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Pudd’nhead Watson @puddnheadwatson.bsky.social · 1d

Only if everyone finally catches up to @espinsegall.bsky.social

NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 1d

Serious question: does there come a point where everyone admits that Constitutional originalism is just a made-up vibe-based philosophy that gives Republican judges a pretext for ruling however it is that Republicans want them to rule?

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Pudd’nhead Watson @puddnheadwatson.bsky.social · 2d

A samurai could have sent a fax to Abraham Lincoln

Pudd’nhead Watson @puddnheadwatson.bsky.social · 2d

Noted “Good decision makers”, the Atlanta Falcons

A Windows dialogue box reading “Task failed successfully.”

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Pudd’nhead Watson @puddnheadwatson.bsky.social · 2d

Told some visitors they should look for a boiled peanuts stand somewhere along the road, they wondered why there were stands that sold peanuts by the bowl

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Pudd’nhead Watson @puddnheadwatson.bsky.social · 5d

"How bout them fuckin Dawgs"

CNBC @cnbc.com · 5d

To shut down rude behavior instantly, try a simple yet powerful five-word response.

Use this 5-word phrase when someone is rude to you—it's like 'holding up a mirror,' says public speaking expert

When we encounter a rude person, our first instinct might be to fire back with a snarky comment. But that's not the right move, says public speaking expert John Bowe. Here's the perfect response to instantly shut down rude behavior.

cnb.cx

Pudd’nhead Watson @puddnheadwatson.bsky.social · 7d

Partly because I saw this show after finding out one of my best friends from high school had died, but Jak Malone deserves the Tony for this alone.

youtu.be/DIIyDQnToJg?...

Pudd’nhead Watson @puddnheadwatson.bsky.social · 13d

It's getting late early in Fayetteville, maybe come on home Pitt Boss

Pudd’nhead Watson @puddnheadwatson.bsky.social · 13d

Biggest win for Cavaliers since the Stuart Restoration

RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 14d

Can’t believe these are still standing 😅

Pudd’nhead Watson @puddnheadwatson.bsky.social · 14d

Wahoo welp

Pudd’nhead Watson @puddnheadwatson.bsky.social · 20d

a man with a beard is making a funny face in front of a qatar airways sign .

ALT: a man with a beard is making a funny face in front of a qatar airways sign .

media.tenor.com

Pudd’nhead Watson @puddnheadwatson.bsky.social · 20d

Every quarterback deserves a Heisman level game when they're playing Florida

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Pudd’nhead Watson @puddnheadwatson.bsky.social · 20d

They're always ready, do or die

Pudd’nhead Watson @puddnheadwatson.bsky.social · 20d

“Tested, but by god they shouldn’t have been”

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Pudd’nhead Watson @puddnheadwatson.bsky.social · Sep 7

And now this account is decidedly anti-Tampa until this time tomorrow

Pudd’nhead Watson @puddnheadwatson.bsky.social · Sep 6

fLorida

Pudd’nhead Watson @puddnheadwatson.bsky.social · Sep 6

Put the For Sale sign outside Bobo and Sirles' houses before they get home

Pudd’nhead Watson @puddnheadwatson.bsky.social · Sep 5

I swear I’m never going to get used to this. I have the object permanence of a 5-month-old for this specific fact. Every shot of Dallas’s sideline this year will be a fun game of Peek-a-boo for me

Tony Waller (aka tylerdawgden on other sites) @tonywaller.bsky.social · Sep 5

Oh yeah, Brian S is the Dallas hc

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Pudd’nhead Watson @puddnheadwatson.bsky.social · Sep 5

Shenanigans abounding and George Pickens hasn’t even gotten his shoes on yet, this is going to be a long night

Pudd’nhead Watson @puddnheadwatson.bsky.social · Aug 27

Seal on a background shouldn’t even count as a flag. It’s like we turned in a scantron on an essay exam.

Pudd’nhead Watson @puddnheadwatson.bsky.social · Aug 7

There really should be in-game consequences for that. Like a yellow for the captain

Pudd’nhead Watson @puddnheadwatson.bsky.social · Aug 4

I love that our government is just going straight to “Bond villain schemes”

Politico @politico.com · Aug 4

EXCLUSIVE: Sean Duffy will announce expedited plans to build a nuclear reactor on the moon, his first major action as interim NASA administrator.

Duffy to announce nuclear reactor on the moon

This is the first major agency effort by the interim NASA administrator, who is also the Transportation secretary and a former Fox News host.

www.politico.com

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Pudd’nhead Watson @puddnheadwatson.bsky.social · Aug 2

Wayne Rooney showed up to United training every year with a cigarette in hand and 15 pounds overweight, and then went and won every trophy available

Beavis, Etc. @bonejob.bsky.social · Aug 2

The man called out Wayne Rooney for not working hard enough which, fair enough and true enough, but you shouldn’t say it

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Pudd’nhead Watson @puddnheadwatson.bsky.social · Aug 1

I’d like to say yes, but I also know myself and know I’d try and hedge with a fourth wall break.

“Rarely does a lawyer get to start a brief with, ‘It was a dark and stormy night’, but here goes:”

Pudd’nhead Watson @puddnheadwatson.bsky.social · Jul 31

I think if Brad Guzan does this to you, you just have to walk off the field and retire that very moment

Atlanta United Fan TV @atlutdfantv.bsky.social · Jul 30

Guzan just pulled off a Cruyff turn...in the box 👀

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Pudd’nhead Watson @puddnheadwatson.bsky.social · Jul 20

Can we fire Deila on the tarmac? I know this is a home game but can we like drive him to Hartsfield and fire him there?