Michael Kinyon
@profkinyon.bsky.social
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Mathematics professor at the University of Denver. Quasigroups, Semigroups, Automated Deduction. He/Him. Also hanging out at Mathstodon.
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profkinyon.bsky.social
Me: In this problem, if you're not sure what properties of the integers you're allowed to assume, just ask me.

Student: Can I assume Fermat's Last Theorem?

Me: Is that going to help you in some way?

S: Well, no, I just wondered if I can assume it anyway.

Me: 🙄
profkinyon.bsky.social
Oooooh, the tunnel song, yes, of course, I was being stupid.
profkinyon.bsky.social
Wait, which song is the creepy one?
profkinyon.bsky.social
I just learned a little bit about iatromathematics and now I feel like I should lie down for a little while.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iatroma...
Iatromathematicians - Wikipedia
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profkinyon.bsky.social
@timhenke.bsky.social How's your ã? One of my closest friends is a João and it took me a lot of practice to get his name right.
profkinyon.bsky.social
I lived in South Bend for 14 years and even though I drove to Valparaiso a handful of times, I never made it as far as Hebron, so I never saw the famous sign. Ah well.
profkinyon.bsky.social
Maybe my students will pay more attention if I have my class autotuned
profkinyon.bsky.social
I recommend Smooth McGroove's videos if you haven't seen any. A capella renditions of video game music, including percussion and with no autotuning.
profkinyon.bsky.social
Every time I teach integral calculus, I forget one of Wolfram Alpha's defaults:
∫1/√(1-x2)dx = arctan(x/√(1-x2)) + C
instead of
arcsin(x) + C

Invariably someone asks why it does that, I reply I don't know, write a note to myself to find out, and then...

Repeat the next time I teach the class
profkinyon.bsky.social
As a superdeterminist, I would tell you my take, but it's been determined that I'm not going to.
profkinyon.bsky.social
There's an artistic sensibility there that one cannot help but admire
profkinyon.bsky.social
I just spent way too long trying come up with a joke combining "p-adic" with "Paddington Bear" and completely failed, so I decided instead to tell a self-deprecating story about how long I spent working on the joke.
profkinyon.bsky.social
I would someday like to see an undergraduate analysis textbook that uses both the Caratheodory derivative and the Henstock-Kurzweil integral. There was one book that used the latter by Depree and Swartz but I think it is out of print.
profkinyon.bsky.social
The only thing I have seen is D.J. Bernstein's notes:

cr.yp.to/papers/calcu...
cr.yp.to
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lyndie.bsky.social
Proven: strange patterns in the prime numbers that require chaos to understand. And a way to beat a 200 year old prime-hypothesis. My latest for Scientific American!

www.scientificamerican.com/article/math...

#Science #ScienceNews #Research #stem #ScienceWriting #Math #Discovery #BigIdeas 👩🏾‍🔬🧪
Fractal Chaos Discovered in Prime Numbers
Mathematicians have found a new way to predict how prime numbers behave
www.scientificamerican.com
profkinyon.bsky.social
A cissoid is just a cis person with more than one object
profkinyon.bsky.social
Do we? I don't think I've used that word in the plural.
profkinyon.bsky.social
I can raise my right one but not my left one. I have no idea what that means. :)
profkinyon.bsky.social
Although not conclusive, there are some reasons to raise an eyebrow here.
profkinyon.bsky.social
Heh! Did Dwork use the same examples?
profkinyon.bsky.social
The title of my next paper:

On Whether Beginning a Paper Title with "On" is Acceptable