Times like this I’m so glad I don’t keep anything personal on this computer, cuz I just lost everything important on it.
I was not expecting to reinstall windows tonight. Thanks guy that knocked the power out!
December 13, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Times like this I’m so glad I don’t keep anything personal on this computer, cuz I just lost everything important on it.
I was not expecting to reinstall windows tonight. Thanks guy that knocked the power out!
December 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I was not expecting to reinstall windows tonight. Thanks guy that knocked the power out!
Why does my phone say it’s 8:34 when it’s clearly like 10:45?
December 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Why does my phone say it’s 8:34 when it’s clearly like 10:45?
I need bread, milk, and eggs and it’s not even going to snow. Fucking bullshit.
December 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I need bread, milk, and eggs and it’s not even going to snow. Fucking bullshit.
I wonder how many tall people have anxiety because they’re afraid of heights
December 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I wonder how many tall people have anxiety because they’re afraid of heights
If we’re being honest 1 was enough Ghostbusters movies.
December 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
If we’re being honest 1 was enough Ghostbusters movies.
I actually had to do work…on a Friday! Rude!
December 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I actually had to do work…on a Friday! Rude!
How the Grinch made $425.05 down at the bus station.
How the Grinch contracted ghonorrhea.
How the Grinch did your mom.
December 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
How the Grinch made $425.05 down at the bus station.
Am I supposed to do the chin ups before or after I take off my shoes and belt?
December 9, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Am I supposed to do the chin ups before or after I take off my shoes and belt?
That’s 2, two hour naps today.
December 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
That’s 2, two hour naps today.
Woke up, said fuck this, burnt some pto and went back to sleep.
December 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Woke up, said fuck this, burnt some pto and went back to sleep.
Goddamn typo
Fuck your cares away
Warts are for another day
Get a some ass play
Sucking Fraggle cocks
Warts are for another day
Get a some ass play
Sucking Fraggle cocks
December 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Goddamn typo
I’ve probably seen Pvt Benjamin 30 times but all before like age 8, so fuck if I could tell you anything that happens in that movie. I’m going to fix that.
December 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I’ve probably seen Pvt Benjamin 30 times but all before like age 8, so fuck if I could tell you anything that happens in that movie. I’m going to fix that.
Saw Kill Bill the Whole Bloody Affair today. 31 minutes of trailers and ads after the published showtime. Fuck movie theaters forever.
December 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Saw Kill Bill the Whole Bloody Affair today. 31 minutes of trailers and ads after the published showtime. Fuck movie theaters forever.
Doesn’t multiplayer solitaire defeat the point?
December 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Doesn’t multiplayer solitaire defeat the point?
For a guy that’s recently gotten married and had a kid Tarantino gives off real divorced guy vibes.
December 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
For a guy that’s recently gotten married and had a kid Tarantino gives off real divorced guy vibes.
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
December 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
Shut up about buying physical media and get yourself a big ass external hard drive, a vpn connection and pirate that shit.
December 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Shut up about buying physical media and get yourself a big ass external hard drive, a vpn connection and pirate that shit.
Why do they keep doing this?
December 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Why do they keep doing this?
Getting Pluribused can’t happen fast enough
December 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Getting Pluribused can’t happen fast enough
The best band name is Greatest Hits. Just call your album some other band’s name.
December 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The best band name is Greatest Hits. Just call your album some other band’s name.
Oh no, I’ll have to watch movies on my giant tv in Dolby vision and atmos. No one will be talking the whole time or checking their phone or kicking my seat. Whatever will I do?
December 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Oh no, I’ll have to watch movies on my giant tv in Dolby vision and atmos. No one will be talking the whole time or checking their phone or kicking my seat. Whatever will I do?
Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social meet me in the parking lot, I just want to talk.
December 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social meet me in the parking lot, I just want to talk.
