Plant Parenthood
@plantparenthood.bsky.social
Musician, brother, husband, good gay son, father of felines, cancer survivor. Native Baltimorean, present-day Houstonian. Ethically non-monogamous. Left-handed lefty. Gymnastics stan. BLM. YIMBY/Abundant Housing, TRAINS. He/Him.
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okay I get it now
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
okay I get it now
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I lost my job, I can't afford turkey or pie, and my kids have measles. But at least I'm not seeing any trans people in the Macy's parade.
November 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I lost my job, I can't afford turkey or pie, and my kids have measles. But at least I'm not seeing any trans people in the Macy's parade.
Ok daddy but what about OUR Thanksgiving?????
November 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Ok daddy but what about OUR Thanksgiving?????
Walmart exec: You will be much happier as a serf.
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Walmart exec: You will be much happier as a serf.
5:10 left in the half and so far the refs have:
-Let KC’s defense line up offsides twice
-Let KC interfere with a pass
-Let KC rough the passer blatantly
Some things never change.
-Let KC’s defense line up offsides twice
-Let KC interfere with a pass
-Let KC rough the passer blatantly
Some things never change.
November 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
5:10 left in the half and so far the refs have:
-Let KC’s defense line up offsides twice
-Let KC interfere with a pass
-Let KC rough the passer blatantly
Some things never change.
-Let KC’s defense line up offsides twice
-Let KC interfere with a pass
-Let KC rough the passer blatantly
Some things never change.
Absolute optimal urinal design. This is praxis.
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Absolute optimal urinal design. This is praxis.
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Not great, dismal.
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Not great, dismal.
What a great way for these people to spend Thanksgiving instead of being home with their loved ones.
Place National Guard in harm’s way for no good reason. Two members are tragically and unnecessarily shot. The reckless regime’s response: We’re sending 500 more National Guard troops! What a disgrace.
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
What a great way for these people to spend Thanksgiving instead of being home with their loved ones.
Early 40s John Steinbeck could destroy me. Credit, reputation, asshole, mouth, mind. All of it.
November 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Early 40s John Steinbeck could destroy me. Credit, reputation, asshole, mouth, mind. All of it.
Why is every teen actor is named "McKenna Rachel Grace" or "Jonah Dupont-Rupont"
November 26, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Why is every teen actor is named "McKenna Rachel Grace" or "Jonah Dupont-Rupont"
Poor Things has convinced me we never should have adopted modernism, and we should’ve just ridden Art Noveau until the wheels fell off.
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Poor Things has convinced me we never should have adopted modernism, and we should’ve just ridden Art Noveau until the wheels fell off.
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So who leaked the Witkoff Tapes?
1) France
2) Germany
3) Denmark
4) Dark horse Australia
5) Canada
6) Rubio’s team
It’s hard to say because EVERYONE has tapes on Witkoff and Kushner. They’re just real estate dudes. They use open lines. Possibly hotel phones
1) France
2) Germany
3) Denmark
4) Dark horse Australia
5) Canada
6) Rubio’s team
It’s hard to say because EVERYONE has tapes on Witkoff and Kushner. They’re just real estate dudes. They use open lines. Possibly hotel phones
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
So who leaked the Witkoff Tapes?
1) France
2) Germany
3) Denmark
4) Dark horse Australia
5) Canada
6) Rubio’s team
It’s hard to say because EVERYONE has tapes on Witkoff and Kushner. They’re just real estate dudes. They use open lines. Possibly hotel phones
1) France
2) Germany
3) Denmark
4) Dark horse Australia
5) Canada
6) Rubio’s team
It’s hard to say because EVERYONE has tapes on Witkoff and Kushner. They’re just real estate dudes. They use open lines. Possibly hotel phones
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This is totally unfair. Witkoff and Kushner had extensive help from the Russian foreign ministry, and they are trying to hog all the credit. SMH.
One man -- Marco Rubio -- serves this country as both National Security Adviser and Secretary of State.
And he was nowhere near the drafting of that Ukraine 'peace plan,' which was instead devised by the president's real-estate buddy and his son-in-law.
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www.wsj.com/world/russia...
And he was nowhere near the drafting of that Ukraine 'peace plan,' which was instead devised by the president's real-estate buddy and his son-in-law.
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www.wsj.com/world/russia...
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
This is totally unfair. Witkoff and Kushner had extensive help from the Russian foreign ministry, and they are trying to hog all the credit. SMH.
Neither of these men understand a single goddamn thing about comedy or even what makes humans laugh.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Neither of these men understand a single goddamn thing about comedy or even what makes humans laugh.
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November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
It is now our patriotic duty to look like total dogshit every single time we go to the airport.
Duffy: "Trump talks about the golden age of transportation. But the golden age in transportation truly begins with you ... People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly ... so we want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season: Help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
It is now our patriotic duty to look like total dogshit every single time we go to the airport.
pro tip: if a mans wants you to watch one of his dopey man movies with him you don’t even need to pay attention just turn to him and go “holy shit” every time the music gets really loud
November 24, 2025 at 1:05 PM
pro tip: if a mans wants you to watch one of his dopey man movies with him you don’t even need to pay attention just turn to him and go “holy shit” every time the music gets really loud
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If you’re a journalist who’s still on Twitter, from now on in your writing you have to replace “the American people want” with “troll bots in Eastern Europe demand”
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
If you’re a journalist who’s still on Twitter, from now on in your writing you have to replace “the American people want” with “troll bots in Eastern Europe demand”
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
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the last 24 hours on X, summed up:
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
the last 24 hours on X, summed up:
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Our campaign was anchored in the voices of struggling New Yorkers. Yesterday, we brought those voices straight to the Oval Office. We made clear that housing, safety, and lower costs are what New Yorkers need and what our administration will deliver.
November 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Our campaign was anchored in the voices of struggling New Yorkers. Yesterday, we brought those voices straight to the Oval Office. We made clear that housing, safety, and lower costs are what New Yorkers need and what our administration will deliver.
This kid is absolute magic.
Zohran Mamdani standing beside the President of the United States just said that the US is funding Israel's genocide and yet can't take care of its own unhoused children on live television.
I never thought I'd see something like that in my lifetime
I never thought I'd see something like that in my lifetime
November 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
This kid is absolute magic.
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
I can’t believe he didn’t take Acela what a total betrayal.
November 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I can’t believe he didn’t take Acela what a total betrayal.