Mallory Langston
@primnimproper.bsky.social
Sorta-sabbitical-ing lawyer mom, former indigent parent counsel, plush robe and blanket enthusiast, Roger the alien fangirl, casually profane, bakes and builds shit.
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semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
January 12, 2026 at 8:04 PM
semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
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In case you’re wondering whether the pro-ICE reactions to Renee Nicole Good’s murder are natural, here’s a comment that was just left on my video. My video about anti-transgender bias at the BBC. I haven’t made a video about Good yet.
youtu.be/pWm3dK8tPto
youtu.be/pWm3dK8tPto
January 10, 2026 at 5:07 PM
In case you’re wondering whether the pro-ICE reactions to Renee Nicole Good’s murder are natural, here’s a comment that was just left on my video. My video about anti-transgender bias at the BBC. I haven’t made a video about Good yet.
youtu.be/pWm3dK8tPto
youtu.be/pWm3dK8tPto
Sometimes, the best cat bed is cat.
December 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Sometimes, the best cat bed is cat.
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For many of our LGBTQ community members, the holidays can bring feelings of anxiety or loneliness. Scroll for resources and support and be sure to check up on your chosen family. We got us. ❤️
December 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
For many of our LGBTQ community members, the holidays can bring feelings of anxiety or loneliness. Scroll for resources and support and be sure to check up on your chosen family. We got us. ❤️
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Now seems like a swell time to point out that Frontline just released this excellent 11-minute mini-documentary about what happened inside CECOT.
Surviving CECOT (full documentary) | Deported to a Maximum-Security Prison | FRONTLINE + ProPublica
YouTube video by FRONTLINE PBS | Official
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December 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Now seems like a swell time to point out that Frontline just released this excellent 11-minute mini-documentary about what happened inside CECOT.
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Oh my god oh my god oh my goddddd the local aquarium has three new born otters and they CHIRP
December 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Oh my god oh my god oh my goddddd the local aquarium has three new born otters and they CHIRP
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Full on neo-Nazi conspiracy theories from the president tonight — the very same invasion and replacement conspiracy theories that have fueled a cycle of deadly violence targeting so many communities including immigrants, Jews, Latinos, the Black community, Muslims, and more.
Trump’s primetime diatribe against immigrants is straight up unvarnished Nazi stuff
December 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Full on neo-Nazi conspiracy theories from the president tonight — the very same invasion and replacement conspiracy theories that have fueled a cycle of deadly violence targeting so many communities including immigrants, Jews, Latinos, the Black community, Muslims, and more.
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December 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Do I still write songs?...
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Technically, yes.
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Technically, yes.
December 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Do I still write songs?...
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Technically, yes.
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Technically, yes.
What do I do all day? WHAT DO I DO ALL DAY? Important shit. That's what I do all day.
(Me, all day:)
(Me, all day:)
December 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
What do I do all day? WHAT DO I DO ALL DAY? Important shit. That's what I do all day.
(Me, all day:)
(Me, all day:)
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jumping up and down, yelling 'I have something for that' and waving a copy of The Originalism Trap
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December 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
jumping up and down, yelling 'I have something for that' and waving a copy of The Originalism Trap
bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
I already loathed the "ads" on news websites with their ridiculously photoshopped stock images, but HOLY SHIT, they have become exponentially stupider with the advent of AI slop. Be sure to grab your Miwaukee Stam Perpler before they sell out.
December 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I already loathed the "ads" on news websites with their ridiculously photoshopped stock images, but HOLY SHIT, they have become exponentially stupider with the advent of AI slop. Be sure to grab your Miwaukee Stam Perpler before they sell out.
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ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:
Been a licensed attorney for over 11 years. Get a license fee statement from the state supreme court every December. How many more years do you think it'll take before I receive that envelope without immediately thinking, "Ohmygod, I MUST BE IN TROUBLE"???
December 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Been a licensed attorney for over 11 years. Get a license fee statement from the state supreme court every December. How many more years do you think it'll take before I receive that envelope without immediately thinking, "Ohmygod, I MUST BE IN TROUBLE"???
Non-non sequitur with Mallory and family...
my stepmom: "Have you put up your Christmas tree yet?"
me: "I have six cats."
my stepmom: "Have you put up your Christmas tree yet?"
me: "I have six cats."
December 3, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Non-non sequitur with Mallory and family...
my stepmom: "Have you put up your Christmas tree yet?"
me: "I have six cats."
my stepmom: "Have you put up your Christmas tree yet?"
me: "I have six cats."
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She shouldn't have to keep doing this by herself. She is supposedly a member of a political party and every single one of her *colleagues* should be BLASTING the fascist in chief. ALL OF THEM. Where is the solidarity???
Congresswoman Omar calls Trump's comments about her 'creepy' after the US president launches into an anti-Somali tirade.
Ilhan Omar denounces Donald Trump for calling Somali immigrants ‘garbage’
Congresswoman Omar calls Trump's comments about her 'creepy' after the US president launches into an anti-Somali tirade.
bit.ly
December 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
She shouldn't have to keep doing this by herself. She is supposedly a member of a political party and every single one of her *colleagues* should be BLASTING the fascist in chief. ALL OF THEM. Where is the solidarity???
If I weren't me, I'd want to be married to me for the cheesecake alone.
December 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
If I weren't me, I'd want to be married to me for the cheesecake alone.
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An honor and dream come true to perform alongside Yo-Yo Ma, presented by Celebrity Series at Boston Symphony Hall. 💜
🎼Ave Maria (Bach/Gounod)
🎼Ave Maria (Bach/Gounod)
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
An honor and dream come true to perform alongside Yo-Yo Ma, presented by Celebrity Series at Boston Symphony Hall. 💜
🎼Ave Maria (Bach/Gounod)
🎼Ave Maria (Bach/Gounod)
Claire Danes, you've been stressing me out for 30 fucking years now, and yet, HERE I AM AGAIN.
November 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Claire Danes, you've been stressing me out for 30 fucking years now, and yet, HERE I AM AGAIN.
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Remember to call and urge others to call these hotlines if they see something they suspect to be related to immigration enforcement actions. In Charlotte, Carolina Migrant Network at (704) 740-7737.
November 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Remember to call and urge others to call these hotlines if they see something they suspect to be related to immigration enforcement actions. In Charlotte, Carolina Migrant Network at (704) 740-7737.
If you don't have a library card, you should get a library card. Once you have that library card, you should get the Libby app. Once you get the Libby app, go browse the newsstand. Good chance your library card gives you access to ALL THE MAGAZINES. I'm talking the real good shit. AND BACK ISSUES.
a woman in a red dress is reading a magazine titled bazaar
ALT: a woman in a red dress is reading a magazine titled bazaar
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
If you don't have a library card, you should get a library card. Once you have that library card, you should get the Libby app. Once you get the Libby app, go browse the newsstand. Good chance your library card gives you access to ALL THE MAGAZINES. I'm talking the real good shit. AND BACK ISSUES.
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‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms.
‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms.
‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
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I am shooting my shot.
I love writing op-eds.
@teenvogue.com was my main outlet, but if there are any others (especially independently ran) that are looking for a contributing writer on race, gender, and the economy, I'd love to work with you.
Signed,
A Black woman who writes for the public
I love writing op-eds.
@teenvogue.com was my main outlet, but if there are any others (especially independently ran) that are looking for a contributing writer on race, gender, and the economy, I'd love to work with you.
Signed,
A Black woman who writes for the public
November 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I am shooting my shot.
I love writing op-eds.
@teenvogue.com was my main outlet, but if there are any others (especially independently ran) that are looking for a contributing writer on race, gender, and the economy, I'd love to work with you.
Signed,
A Black woman who writes for the public
I love writing op-eds.
@teenvogue.com was my main outlet, but if there are any others (especially independently ran) that are looking for a contributing writer on race, gender, and the economy, I'd love to work with you.
Signed,
A Black woman who writes for the public
You know what? That was the absolute right thing to do. He has no health expertise that would allow him serve this human in any meaningful way. His presence in this setting would only obstruct those with expertise improving the situation...OH WAIT
RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
November 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
You know what? That was the absolute right thing to do. He has no health expertise that would allow him serve this human in any meaningful way. His presence in this setting would only obstruct those with expertise improving the situation...OH WAIT