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E-house of Horror XLVII
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Making it awkward.
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E-house of Horror XLVII @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 5h
Probably not
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E-house of Horror XLVII @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 10h
It’s his and Weird Al’s 66th birthday today too if you need a soundtrack between movies
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E-house of Horror XLVII @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 11h
I do my best to be as such
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E-house of Horror XLVII @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 23h
Mind the ICE nazis
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E-house of Horror XLVII @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 23h
Blasting that one likes to have killed me. Probably 3 days for another shot but I’d really have to do some kegels for custom orders.
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E-house of Horror XLVII @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 1d
Explains why I just came a toy car.
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E-house of Horror XLVII @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 1d
I prefer fresh water drugs, less maintenance.
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E-house of Horror XLVII @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 1d
Now who’s lucky?
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E-house of Horror XLVII @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 1d
Good thing I’m pretty
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E-house of Horror XLVII @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 1d
It doesn’t count in cars. It’s ok to be unpleasant to people in 3000lb death machines trying to murder you for their own convenience.
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E-house of Horror XLVII @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 1d
Now that you’re a celebrity you can make absurd demands. You know like a big cup of m&ms with all the brown ones picked out.
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E-house of Horror XLVII @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 1d
I didn’t need to see the nazi bare chested.
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E-house of Horror XLVII @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 1d
I wasn’t doin nothin
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E-house of Horror XLVII @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 2d
What kind of cheese?
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E-house of Horror XLVII @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 2d
None here, never felt strongly enough about something to etch it on my skin.
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E-house of Horror XLVII @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 2d
Seriously though why do they only play Hell’s Bells at Ford Field?
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E-house of Horror XLVII @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 2d
He’s Hiding Out in your feed
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E-house of Horror XLVII @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 3d
Home Depot is running Christmas ads. Home Depot can rot in hell.
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E-house of Horror XLVII @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 3d
My mattress is still stained but the smell dissipated. Or olfactory fatigue kicked in.
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E-house of Horror XLVII @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 3d
Threadless makes shitty shirts, the graphic falls apart after one wash.
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E-house of Horror XLVII @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 3d
Are we really pretending like Collective Soul didn’t suck?
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E-house of Horror XLVII @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 3d
I keep admitting to robbing the Louvre and people keep asking who did it. This is the benefit of being a small account.
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E-house of Horror XLVII @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 3d
I was kinda hoping Behind the Music would kill the musical biopic.
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E-house of Horror XLVII @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 4d
Wanna buy em?
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E-house of Horror XLVII @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 4d
Can’t tell but your tits look good
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