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pinegreenscent.bsky.social
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Just working my cosmic plot of space
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shes right, it was my idea to have kamala enlist The Cheney Clan to go on a human entrail spreading spree
February 4, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Ladies: if youre thinking about getting into sports gambling because you want to meet men I have a secret for you: dont.
February 4, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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February 4, 2026 at 5:03 PM
So just so I understand - Amazon got rid of the sports and book sections of their paper.

Which would cover the sports they broadcast and the books they sell.

And replace this with....nothing.

Cool. Good thing neither of those things need press to keep them going.
February 4, 2026 at 5:08 PM
What is Graham Linehan doing testifying anywhere.

Go lie down in a gutter an fucking die from booze you fat loaded potato
February 4, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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The consistency of the awfulness of this administration is unparalleled.
Reporter: Do you plan to apologize to the family of Alex Pretti?

Vance: For what?
February 4, 2026 at 3:21 PM
The #1 reason people dont go to therapy is because its fucking expensive even if your insurance covers it.

Telling people to go to therapy is the laziest form of social advocacy and unless celebrities are opening the equivalency of free clinics for mental health they can shut the fuck up forever.
February 3, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Also: was Theo Von not available for segments @thedailyshow.com?

I mean Whitney Cummings is certainly A CHOICE but surely you can get a better right wing chud?
February 3, 2026 at 6:24 PM
You know what's more disappointing than Jon Stewart still pretending we can vote our way out of this?

Everyone saying he needs to run for office. No thanks. We've already had center-right dems run for office.
February 3, 2026 at 6:22 PM
There's 2 intellectual habits Americans cant quit: Manichaenism and some version of "at least this liar is honest to me when they tell me theyre robbing me"
February 2, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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In our current landscape, the moral high ground grants no advantage.
January 28, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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straight up Gestapo shit
January 31, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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Joe Rogan has to be the dumbest motherfucker in the world. When Andrew Schultz comes off as smarter than you you are medically stupid
January 29, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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Recall that Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered not long ago by a fake cop who showed up at their door looking like this guy
This is from Georgia Fort’s video.

DEA?!? Gotta be a “task force.”
January 30, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Liberals in government: stop quitting and make them fire you.

They tell you to resign? Make them put it in writing.

They tell you they'll make your life hell if you stay? Nah. Make their life hell by being a competent obstructionist.

MAGA has shown us you dont need to be good to be effective.
January 29, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Coffee is not a personality
January 29, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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There are people with principled takes on the 2nd Amendment, like the 1st.

But if you ever believed that the American Right broadly supported 2nd Amendment rights, as opposed to rights for people who agreed with them, you are a fool.
Trump: "With that being said, you can't have guns. You can't walk in with guns. You just can't. You can't walk in with guns. You can't do that. But it's just a very unfortunate incident."
January 27, 2026 at 8:34 PM
American Evangelicalism is so bad that our ancestors are going to look at the Protestant Reformation at large to be one of the biggest mistakes in history
January 28, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested.
January 25, 2026 at 1:15 AM
The balls on Ultimate Guitar Tabs to not only put the free inputted work they hosted on their website behind a paywall but to unleash an AI to charge even more for a subscription?

Why does everything have the be anything but the thing we want it to do? Why cant anything be for the consumer!?
January 22, 2026 at 10:32 PM
You can see that the lack of staff at the White House is getting to Leavitt and Wiles because Trump looks and sounds like shit and hasnt had any of his usual magic at the podium
January 21, 2026 at 9:11 PM
There is nothing more embarrassing than saying you, an adult, have worth because you can remember a popular children's performer or toy from your childhood.
January 20, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Gen X will scream NO POLITICS while wearing a campaign shirt
January 17, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Gen X wont go to therapy but will pathologize everyone else
January 17, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Next time a Gen Xer calls you a slur, says backwards racist shit, or just straight up says theyre not political while wearing a blue line flag punisher shirt just call them a Boomer.

Because they are. They are Boomers in younger bodies.
January 17, 2026 at 4:06 PM