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Timothy John
@pootyqueen.bsky.social
Procrastinator, Apparel Designer, Admirer of beautiful things.
Annual reminder to keep your super feet ball talk 100yds away from me. If you want to talk about Lady Gaga’s new single I am all ears. Enjoy your day though.
February 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Lady Gaga will give me all of the life I need to survive the next 4 years. #Abracadabra #GetMeToAGayBarASAP
February 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Not to be that bitch but I deleted my Twitter and Facebook accounts 5 years ago when people claimed the moon was standing their brooms up. It was enough for me. What took you so long?
January 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The doublespeak coming from this administration is 100x worse than anything George Orwell could have cooked up. #Fuck47
January 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Yesterday‘s health experts are today’s blackhawk helicopter experts
January 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Can someone remind RFK Jr. of Rosemary Kennedy when he talks about “forced operations”. #Lobotomy #ConfirmationHearings #EatMyAss47
January 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life
January 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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"Things might be tough but it's great for artists! They'll create more!" You might not believe me but going through a lifetime's worth of stress Every Single Week for years and years- is actually not the optimal set of circumstances that inspires artists to create
January 25, 2025 at 5:12 AM
AI “artists” be like beep boop im Michelle Angeloo
January 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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January 24, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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Democrats: How can we go viral?

(a pastor goes mega-viral for calling Trump a bigot to his face)

Democrats: What if Tim Kaine made a BLT on Instagram Live
January 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Not convinced most people understand how the U.S. government operates. If you’re going to be riled up by every bill thrown in the hopper, you’re gonna have a rough 4 years. Focus on what is *actually being passed in to law*, these are distractions meant to obfuscate. #WelcomeToTheCircus
January 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Fun fact: if you're buying from a creator on etsy, you can reduce their etsy selling fees from 6.5% to 2.5% by ordering via 'shopname.etsy.com' instead of 'etsy.com/shopname' or searching from the main site. It costs you the same but the creator makes more
January 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Behold Sophie O'Neill's "embroidery journal"

every day she stitches an icon of something she did, felt or experienced that day

by the end of the year it's a wild riot of glyphs

Item #1 in my latest "Linkfest" newsletter, free here to read/subscribe here: buttondown.com/clivethompso...
January 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Looking to follow users with similar interests:

-Space/Astronomy
-Science/Historical Facts
-Fashion Design
-Embroidery, Leatherworking
-AI haters
-Left leaning politics
-Millennial humor
-Absurdism
-Artists of all kinds (not you, AI)
-LGBTQIA Community
-Video Games
-Nature

#promosky
January 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!

Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
January 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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CHATGPT IS DOWN HOW WILL I FIGURE OUT HOW TO BRUSH MY TEETH AND TIE MY SHOES??????? HELP!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;!!!
January 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me. #rageagainstthemachine #ratm
January 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Decided if I am going to continue using Instagram, I am going to curate my algorithm with things that bring me joy. So far I am being blasted with artists from all backgrounds (Fuck AI “Art”) and I’ve never been more content. Eliminate the rage-bait from your life. #Art #CuratingJoy
January 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
If you had a large, good quality, real leather hide, what would you make out of it? I don’t want to waste a single inch of this.
January 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Feeling like a senior attempting to make my first post. What are all of the cool people doing on here? I would like to abandon my insta at some point. Worth removing for this alone? Do we use hashtags here? Idk.
January 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM