Prester Brown, Goblin Chad
@presterb.bsky.social
AI Doomer. I play D&D but I don’t think I’m doing it right. I have this dog.
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Alienation can be useful
Was watching a vid about people's (largely negative) reactions to Wuthering Height's costuming; I actually like the costumes but they look so jarring with the setting in a way that doesn't feel purposeful. The story is so surreal I think it would have gone crazy with abstract, stage-like sets!!
February 2, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Alienation can be useful
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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“I don’t know anything about it” says the guy who posted 3x about it on Friday and Saturday
February 1, 2026 at 5:56 PM
“I don’t know anything about it” says the guy who posted 3x about it on Friday and Saturday
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the reason DHS officers wear masks is because it allows them to commit crimes with impunity. there is literally no legitimate reason for it.
January 29, 2026 at 4:36 AM
the reason DHS officers wear masks is because it allows them to commit crimes with impunity. there is literally no legitimate reason for it.
This is my new religion
Not even kidding when I say that if we brought back going to 24 hour diners after crappy shows to suburban America that incel pipelining would crater overnight
January 29, 2026 at 6:07 AM
This is my new religion
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Been thinking about Errol Morris' Standard Operating Procedure (2008), watched in a film undergrad class at UNSW, a lot in recent years
The US have been here many times before
January 26, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Been thinking about Errol Morris' Standard Operating Procedure (2008), watched in a film undergrad class at UNSW, a lot in recent years
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"ICE, CBP, and Border Patrol have proven themselves incapable of obeying the law, let alone enforcing it for others; unable to self-soothe, let alone keep the peace. ICE and its ilk are ... a problem with only one solution. They are malignant, they are worthless, and they should not exist."
I don't think it matters whether or not Alex Pretti had a gun www.theverge.com/policy/86745...
It doesn’t matter if Alex Pretti had a gun
Nonviolence is a double standard
www.theverge.com
January 25, 2026 at 6:39 PM
"ICE, CBP, and Border Patrol have proven themselves incapable of obeying the law, let alone enforcing it for others; unable to self-soothe, let alone keep the peace. ICE and its ilk are ... a problem with only one solution. They are malignant, they are worthless, and they should not exist."
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Masked federal agents disarmed a lawfully armed man whose job was saving the lives of veterans and then shot him to death for the crime of helping a woman up off the street. Get ready for the hypocrisy Olympics, everyone with a Don’t Tread On Me bumper sticker is going for the gold.
January 25, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Masked federal agents disarmed a lawfully armed man whose job was saving the lives of veterans and then shot him to death for the crime of helping a woman up off the street. Get ready for the hypocrisy Olympics, everyone with a Don’t Tread On Me bumper sticker is going for the gold.
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They killed him, and then they immediately set to concocting lies about him. I know the killing is worse, and yet I can't escape the thought that the lying is what reveals the deeper abyss.
January 25, 2026 at 11:37 AM
They killed him, and then they immediately set to concocting lies about him. I know the killing is worse, and yet I can't escape the thought that the lying is what reveals the deeper abyss.
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A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 PM
A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
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A nurse. A researcher. A helper.
January 24, 2026 at 9:01 PM
A nurse. A researcher. A helper.
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Trump in Davos, Switzerland:
"Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German".
German is the main language of Switzerland.
"Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German".
German is the main language of Switzerland.
January 21, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Trump in Davos, Switzerland:
"Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German".
German is the main language of Switzerland.
"Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German".
German is the main language of Switzerland.
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So: happy... er, yes, well, happy this most holy of days to all who celebrate
January 14, 2026 at 8:57 AM
So: happy... er, yes, well, happy this most holy of days to all who celebrate
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Time machine jokes are offensive to me. A time machine killed my great-great-grandson.
January 12, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Time machine jokes are offensive to me. A time machine killed my great-great-grandson.
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a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world behind jd vance
January 10, 2026 at 9:10 PM
a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world behind jd vance
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AOC: “I understand that VP Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, & I do not — That is a fundamental difference between VP Vance & I — I do not believe the American people should be assassinated in the street”
January 9, 2026 at 6:30 PM
AOC: “I understand that VP Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, & I do not — That is a fundamental difference between VP Vance & I — I do not believe the American people should be assassinated in the street”
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There are no rules, they don’t actually care about respect, decorum, bipartisanship or debate, and only pretend to do so to browbeat you into submission. Nothing is going to change until more people realise that and respond accordingly; including to the media and politicians who have failed them.
January 9, 2026 at 12:25 PM
There are no rules, they don’t actually care about respect, decorum, bipartisanship or debate, and only pretend to do so to browbeat you into submission. Nothing is going to change until more people realise that and respond accordingly; including to the media and politicians who have failed them.
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Dwayne McDuffie never lied.
January 8, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Dwayne McDuffie never lied.
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This angle. My god.
NEW: Second video shows ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A woman, a U.S. citizen, was killed
January 7, 2026 at 6:24 PM
This angle. My god.
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amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, right here.
the full circle moment is when someone calls something overrated 16 years ago and then someone calls the same thing underrated in this current year we are in and your brain explodes because nothing is real
January 4, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, right here.