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That's some nice context you've got there. Be a shame if anything happened to it.
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MegadeadInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 10h
I will literally do this for only $30 million dollars.

www.theverge.com/news/799312/...
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
ChatGPT is about to get flirty.
www.theverge.com
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MegadeadInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 11h
Dropping this into convos at the Capital One Cafe as I dip the tip of my biscotti
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MegadeadInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 14h
Cringe skeets get tha treats
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MegadeadInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 16h
Tulpa Tulpmeleon, you come and go
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 1d
Miss Major Griffin-Gracy, an activist who took part in Stonewall and remained an advocate for the decades that followed, including caring for AIDS patients & pioneering needle exchange & defending the rights of incarcerated trans people on both coasts, passed away. www.advocate.com/news/miss-ma...
Miss Major Griffin-Gracy, activist since Stonewall, has died
The LGBTQ+ community — and particularly the transgender community — has lost an iconic activist.
www.advocate.com
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MegadeadInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 16h
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing
picture of a naked mole rat stretched out on the ground munching on a bit of apple.
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MegadeadInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 16h
You look very fleek, Sir.
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MegadeadInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 18h
It was invented by the Russian chef Soghi Dhindin
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MegadeadInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 1d
tonight I make nightbread. Bread of the night.
proofed bread in a red dutch oven ready to go in the oven.
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 1d
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MegadeadInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 1d
Amateur flirting pre-2010:
"Wow! What gym do you go to?"

Amateur flirting post-2010:
"Which site are you getting your marshmallow inflation lore from?"
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MegadeadInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 1d
That eps killed me. Also the bear discourse was spot-on too.

Alas, RIP CHB.
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 1d
Front page of Scottish newspaper The National today.
How Genocide Happened
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MegadeadInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 1d
Ben, Hesse, and Jacque are writing your O-binch-you-scarie rn
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MegadeadInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 1d
4 maybe 5 when we need 8 to 10s
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MegadeadInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 1d
Investing $300 billion into this post immediately, expecting ha-yuuuuge returns
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John R. @tribe.bsky.social · 1d
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MegadeadInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 1d
*cough, cough* Like and.... subscribe
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MegadeadInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 2d
Ron Howard asks, "What if we add facehugger eggs to that beach?
Movie placard for 1985s Cacoon
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MegadeadInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 2d
It's called a BLADE of grass for a reason, people! Wake UP!
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MegadeadInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 2d
Post and Lintel. That's all anyone really needs. Post and Lintel.
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MegadeadInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 2d
With the CDC gone I'm left to divine the state of communicable diseases by how many polyps manifest on my local butcher has this week.
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MegadeadInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 3d
What if all along, his real name was Lared Jeto and none of us had even the faintest clue?
Jesus Leto staring down one of Elons dumb robots in some kinda Hollywood Blvd gutter drama kabuki
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MegadeadInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 3d
There is only one knob in that kitchen, and it ain't on dem cupboards
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Jason Adams @jamnpp.bsky.social · 3d
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
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