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prmurp.bsky.social @prmurp.bsky.social · 17h

His mouthpiece just said the ballroom was his top priority. And the disappearance of a third of the White House this week sure does seem to back that up. But you've got "common sense."

Maybe next time you want to clutch your pearls and worry about fairness, go argue with a wall.

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prmurp.bsky.social @prmurp.bsky.social · 18h

What makes you think he has any other priority besides the ballroom?

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prmurp.bsky.social @prmurp.bsky.social · 1d

My mom volunteers at a local food pantry. Things are dire now, and its going to become unbelievably worse.

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prmurp.bsky.social @prmurp.bsky.social · 1d

That man is my inner monologue this week. Only more articulate.

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prmurp.bsky.social @prmurp.bsky.social · 1d

Sounds like the perfect time to build John Sherman a new stadium.

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prmurp.bsky.social @prmurp.bsky.social · 1d

With all due respect, this is exactly what primaries are for: vetting. It's early in game, and everyone should know this guy ain't it.

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prmurp.bsky.social @prmurp.bsky.social · 2d

It's a matter of priorities, and KC has never prioritized mass transit.

prmurp.bsky.social @prmurp.bsky.social · 2d

There's something to look forward to.

Colson Whitehead @colsonwhitehead.com · Sep 3

Summer 2026

A sign announcing Cool Machine, bitches!

prmurp.bsky.social @prmurp.bsky.social · 2d

One does not "accidentally" get a Nazi tattoo.

prmurp.bsky.social @prmurp.bsky.social · 2d

They will support him even as their cattle operation is being auctioned off.

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prmurp.bsky.social @prmurp.bsky.social · 2d

Nope.

Royals Review @royalsreview.bsky.social · 2d

It’s time to move past the 2017 Astros sign-stealing scandal

All’s well that ends.

www.royalsreview.com

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prmurp.bsky.social @prmurp.bsky.social · 5d

Feeling a little hometown pride with this one.

utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 5d

when i say that i yelped in shock at this kid’s sign

A young boy holds a sign that simply states in plain handwriting: Trump hit on my girlfriend

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Dag. @3fecta.bsky.social · 5d

If ten million people across the country skipped football, grilling, puttering around the house to come out in public to specifically say they hated me, I would probably feel pretty bad.

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prmurp.bsky.social @prmurp.bsky.social · 6d

Shame about the Brewers, though.

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prmurp.bsky.social @prmurp.bsky.social · 6d

Sadly, an analog pen is not included in this stylish set.

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prmurp.bsky.social @prmurp.bsky.social · 6d

And I'm a white guy who is insistent that candidates not throw everybody else under the bus for my vote. Seems like that should be the bare minimum.

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prmurp.bsky.social @prmurp.bsky.social · 6d

OK. What are you personally willing to sacrifice for the greater good?

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prmurp.bsky.social @prmurp.bsky.social · 7d

This is a moral failing, you stupid fucks.

prmurp.bsky.social @prmurp.bsky.social · 7d

I'm curious how the president is going to achieve optimal babiedness, but it probably involves something awful and weird.

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prmurp.bsky.social @prmurp.bsky.social · 7d

This awful old man just wants to take a dirt nap, and they won't let him. Sad!

Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 7d

Senator Mitch McConnell just suffered a fall in Washington.

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prmurp.bsky.social @prmurp.bsky.social · 10d

Discreet AND bespoke? Sounds like the best kind of budding environmental catastrophe.

KCUR (Kansas City's best news source) @kcur.org · 10d

A company with a vision of installing “discreet, bespoke,” small, nuclear reactors 1 mile underground for data centers and other electricity-hungry industries plans to put its first reactors in Kansas, Texas and Utah.

A nuclear startup wants to put a reactor 1 mile underground in Kansas

Deep Fission is a fledgling startup that says it can help tech companies meet the explosive demand for more energy to power artificial intelligence.

www.kcur.org

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 12d

theonion.com/ice-raids-my...

MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training.

FACT: Most have been racists their entire lives.

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prmurp.bsky.social @prmurp.bsky.social · 14d

Jesus Christ, man. You're not supposed to announce you're cooking the books in front of a camera.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14d

RFK Jr on Tylenol and autism: "It is not proof. We're doing the studies to make the proof."

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prmurp.bsky.social @prmurp.bsky.social · 14d

I don't know ... they seem miserable.

They probably convinced themselves they'd be greeted as heroes, and they are deeply bitter that is not the case at all.

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prmurp.bsky.social @prmurp.bsky.social · 16d

The Chiefs and their fans: "Tyreek who? Never heard of him."

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