I don’t live in a comcast area so there’s literally no way I’d ever give them money, peacock can fuck off forever.
December 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I don’t live in a comcast area so there’s literally no way I’d ever give them money, peacock can fuck off forever.
Avengers: Law and Order
December 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Avengers: Law and Order
You’ll know real weed is legal in Texas when I pay $15 to get a bag of flamin hot Cheetos delivered. Diet weed just isn’t going to get me there.
December 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
You’ll know real weed is legal in Texas when I pay $15 to get a bag of flamin hot Cheetos delivered. Diet weed just isn’t going to get me there.
We love a fake field goal but we hate the Dallas cowboys
December 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
We love a fake field goal but we hate the Dallas cowboys
I’ve got a riff from a song stuck in my head but I don’t know what song it is so I can listen to it. It’s going to drive me insane.
December 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I’ve got a riff from a song stuck in my head but I don’t know what song it is so I can listen to it. It’s going to drive me insane.
Going to the Riyadh comedy festival wasn’t enough ol Pete Davidson is shilling for Amazon’s ai too. Fuck him forever
December 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Going to the Riyadh comedy festival wasn’t enough ol Pete Davidson is shilling for Amazon’s ai too. Fuck him forever
Guy down the bar looks like a LinkedIn influencer wannabe but I just caught him knuckle deep up his nose.
December 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Guy down the bar looks like a LinkedIn influencer wannabe but I just caught him knuckle deep up his nose.
Definitely not getting my security deposit back.
Apparently dropping 335 pounds from shoulder height will break a weight plate and the floor.
December 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Definitely not getting my security deposit back.
Apparently dropping 335 pounds from shoulder height will break a weight plate and the floor.
December 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Apparently dropping 335 pounds from shoulder height will break a weight plate and the floor.
Times like this I’m so glad I don’t keep anything personal on this computer, cuz I just lost everything important on it.
I was not expecting to reinstall windows tonight. Thanks guy that knocked the power out!
December 13, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Times like this I’m so glad I don’t keep anything personal on this computer, cuz I just lost everything important on it.
I was not expecting to reinstall windows tonight. Thanks guy that knocked the power out!
December 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I was not expecting to reinstall windows tonight. Thanks guy that knocked the power out!
Why does my phone say it’s 8:34 when it’s clearly like 10:45?
December 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Why does my phone say it’s 8:34 when it’s clearly like 10:45?
I need bread, milk, and eggs and it’s not even going to snow. Fucking bullshit.
December 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I need bread, milk, and eggs and it’s not even going to snow. Fucking bullshit.
I wonder how many tall people have anxiety because they’re afraid of heights
December 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I wonder how many tall people have anxiety because they’re afraid of heights
If we’re being honest 1 was enough Ghostbusters movies.
December 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
If we’re being honest 1 was enough Ghostbusters movies.
I actually had to do work…on a Friday! Rude!
December 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I actually had to do work…on a Friday! Rude!
How the Grinch made $425.05 down at the bus station.
How the Grinch contracted ghonorrhea.
How the Grinch did your mom.
December 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
How the Grinch made $425.05 down at the bus station.
Am I supposed to do the chin ups before or after I take off my shoes and belt?
December 9, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Am I supposed to do the chin ups before or after I take off my shoes and belt?
That’s 2, two hour naps today.
December 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
That’s 2, two hour naps today.
Woke up, said fuck this, burnt some pto and went back to sleep.
December 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Woke up, said fuck this, burnt some pto and went back to sleep.
Goddamn typo
Fuck your cares away
Warts are for another day
Get a some ass play
Sucking Fraggle cocks
Warts are for another day
Get a some ass play
Sucking Fraggle cocks
December 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Goddamn typo
I’ve probably seen Pvt Benjamin 30 times but all before like age 8, so fuck if I could tell you anything that happens in that movie. I’m going to fix that.
December 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I’ve probably seen Pvt Benjamin 30 times but all before like age 8, so fuck if I could tell you anything that happens in that movie. I’m going to fix that.
Saw Kill Bill the Whole Bloody Affair today. 31 minutes of trailers and ads after the published showtime. Fuck movie theaters forever.
December 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Saw Kill Bill the Whole Bloody Affair today. 31 minutes of trailers and ads after the published showtime. Fuck movie theaters forever.
Doesn’t multiplayer solitaire defeat the point?
December 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Doesn’t multiplayer solitaire defeat the point?
For a guy that’s recently gotten married and had a kid Tarantino gives off real divorced guy vibes.
December 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
For a guy that’s recently gotten married and had a kid Tarantino gives off real divorced guy vibes.