Poolsidemuse🌙
@poolsidemuse.bsky.social
Storm writer. Hair messer. Window gazer. Final girl.
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Poolsidemuse🌙
@poolsidemuse.bsky.social
· Dec 14
Soft stillness. Twinkle lights. Venus in Tuberose. One long exhale. Book of spells. Handwritten heart.
Thought someone stole my repress of Nicole Dollanganger's "Natural Born Losers" vinyl but then realized the delivery got delayed. I paid a shameful amount of money for it & was internally screaming "YOU WON'T EVEN LIKE THIS ALBUM, ASSHOLE."
January 29, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Thought someone stole my repress of Nicole Dollanganger's "Natural Born Losers" vinyl but then realized the delivery got delayed. I paid a shameful amount of money for it & was internally screaming "YOU WON'T EVEN LIKE THIS ALBUM, ASSHOLE."
I ride or die for Hades. Do not mess with fountain pen people.
January 29, 2026 at 2:57 AM
I ride or die for Hades. Do not mess with fountain pen people.
Me watching people in a Discord server talk about personal locational details to a group of 350+ people: clearly none of you people have ever had a stalker.
bugs bunny says nooo while looking at something
ALT: bugs bunny says nooo while looking at something
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January 28, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Me watching people in a Discord server talk about personal locational details to a group of 350+ people: clearly none of you people have ever had a stalker.
Today five people sent me the same video of Claire Danes & Amy Poehler re-enacting the Jordan and Angela hallway scene from "My So-Called Life" and this is how I know my legacy is still intact.
January 28, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Today five people sent me the same video of Claire Danes & Amy Poehler re-enacting the Jordan and Angela hallway scene from "My So-Called Life" and this is how I know my legacy is still intact.
I love when I get into a writing flow state at work. I’m just word-vibing, looking for synonyms, then suddenly someone is yelling that *regionally specific candy seller* has arrived & suddenly there is a stampede of adults running to buy dinosaur gummy candy.
January 27, 2026 at 6:59 PM
I love when I get into a writing flow state at work. I’m just word-vibing, looking for synonyms, then suddenly someone is yelling that *regionally specific candy seller* has arrived & suddenly there is a stampede of adults running to buy dinosaur gummy candy.
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*werner herzog voice* hamburger will never help you
January 2, 2026 at 4:41 PM
*werner herzog voice* hamburger will never help you
I’ve had four different men in my house over the last two weeks doing service calls/writing estimates. All four of them after looking around:
“So uhhh…are you a witch?”
Me:
“So uhhh…are you a witch?”
Me:
a close up of a black and white cat looking at the camera
ALT: a close up of a black and white cat looking at the camera
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January 26, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I’ve had four different men in my house over the last two weeks doing service calls/writing estimates. All four of them after looking around:
“So uhhh…are you a witch?”
Me:
“So uhhh…are you a witch?”
Me:
There is something deeply enjoyable and meditative about peeling carrots. I could’ve kept going but I ran out of bowl😔
January 26, 2026 at 1:44 AM
There is something deeply enjoyable and meditative about peeling carrots. I could’ve kept going but I ran out of bowl😔
85% of my music library.
January 25, 2026 at 4:20 PM
85% of my music library.
It's truly never been easier to see who people really are. The circumstances are terrible, but I'm grateful that people are telling on themselves so I can act accordingly.
Pretty cut and dry for anyone with any morals
January 24, 2026 at 10:26 PM
It's truly never been easier to see who people really are. The circumstances are terrible, but I'm grateful that people are telling on themselves so I can act accordingly.
I'm a respectful person until optical assistants start pulling pairs of glasses for me, then some sort of "no, not cat eye enough!!" beast comes right out of hiding.
January 24, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I'm a respectful person until optical assistants start pulling pairs of glasses for me, then some sort of "no, not cat eye enough!!" beast comes right out of hiding.
In my element, filled with magic: I found this lightbox in my basement and I am now cooking up an entire instagram post about “Weetzie Bat” for later. Is this a writing challenge close to my heart? An understatement.
January 23, 2026 at 4:50 PM
In my element, filled with magic: I found this lightbox in my basement and I am now cooking up an entire instagram post about “Weetzie Bat” for later. Is this a writing challenge close to my heart? An understatement.
I hadn’t seen my deck bunny, Bunn O))), in quite a while. Turns out I simply wasn’t looking hard enough!
🥰🐇
🥰🐇
January 23, 2026 at 3:43 AM
I hadn’t seen my deck bunny, Bunn O))), in quite a while. Turns out I simply wasn’t looking hard enough!
🥰🐇
🥰🐇
You can put a midwest emo guitar intro over anything on this entire planet and I’m going to be like “hell yeah” 100% of the time.
January 22, 2026 at 5:32 AM
You can put a midwest emo guitar intro over anything on this entire planet and I’m going to be like “hell yeah” 100% of the time.
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I dreamed I was watching a youtube video titled Sunrises In Video Games That Were So Good They Made People Want To Play the Game
And now I want that video
And now I want that video
January 21, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I dreamed I was watching a youtube video titled Sunrises In Video Games That Were So Good They Made People Want To Play the Game
And now I want that video
And now I want that video
Just got an email response from the creator of one of my favourite magical animated shows and I will be riding on this high all week😊✨
January 21, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Just got an email response from the creator of one of my favourite magical animated shows and I will be riding on this high all week😊✨
Me, excitedly explaining my current “bedtime reading” kindle holder to my coworker.
Him: “I’m imagining you like Jane Fonda in “Barbarella”, like “I don’t need no man here unless he’s holding my book/turning the pages.”
Me: “Do you think I could get one to hold the book steady enough!?”🧐
Him: “I’m imagining you like Jane Fonda in “Barbarella”, like “I don’t need no man here unless he’s holding my book/turning the pages.”
Me: “Do you think I could get one to hold the book steady enough!?”🧐
January 20, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Me, excitedly explaining my current “bedtime reading” kindle holder to my coworker.
Him: “I’m imagining you like Jane Fonda in “Barbarella”, like “I don’t need no man here unless he’s holding my book/turning the pages.”
Me: “Do you think I could get one to hold the book steady enough!?”🧐
Him: “I’m imagining you like Jane Fonda in “Barbarella”, like “I don’t need no man here unless he’s holding my book/turning the pages.”
Me: “Do you think I could get one to hold the book steady enough!?”🧐
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a murderer goes to murder me but with each stab i strategically move my body so that he hits several acupuncture points, making me feel amazing
December 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
a murderer goes to murder me but with each stab i strategically move my body so that he hits several acupuncture points, making me feel amazing
One more person thought I was a natural redhead today and I will TAKE it.
RED HAIR is supposedly an indication of someone who is susceptible to becoming a #VAMPIRE after death. The myth originates in oral tales from Poland, Russia, Germany Sweden etc. Image: Yankelevitch, 1895. Munch's red-haired Vampire, 1895 perpetuates the myth!
January 19, 2026 at 6:59 PM
One more person thought I was a natural redhead today and I will TAKE it.
✨Made some magic this afternoon✨
(Being creative with other people is so lovely🥰)
(Being creative with other people is so lovely🥰)
January 18, 2026 at 11:09 PM
✨Made some magic this afternoon✨
(Being creative with other people is so lovely🥰)
(Being creative with other people is so lovely🥰)
Looking back at myself a year ago, realizing that while some things do change, most of the important stuff stays exactly the same.
🌲🌲🌲
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Top 5 best life decisions: living in the “undesirable” end of the city, right at the edge where everything is stillness and trees.
January 18, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Looking back at myself a year ago, realizing that while some things do change, most of the important stuff stays exactly the same.
🌲🌲🌲
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I’ve waited an entire year to play this because “Life is Strange” is my favourite game franchise & I need to savor it. Going in!!🙌🏻
January 17, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I’ve waited an entire year to play this because “Life is Strange” is my favourite game franchise & I need to savor it. Going in!!🙌🏻
Working from home today afforded me the opportunity to drink a coffee while I look out my bedroom window. One year. The sticker will be there until it falls off. Then I’ll buy another one.
☕️🥧🦉
☕️🥧🦉
January 16, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Working from home today afforded me the opportunity to drink a coffee while I look out my bedroom window. One year. The sticker will be there until it falls off. Then I’ll buy another one.
☕️🥧🦉
☕️🥧🦉
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A look at some of the most beautiful and unusual examples from the first 100 years of the "modern" book cover, since the rise of publishers' bindings circa 1820: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/the-art-of-book-covers-1820-1914
January 14, 2026 at 8:45 PM
A look at some of the most beautiful and unusual examples from the first 100 years of the "modern" book cover, since the rise of publishers' bindings circa 1820: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/the-art-of-book-covers-1820-1914
Women rule. Specifically this one.
January 15, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Women rule. Specifically this one.