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· Jan 1
Doing a thread of the films I watch in 2026 (2025 is here: bsky.app/profile/pror...)
Film no. 1 - Dune: Part One
This is a beautifully shot, well acted, amazing sounding film, I like it, but I don't love it. For me, this is the setup, this film walks so that part two can run. That's coming next.
Film no. 1 - Dune: Part One
This is a beautifully shot, well acted, amazing sounding film, I like it, but I don't love it. For me, this is the setup, this film walks so that part two can run. That's coming next.
Couldn't give a shit about going to the moon tbh, I just want an economy where I can realistically afford a deposit on a house instead of renting forever
February 9, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Couldn't give a shit about going to the moon tbh, I just want an economy where I can realistically afford a deposit on a house instead of renting forever
Was talking to one my mates about the shit on this app today, and he immediately showed me this
youtube.com/shorts/vHfbU...
youtube.com/shorts/vHfbU...
I hate being left wing sometimes
YouTube video by Daniel Sloss
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February 9, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Was talking to one my mates about the shit on this app today, and he immediately showed me this
youtube.com/shorts/vHfbU...
youtube.com/shorts/vHfbU...
We should do this again for Keir Starmer, but instead of lettuce it should be an unbuttered ham sandwich (bought in a meal deal with a bag of ready salted crisps and a bottle of water)
February 9, 2026 at 5:05 PM
We should do this again for Keir Starmer, but instead of lettuce it should be an unbuttered ham sandwich (bought in a meal deal with a bag of ready salted crisps and a bottle of water)
The Bad Bunny half time show was pretty cool, this delightful little fellow was my favourite part.
February 9, 2026 at 4:06 PM
The Bad Bunny half time show was pretty cool, this delightful little fellow was my favourite part.
Celebratory pints tonight if Starmer resigns.
Commiseration pints if he doesn't.
Commiseration pints if he doesn't.
February 9, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Celebratory pints tonight if Starmer resigns.
Commiseration pints if he doesn't.
Commiseration pints if he doesn't.
Reposted by Prork
I never noticed this either.
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I never noticed this either.
What I'm seeing posted of the half time show looks like loads of fun. I'll have to watch it when I get home from work.
February 9, 2026 at 6:23 AM
What I'm seeing posted of the half time show looks like loads of fun. I'll have to watch it when I get home from work.
Okay, I don't think AEW should have parking lot brawls/car park punch-ups again UNLESS they're on top of a big multi-story with the Las Vegas strip in the background.
#AEW
#AEW
February 8, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Okay, I don't think AEW should have parking lot brawls/car park punch-ups again UNLESS they're on top of a big multi-story with the Las Vegas strip in the background.
#AEW
#AEW
Oh my gods I can't believe Alex Windsor and Jamie Hayter just referenced this gold standard piece of UK heritage content!
#AEW
youtube.com/shorts/Xe8CP...
#AEW
youtube.com/shorts/Xe8CP...
YOU AIN'T MY MOTHER! #shorts | EastEnders
YouTube video by EastEnders
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February 8, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Oh my gods I can't believe Alex Windsor and Jamie Hayter just referenced this gold standard piece of UK heritage content!
#AEW
youtube.com/shorts/Xe8CP...
#AEW
youtube.com/shorts/Xe8CP...
Like, yeah, JK Rowling sucks, but bullying Mikey Rukus off the app for taking his kids to a Harry Potter concert is some bullshit
February 8, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Like, yeah, JK Rowling sucks, but bullying Mikey Rukus off the app for taking his kids to a Harry Potter concert is some bullshit
This a spicy hot take that I expect people to be mad at me over, but I've only ever really cared about the Young Bucks during their EVP heel run.
#AEW
#AEW
February 8, 2026 at 7:54 PM
This a spicy hot take that I expect people to be mad at me over, but I've only ever really cared about the Young Bucks during their EVP heel run.
#AEW
#AEW
We need Nigel McGuinness to give us the English translation for this match which is a "Car Park Punch-up"
February 7, 2026 at 11:05 PM
We need Nigel McGuinness to give us the English translation for this match which is a "Car Park Punch-up"
A few hours in, and yeah, Expedition 33 is living up to the hype so far. Combat takes a bit of getting used to, but it's fun, and I love the characters so far.
February 7, 2026 at 6:15 PM
A few hours in, and yeah, Expedition 33 is living up to the hype so far. Combat takes a bit of getting used to, but it's fun, and I love the characters so far.
I've just started playing Expedition 33 and you cannot convince me Gustave wasn't modelled on Robert Pattinson
February 7, 2026 at 1:07 PM
I've just started playing Expedition 33 and you cannot convince me Gustave wasn't modelled on Robert Pattinson
"Press Any Button"
*Presses R3 just to check*
*Presses R3 just to check*
February 7, 2026 at 12:18 PM
"Press Any Button"
*Presses R3 just to check*
*Presses R3 just to check*
"Urgh there's a male character wearing a skirt in the new Star Trek. New Trek is woke. Old Trek would never."
Meanwhile back in the Next Generation pilot Encounter At Farpoint aired in 1987...
Meanwhile back in the Next Generation pilot Encounter At Farpoint aired in 1987...
February 7, 2026 at 12:07 PM
"Urgh there's a male character wearing a skirt in the new Star Trek. New Trek is woke. Old Trek would never."
Meanwhile back in the Next Generation pilot Encounter At Farpoint aired in 1987...
Meanwhile back in the Next Generation pilot Encounter At Farpoint aired in 1987...
What the actual fuck is going on with the UK press this weekend?
February 7, 2026 at 12:00 PM
What the actual fuck is going on with the UK press this weekend?
I know we joked about the Fed doubling down on the racism after Dynamite on Wednesday, but what I'm seeing today is legitimately crazy
CM Punk On Roman Reigns: I Got Under His Skin, He's Emotional. We All Know Those Emotional Samoans, They Can't Control Themselves
CM Punk On Roman Reigns: I Got Under His Skin, He's Emotional - Fightful | WWE News, AEW News, Pro Wrestling Backstage News
CM Punk continues to grill Roman Reigns.
www.fightful.com
February 7, 2026 at 10:10 AM
I know we joked about the Fed doubling down on the racism after Dynamite on Wednesday, but what I'm seeing today is legitimately crazy