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Sabine Oechsner
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cryptography and pretty proofs | PL-curious | everything is MPC | assistant professor @ VU Amsterdam

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Interested in the security of MPC implementations?

Peter Scholl (@schollster.bsky.social) and I are looking for research interns to study the theory/practice gap for MPC. We can host multiple interns in Aarhus for the summer 2026.

More information: mpcinthewild.github.io

Help us spread the word!
MPC in the Wild is a research project that aims to study the real-world implementation security of MPC protocols, in particular, the gap between assumptions on the theory side and implementation choices made in practice.
mpcinthewild.github.io
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Bit of a last-minute announcement: school on isogenies 9 - 13 Feb at Okinawa Institute of Science and Technology (OIST)
groups.oist.jp/tsvp/event/s...
Registration deadline is tomorrow (15 Jan).
School: Introduction to Isogeny-based Cryptography (TSVP-TP25IC)
Title: "Introduction to Isogeny-based Cryptography" Abstract: Isogeny-based cryptography is a fast-moving field, and recent developments have introduced several new techniques, making the barrier of e...
groups.oist.jp
January 14, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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Social Foundations of Cryptography: Autumn School
London, UK | 15 to 17 September 2026
social-foundations-of-cryptography.gitlab.io/school
January 13, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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So a question for people working on subways? Construction? My daughter wants to know what these scribbles on the wall of the subway tunnel shortly before Essen Main Station, approaching from the south might mean.
January 13, 2026 at 7:09 AM
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if you want a long read that involves udders, a hot air balloon, and some extremely dubious data on egg prices, the story I’ve been working on for the last few months where I tried to single-handedly take on every government function myself is now online! www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
I Tried to Be the Government. It Did Not Go Well.
My five-month quest to monitor the weather, track inflation, and inspect milk for harmful microorganisms
www.theatlantic.com
January 8, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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The Real World Crypto 2026 program is now online: rwc.iacr.org/2026/program...

We look forward to seeing many of you!
RWC 2026 program
Real World Crypto Symposium
rwc.iacr.org
January 8, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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Are you interested in programming languages research and mentoring up and coming PL researchers?

Then you should fill out the self-nomination form for the PLDI'26 Student Research Competition's PC: forms.gle/KSacbLEtw1Yw...
(Note, you must have a PhD by June 2026 to be a judge)
[PLDI 26] SRC Program Committee Nomination Form
Thank you for your interest in the program committee for the SRC! We're excited for you (or someone you are nominating) to join us in providing high-quality feedback to junior researchers in the PLDI ...
forms.gle
January 6, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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He's a 10 but only in bits of security
He's a 10 but only in millisieverts/second
he’s a 10, but only in scoville units
January 6, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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Come work with us!

Lecturer (≅ Assistant Professor/Juniorprofessor/Maître de conférences) in Cryptography at King’s College London

martinralbrecht.wordpress.com/2026/01/05/l...
Lecturer (≅ Assistant Professor/Juniorprofessor/Maître de conférences) in Cryptography at King’s College London 2026
We are looking to recruit a lecturer in cryptography at King’s College London to work with us within the cybersecurity group: I think it’s fair to say we got strong expertise in lattice-based and p…
martinralbrecht.wordpress.com
January 5, 2026 at 12:04 PM
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For those of you keeping score at home, I’ve been informed by Alessandra that it’s a classic spaghetti with oil and cheese!

Because this account right here really gets to the bottom of the important topics.
Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti.

Mattia sips on an espresso during his.

Truly the heroes we need during these times.
January 2, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti.

Mattia sips on an espresso during his.

Truly the heroes we need during these times.
January 2, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Deadline is January 7. Still a few days left to apply...
Interested in the security of MPC implementations?

Peter Scholl (@schollster.bsky.social) and I are looking for research interns to study the theory/practice gap for MPC. We can host multiple interns in Aarhus for the summer 2026.

More information: mpcinthewild.github.io

Help us spread the word!
MPC in the Wild is a research project that aims to study the real-world implementation security of MPC protocols, in particular, the gap between assumptions on the theory side and implementation choices made in practice.
mpcinthewild.github.io
January 2, 2026 at 10:17 AM
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cryptographers are people too, they lose their keys and everything
December 31, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Advice I now give to grad students and postdocs in the sciences: Don’t just try to meet and impress senior scientists. They’ll retire soon. Get to know your fellow students - make friends where possible, be colleagues at least. These are the people you’ll be sharing the field with for decades.
December 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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@rwc.iacr.org accepted talks are out....

rwc.iacr.org/2026/accepte...

I am not sure how they are going to fit them all into three days
RWC 2026 accepted papers
Real World Crypto Symposium
rwc.iacr.org
December 19, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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Your quarterly reminder to submit a paper to Communications in Cryptology...

cic.iacr.org

It is Diamond Open Access (readers and authors do not pay) and it contains all your new cool cryptographic research.

Next deadline for submission is Feb 2nd.
IACR Communications in Cryptology
cic.iacr.org
December 19, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Come work with Peter Scholl @schollster.bsky.social and me in Aarhus!
December 17, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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Cryptography shows that AI filters will never work....

www.quantamagazine.org/cryptographe...

Nice application of crypto to AI, and shows that AI has inherent limitations.
Cryptographers Show That AI Protections Will Always Have Holes | Quanta Magazine
Large language models such as ChatGPT come with filters to keep certain info from getting out. A new mathematical argument shows that systems like this can never be completely safe.
www.quantamagazine.org
December 16, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Of course it does, it's a Maglite!
December 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Interested in the security of MPC implementations?

Peter Scholl (@schollster.bsky.social) and I are looking for research interns to study the theory/practice gap for MPC. We can host multiple interns in Aarhus for the summer 2026.

More information: mpcinthewild.github.io

Help us spread the word!
MPC in the Wild is a research project that aims to study the real-world implementation security of MPC protocols, in particular, the gap between assumptions on the theory side and implementation choices made in practice.
mpcinthewild.github.io
December 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
First time?
December 1, 2025 at 11:48 AM
That was in the good old days when you could always open the doors on both sides of the train. I believe you need serious commitment these days to pull that off.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
You are laughing, but my class managed to do that on a school trip once 🥲
November 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I had almost forgotten about Time AI
November 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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The International Association for Cryptologic Research has used heliosvoting.org – my online voting system – for a number of years.

This year, a trustee lost their secret key. The election has to be re-run.

Below, a few thoughts that didn't fit in the NYT piece.

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/w...
Cryptographers Held an Election. They Can’t Decrypt the Results.
www.nytimes.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
At least I can thank that guy for one revelation: this whole dog thing bothers me so much because it is fundamentally about consent.
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 PM