a person in charge that knows what they're doing and I'll show you a liar.
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Did I just see the Arcade version of Ghouls N Ghosts being passed off a NES version in #StrangerThings
A game that didn't come out until 1988, which is a year AFTER this series is set?
I can ignore the Hang On cab with the LCD screen, but not this!
A game that didn't come out until 1988, which is a year AFTER this series is set?
I can ignore the Hang On cab with the LCD screen, but not this!
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Did I just see the Arcade version of Ghouls N Ghosts being passed off a NES version in #StrangerThings
A game that didn't come out until 1988, which is a year AFTER this series is set?
I can ignore the Hang On cab with the LCD screen, but not this!
A game that didn't come out until 1988, which is a year AFTER this series is set?
I can ignore the Hang On cab with the LCD screen, but not this!
Pretend you're Rachel Reeves by talking in a monotone voice and not showing any humanity
November 27, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Pretend you're Rachel Reeves by talking in a monotone voice and not showing any humanity
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🫧最新情報🫧
『#バブルボブル シュガーダンジョン』の発売を記念し、タイトーオンラインクレーン限定のバブルン&ボブルンのぬいぐるみが登場決定🎉
✨12月3日(水)から✨
国内でのバブルンぬいぐるみ登場は11年ぶり😳
ボブルンはそれ以上…⁉️
ぜひゲットしてください🎵
www.taito-olcg.com/web/top/
#タイクレ
『#バブルボブル シュガーダンジョン』の発売を記念し、タイトーオンラインクレーン限定のバブルン&ボブルンのぬいぐるみが登場決定🎉
✨12月3日(水)から✨
国内でのバブルンぬいぐるみ登場は11年ぶり😳
ボブルンはそれ以上…⁉️
ぜひゲットしてください🎵
www.taito-olcg.com/web/top/
#タイクレ
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
🫧最新情報🫧
『#バブルボブル シュガーダンジョン』の発売を記念し、タイトーオンラインクレーン限定のバブルン&ボブルンのぬいぐるみが登場決定🎉
✨12月3日(水)から✨
国内でのバブルンぬいぐるみ登場は11年ぶり😳
ボブルンはそれ以上…⁉️
ぜひゲットしてください🎵
www.taito-olcg.com/web/top/
#タイクレ
『#バブルボブル シュガーダンジョン』の発売を記念し、タイトーオンラインクレーン限定のバブルン&ボブルンのぬいぐるみが登場決定🎉
✨12月3日(水)から✨
国内でのバブルンぬいぐるみ登場は11年ぶり😳
ボブルンはそれ以上…⁉️
ぜひゲットしてください🎵
www.taito-olcg.com/web/top/
#タイクレ
I will NEVER accept Glen Powell as a movie star.
Never.
Never.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I will NEVER accept Glen Powell as a movie star.
Never.
Never.
Go on, give it a watch to cheer yourself up.
It's WAAAAAY more traumatic than Watership Down
It's WAAAAAY more traumatic than Watership Down
"The Plague Dogs" animated feature film is available for free on Youtube (North America only).
Directed in 1982 by Martin Rosen ("Watership Down").
Brad Bird worked on it as an animator.
>> www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWnC...
Directed in 1982 by Martin Rosen ("Watership Down").
Brad Bird worked on it as an animator.
>> www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWnC...
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Go on, give it a watch to cheer yourself up.
It's WAAAAAY more traumatic than Watership Down
It's WAAAAAY more traumatic than Watership Down
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My attendance record in the European Parliament was the 4th worst out of 751 MEPs, yet I managed to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation.
Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.
Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.
November 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
My attendance record in the European Parliament was the 4th worst out of 751 MEPs, yet I managed to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation.
Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.
Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.
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Good news everyone
Latest series of #FamilyFortunes will 'never be shown' following latest allegations against Gino D'Acampo, which the presenter denies. More details:
www.tvzoneuk.com/post/familyf...
www.tvzoneuk.com/post/familyf...
FAMILY FORTUNES: LATEST SERIES 'WILL NEVER BE SHOWN' FOLLOWING GINO D'ACAMPO ALLEGATIONS
The latest series of Family Fortunes will 'never be aired' on ITV following a string of allegations of bullying and sexually inappropriate behaviour against its presenter Gino D'Acampo unearthed by an...
www.tvzoneuk.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Good news everyone
Just caught the DHL man having a wazz on next door's garden.
November 24, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Just caught the DHL man having a wazz on next door's garden.
Is Strictly really THAT big of a deal that it has to be on as much as it is?
It's literally every fucking day if you include all the bullshit behind the scenes shit.
It's literally every fucking day if you include all the bullshit behind the scenes shit.
November 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Is Strictly really THAT big of a deal that it has to be on as much as it is?
It's literally every fucking day if you include all the bullshit behind the scenes shit.
It's literally every fucking day if you include all the bullshit behind the scenes shit.
LG Google speaker no longer plays the radio because of planned obsolescence and the Nest Hub Max I bought a few years ago fails to respond to basic 'turn this off/off' requests.
I've just thrown it across the room for failing 5 times in a row to turn a device off
Feel so relieved now
I've just thrown it across the room for failing 5 times in a row to turn a device off
Feel so relieved now
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
LG Google speaker no longer plays the radio because of planned obsolescence and the Nest Hub Max I bought a few years ago fails to respond to basic 'turn this off/off' requests.
I've just thrown it across the room for failing 5 times in a row to turn a device off
Feel so relieved now
I've just thrown it across the room for failing 5 times in a row to turn a device off
Feel so relieved now
Bluesky android app has a terrible score on the Play Store
November 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Bluesky android app has a terrible score on the Play Store
Something really disingenuous about Sheridan Smith on the One Show, absolutely beaming whilst describing her new role playing a depressed, struggling person in whatever tosh she's trying to flog.
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Something really disingenuous about Sheridan Smith on the One Show, absolutely beaming whilst describing her new role playing a depressed, struggling person in whatever tosh she's trying to flog.
Fucking hell
BBC announces new comedy #Shedites for Christmas, written by and starring #MrsBrownsBoys' Brendan O'Carroll. More details:
www.tvzoneuk.com/post/shedite...
www.tvzoneuk.com/post/shedite...
SHEDITES: CASTING ANNOUNCED FOR NEW BBC COMEDY FROM MRS BROWN BOY'S BRENDAN O'CARROLL AS FILMING BEGINS
Filming has begun on BBC One and iPlayer’s brand new comedy special Shedites, created and written by Paddy Houlihan, set in and around the men’s shed in a village in Ireland.Made by BBC Studios Comedy...
www.tvzoneuk.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Fucking hell
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From the CWS ARCHIVES. May 2020. COVID. ‘Let the bodies pile high’ Johnson.
November 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
From the CWS ARCHIVES. May 2020. COVID. ‘Let the bodies pile high’ Johnson.
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"Primal" Season 3 release date: January 11, 2026 (Adult Swim / HBO Max).
November 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
"Primal" Season 3 release date: January 11, 2026 (Adult Swim / HBO Max).
#Argos are shit
Ordered something that said in stock and available to immediately collect today from my local store
Order email says ready to collect on 24th November
This has happened with the last 3 things I've bought from them
Only used them cos I need it now and it said it was in stock
Ordered something that said in stock and available to immediately collect today from my local store
Order email says ready to collect on 24th November
This has happened with the last 3 things I've bought from them
Only used them cos I need it now and it said it was in stock
November 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
#Argos are shit
Ordered something that said in stock and available to immediately collect today from my local store
Order email says ready to collect on 24th November
This has happened with the last 3 things I've bought from them
Only used them cos I need it now and it said it was in stock
Ordered something that said in stock and available to immediately collect today from my local store
Order email says ready to collect on 24th November
This has happened with the last 3 things I've bought from them
Only used them cos I need it now and it said it was in stock
My LG Google asst speaker won't play the radio any more
Worked fine up until Monday
Every time I ask, it says 'sorry this speaker cant do that'
All other queries work fine, apart from the radio
I think Google's killed the function on purpose cos it's an unsupported, older 3rd party device
Worked fine up until Monday
Every time I ask, it says 'sorry this speaker cant do that'
All other queries work fine, apart from the radio
I think Google's killed the function on purpose cos it's an unsupported, older 3rd party device
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
My LG Google asst speaker won't play the radio any more
Worked fine up until Monday
Every time I ask, it says 'sorry this speaker cant do that'
All other queries work fine, apart from the radio
I think Google's killed the function on purpose cos it's an unsupported, older 3rd party device
Worked fine up until Monday
Every time I ask, it says 'sorry this speaker cant do that'
All other queries work fine, apart from the radio
I think Google's killed the function on purpose cos it's an unsupported, older 3rd party device
Creating art with ai is exactly the same as creating a meal made out of shit.
November 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Creating art with ai is exactly the same as creating a meal made out of shit.