Nils Fleischhacker
banner
cryptomaeher.bsky.social
Nils Fleischhacker
@cryptomaeher.bsky.social
300 followers 190 following 320 posts
Assistant Professor for Theoretical Cryptography at Ruhr University Bochum. Opinions probably someone else's. he/him
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Unfortunately I don't think you have time for that talk.
Mathematicians always claim to love blackboards. But what they don't want you to know is that most of those boards are green.
It's an extremely information dense language.
If I didn't know any better I'd say that's a mallard duck and not a dodo 🤔
How many do you need to redeem your free coffee?
Well, I'm certainly better now than I was. I'm finally allowed to walk without crutches again. Starting physio on Friday and cleared for crossing on a stationary bike, so things are looking up.
Will probably need to wait another four weeks before I can start running again.
Broke my foot trying to evade a dog that lunged at me. Spent six weeks on crutches. Missed three races including the Frankfurt Marathon because of it. (Technically I will be missing the third one in three weeks.) Still pretty pissed about it.
I'M ALLOWED TO WALK! Now to find out if I remember how.
That actually makes a lot of sense. We agreed on a time, not on a time of day. This maintains the same time difference at all times. The fact that that's necessary is still definitely evidence that timezones and DST are cursed.
TIL that while we managed to agree with the Brits on a *date* to change the clocks, we apparently couldn't agree on a time. 🤦‍♂️ Timezones are truly cursed and DST even more so.
That time of year I have to check which 1:45am it is
We also want people to stop using something literally called Secure Hash Algorithm because it's not secure. 🤷‍♂️
I still expect dlog to be broken classically before anyone builds a cryptographically relevant quantum computer.
Reposted by Nils Fleischhacker
What is Cryptography Hiding from Itself? (Diego F. Aranha, Nikolas Melissaris) ia.cr/2025/1951
Just scale the last two pages to 50% and include them on one page in landscape. The beauty of the ISO A Series.
Reposted by Nils Fleischhacker
Guaranteeing a Dishonest Party’s Knowledge (Or: Setup Requirements for Deniable Authentication) (Nils Fleischhacker, Guilherme Rito) ia.cr/2025/1922
"By standard hybrid argument"
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

"NFS needed for HA"
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

“The tapes wouldn’t start”
No German government in the last 20 years was in any way a principled opponent of surveillance.
I'm a bit confused where anyone got the idea that Germany had any kind of principled position on this.
We are alarmed by reports that Germany is on the verge of a catastrophic about-face, reversing its longstanding and principled opposition to the EU’s Chat Control proposal which, if passed, could spell the end of the right to privacy in Europe. signal.org/blog/pdfs/ge...
signal.org
It's a big red button. The required action seems very clear.
Very helpful. 👍

I mean telling me *what* I need to do would be even more helpful, but you know. 🤷‍♂️

Anyway, apparently I no longer have access to my emails on my phone. Well, we had a good run.
What? No I'm not hopping around on one leg because I can't carry anything when waking with crutches. I'm doing single leg plyometrics!
And these thrombosis prevention drugs should not be combined with caffeine? WTF is this shit? 🤬
People always say that, but honestly the owners wouldn't be a problem if dogs weren't naturally aggressive little shits that needed extensive training just to ignore people.