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Minneapolis. Certified “nice guy”. Don’t forget your sunscreen. He/They
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the main reason to buy cheap coffee is it tastes bad but gets the job done. the main reason to buy expensive coffee gear and specialty beans is it tastes bad and it's your fault. once again everything comes back to catholic brain or protestant brain
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
There are two kinds of stomach bug. The kind where you puke a few times, get it all out, then can ease back into eating, and the kind where you’re puking every hour for 24 hours even when nothing comes out. Guess which one hit me this morning? Better now than on Thursday I suppose.
November 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Was about to post that I finally turned on the Vikings game but before I could finish typing I decided to turn it off. Yeesh
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Tyler the Creator "Unfollow me now I've wanted this for years what the fuck" tweet dot jpg.
November 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Once again restating @patrickfenelon.bsky.social ’s proposal. If you’ve ever appeared in a photo with Epstein you’re forever barred from public office, even if you appeared in the background of one incidentally.
November 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Hold up
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
It took me years to realize that when coworkers would talk about how many points a deer they hunted was, they weren’t talking some arbitrary scoring system I didn't know about, but how many points they had on their antlers. And by years I mean I was nearly thirty.
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Bringing this back for the true sickos.
November 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Obligatory “I went to college with this guy!” post. He was an uber nerd but really nice guy.
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.

He is a computer safety researcher.

And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.

In under 1600 words.

aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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I just want my country to treat people the way my parents told me to treat people. I don't get why this is so hard, & I never will
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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If he does pull this out, there's a book to be written about how he and his cronies transformed one of the most democratically engaged cities in America into a bitter, cynical place where a widely despised mayor can somehow magically win three terms.
Minneapolis mayoral results will continue to be tabulated tomorrow. Mayor Jacob Frey says "it looks damn good for us." He says "Minneapolis is on the rise."
November 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
After last night I am officially leaving New York City (taking the train to Connecticut for work)
November 5, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Election Day Nextdoor is a buffet of great takes.
November 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a gif
November 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Please God let Clayton Kershaw throw the losing pitch
November 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I got on the stationary bike in the 7th inning and said I’d stop when the game ends. Here is me tomorrow.
November 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Holy shit. A hit by pitch?!
November 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Looks like I picked a bad week to fly into New York.
80% of air traffic controllers absent at New York facilities.

The system is at breaking point.
November 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Này your Halloween be blessed with lots of Salted Nut Rolls.
October 31, 2025 at 6:31 PM
linkedin is more suited for this post than Bluesky, but I’ll be in hell before posting there. If you send me an email with the subject “Confirming for Next Week” but it’s actually a cold email asking for an intro meeting when we’ve never corresponded before, I’m instantly blocking you.
October 30, 2025 at 1:27 PM
My company is hosting a cribbage tournament. Last week I lost against a coworker who’d never played in their life. Today I lost against some who had only played in the previous round and never before then.
October 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I officially get to vote against a whole bunch of Tesla proxy proposals at work! Too bad we only get a few dozen shares worth of votes.
October 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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October 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I solemnly vow that if Frey loses the Minneapolis mayoral election (and especially if Fateh wins), I will log onto my Ward 13 neighborhood’s NextDoor and post tears.
October 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM