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JP Collins
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Law prof at GW Law. New Yorker turned Virginian. Former SDNY clerk and litigator at Sullivan & Cromwell. Studying and writing about court admin and the judiciary. #LFGM #COYS Papers here: https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/cf_dev/AbsByAuth.cfm?per_id=22389
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I'm ICE, boys. I love crashing cars, getting divorced, crashing cars, bargain bin jeans, texting while driving, crashing cars, OLD GLORY, and let's not forget my one true passion in life—crashing cars
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Whether it is from citations, top-tier placements, or arguing in court in front of like-minded justices, there is value and reward in taking positions that will make people's lives worse off.

newrepublic.com/article/2034...
The Lawyer Who Killed Roe Is About to Get a Promotion
Erin Hawley has devoted her career to rolling back the civil rights of vulnerable Americans. Now she is poised to become a circuit court judge.
newrepublic.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I have a feeling today’s match won’t be as close as the Super Cup
November 26, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Every part of what this describes ("jumbo" offers, recruiting for 2L in the first weeks of 1L, etc) is terrible.
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Mark Kelly’s Dudley Do-Right career is really all he brings to the table as a Senator, so it seems like a bizarre attack to make
Senator Kelly’s remarks in the video are “a 100% accurate representation of what the law says."

“No American citizen should have to deal with this type of preposterous investigation.”

- Professor Eugene Fidell, leading military justice expert in Wall Street Journal

www.wsj.com/politics/mar...
Pentagon Investigates Misconduct Allegations Against Democratic Sen. Mark Kelly
The review comes after Kelly, a retired Navy captain, appeared in a video with other lawmakers telling military members not to obey unlawful orders.
www.wsj.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Has there ever been a more Everton-looking player in history than Jordan Pickford?
October 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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I can’t tell whether the grift here is trying to convince some doofus that a precision temp setting and meat probe is “AI” or that they’ve found some way to complicate / ruin the easy way to smoke a chicken, but there’s definitely a grift going on here
no it isn’t!!! fuck you!!!
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I can’t tell whether the grift here is trying to convince some doofus that a precision temp setting and meat probe is “AI” or that they’ve found some way to complicate / ruin the easy way to smoke a chicken, but there’s definitely a grift going on here
no it isn’t!!! fuck you!!!
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
November 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
WHOA
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Bring back Ange
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
What is the point of constantly passing back to Vicario so he can kick a toss up to mid field and seemingly give away possession every single time
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Had to be him
November 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Bring back Ange
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Me watching this game:
a cartoon says it stinks it stinks and stinks
ALT: a cartoon says it stinks it stinks and stinks
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Me watching this game:
a cartoon says it stinks it stinks and stinks
ALT: a cartoon says it stinks it stinks and stinks
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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More like Tosser-d, amirite
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
More like Tosser-d, amirite
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
November 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
D[a]rby day, lads
November 23, 2025 at 11:59 AM
The replies here are just 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
this is a post where you (yes, YOU) can and should reply with underrated comic strips or other comic-y jokes. could be an unheralded entry from a classic strip or maybe a lesser-known strip altogether.
November 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Dressing prepped
November 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 10:36 AM