phroureo
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The guy with the dogs (Tucker, Rocco, and Benny). Legoholic. Obsessed tv binger. Casual gamer (games are better with friends).
He/Him
He/Him
Found some pics of me from right after high school while I was home for Christmas and am way too entertained by the two tone nature of my hair.
Tldr: was life guard, sunbleached hair, mom cut it right before trip (hence no blend), hair underneath wasn't sun bleached, top was, two tone anime hair.
Tldr: was life guard, sunbleached hair, mom cut it right before trip (hence no blend), hair underneath wasn't sun bleached, top was, two tone anime hair.
December 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Found some pics of me from right after high school while I was home for Christmas and am way too entertained by the two tone nature of my hair.
Tldr: was life guard, sunbleached hair, mom cut it right before trip (hence no blend), hair underneath wasn't sun bleached, top was, two tone anime hair.
Tldr: was life guard, sunbleached hair, mom cut it right before trip (hence no blend), hair underneath wasn't sun bleached, top was, two tone anime hair.
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in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
December 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
Chat I got a bunch of PlayStation gift cards for Christmas hit me with your game suggestions (hypothetically stuff that's not available or at least not as good on PC)
December 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Chat I got a bunch of PlayStation gift cards for Christmas hit me with your game suggestions (hypothetically stuff that's not available or at least not as good on PC)
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I loved this. And I want to note the whole “there were no autistic people before …” discourse has an answer here: just the people were sent away in the incarceration (yes “care homes” like this), and if they fled, they were just abandoned by society, usually to die.
December 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I loved this. And I want to note the whole “there were no autistic people before …” discourse has an answer here: just the people were sent away in the incarceration (yes “care homes” like this), and if they fled, they were just abandoned by society, usually to die.
Merry Christmas from me and the boys! Hope you all have a lovely 2026.
(art by the wonderful @byelacey.bsky.social)
(art by the wonderful @byelacey.bsky.social)
December 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Merry Christmas from me and the boys! Hope you all have a lovely 2026.
(art by the wonderful @byelacey.bsky.social)
(art by the wonderful @byelacey.bsky.social)
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Excited to report that I’ve found an all-natural alternative to Ozempic that helped me lose 5 lbs in just one week without a single injection or pill. It’s called norovirus
December 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Excited to report that I’ve found an all-natural alternative to Ozempic that helped me lose 5 lbs in just one week without a single injection or pill. It’s called norovirus
There's a reason my Steam name was Big Dumper for a few months.
Aaron Judge may have won AL MVP, but 2025 was The Year of Big Dumper: www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5hs...
The Year of Big Dumper | Baseball Bits
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December 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
There's a reason my Steam name was Big Dumper for a few months.
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Dude I am officially so done with speedrun leaderboard discourse
December 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Dude I am officially so done with speedrun leaderboard discourse
The fun part of that tweet was that this happened to my roof last week too so it was really one more thing going wrong that was going to break me forever.
December 15, 2025 at 5:39 AM
The fun part of that tweet was that this happened to my roof last week too so it was really one more thing going wrong that was going to break me forever.
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*spotting someone at the gym* there you are!
December 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
*spotting someone at the gym* there you are!
Do you think the church people know how much I stress about being in charge of the holiday party?
My entire week has been shot because I'm like two things going wrong away from a permanent panic attack.
My entire week has been shot because I'm like two things going wrong away from a permanent panic attack.
December 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Do you think the church people know how much I stress about being in charge of the holiday party?
My entire week has been shot because I'm like two things going wrong away from a permanent panic attack.
My entire week has been shot because I'm like two things going wrong away from a permanent panic attack.
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Hey! I've got a few days off so I'm thinkin I'd do some free sketches for folks!
Just drop a description of your #D&D #dnd #ttrpg #pathfinder character in the comments and I'll try and follow up with some drawings.
Give a follow if you'd like (not necessary), and/or retweet for visibility please!
Just drop a description of your #D&D #dnd #ttrpg #pathfinder character in the comments and I'll try and follow up with some drawings.
Give a follow if you'd like (not necessary), and/or retweet for visibility please!
December 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Hey! I've got a few days off so I'm thinkin I'd do some free sketches for folks!
Just drop a description of your #D&D #dnd #ttrpg #pathfinder character in the comments and I'll try and follow up with some drawings.
Give a follow if you'd like (not necessary), and/or retweet for visibility please!
Just drop a description of your #D&D #dnd #ttrpg #pathfinder character in the comments and I'll try and follow up with some drawings.
Give a follow if you'd like (not necessary), and/or retweet for visibility please!
Lacey's pet portraits are the BEST.
i’m taking more portrait commissions this month! i cannot guarantee delivery by the holidays but if you’d like one, check out the thread below ✨
NEXT WEEK! ✨ i'm opening pet portrait commissions once again! $60USD gets you a single portrait of your pet! great as gifts for the upcoming holiday season, or just to treat yourself. get your emails in through the weekend to get on this batch!
please see the threaded posts below for more info:
please see the threaded posts below for more info:
December 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Lacey's pet portraits are the BEST.
Yay it's swift art day! (Swift is the best)
Hi all, I'm in need of a bit of help so that I can continue to have health insurance, I really hate asking for money for free without giving anything in return so I am doing a marathon on my channel next week to help this!
Starts December 8th, I'll be doing 6 hour streams!
Starts December 8th, I'll be doing 6 hour streams!
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Yay it's swift art day! (Swift is the best)
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Me: Bram Stoker is a lot less cool when you find out his name was “Abraham”
She: Of course, what did you think Bram was short for?
Me, sweating: … Bramjamin?
She: Of course, what did you think Bram was short for?
Me, sweating: … Bramjamin?
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Me: Bram Stoker is a lot less cool when you find out his name was “Abraham”
She: Of course, what did you think Bram was short for?
Me, sweating: … Bramjamin?
She: Of course, what did you think Bram was short for?
Me, sweating: … Bramjamin?
My 5 year old nephew's hyperfixation, instead of dinosaurs or trucks, is fish, and has been since he was REALLY little.
This has massive him energy.
This has massive him energy.
One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
December 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
My 5 year old nephew's hyperfixation, instead of dinosaurs or trucks, is fish, and has been since he was REALLY little.
This has massive him energy.
This has massive him energy.
Thinking of the time in high school that my mom made 6 different cakes (all my favorites) for my birthday and told me to invite all my friends. I invited like 20 people and no one showed up so I just ate cake for like 3 days.
December 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Thinking of the time in high school that my mom made 6 different cakes (all my favorites) for my birthday and told me to invite all my friends. I invited like 20 people and no one showed up so I just ate cake for like 3 days.
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i was in the top 0.02% of his listeners this year
December 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
i was in the top 0.02% of his listeners this year
Heck it, over 30 post a selfie
34 years old 🫡
34 years old 🫡
November 30, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Heck it, over 30 post a selfie
34 years old 🫡
34 years old 🫡
I got invited to a Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow and got a bit sad that I wasn't gonna get any dessert leftovers so I did what any rational person would do
I made 3 family sized desserts for myself that I will eat over the next week. (a flan, a pie, and a banana pudding)
I made 3 family sized desserts for myself that I will eat over the next week. (a flan, a pie, and a banana pudding)
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I got invited to a Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow and got a bit sad that I wasn't gonna get any dessert leftovers so I did what any rational person would do
I made 3 family sized desserts for myself that I will eat over the next week. (a flan, a pie, and a banana pudding)
I made 3 family sized desserts for myself that I will eat over the next week. (a flan, a pie, and a banana pudding)
Just finished Malice by @johngwynneauthor.bsky.social and it was SO good. Immediately (like, within 30 seconds of finishing) went to the bookstore to buy the next 3 books in the series.
Big recommend if you like high fantasy with engaging characters and a very readable style. Def 1 of my new favs!
Big recommend if you like high fantasy with engaging characters and a very readable style. Def 1 of my new favs!
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Just finished Malice by @johngwynneauthor.bsky.social and it was SO good. Immediately (like, within 30 seconds of finishing) went to the bookstore to buy the next 3 books in the series.
Big recommend if you like high fantasy with engaging characters and a very readable style. Def 1 of my new favs!
Big recommend if you like high fantasy with engaging characters and a very readable style. Def 1 of my new favs!
Fun fact: based on my experience, if you tell someone who is a product manager "I hate product managers" they will say, verbatim, "I'm one of the good ones" 100% of the time.
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Fun fact: based on my experience, if you tell someone who is a product manager "I hate product managers" they will say, verbatim, "I'm one of the good ones" 100% of the time.
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Guess who's got two thumbs and more stuff to make his home warranty pay for! This guy! (Electrical problems this time :) )
November 20, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Guess who's got two thumbs and more stuff to make his home warranty pay for! This guy! (Electrical problems this time :) )