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Qtain P. Faulkes

@qtainpfaulkes.bsky.social

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#AMC / #GME Ape. TTRPG, D&D, Gaming, Cooking, Dog Widow, Sewing, Curing meat, Supporter of a free & democratic Ukraine (F*ck russia). Not looking to make any purchases so no DMs if that is your intention. 🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁

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Qtain P. Faulkes @qtainpfaulkes.bsky.social · Jan 26

So, a little positivity because we can all use it. Here is my pupper when she was small meeting her best friend who lived across the fence. (She's the one in the pink collar)

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LA Legault ⚜️ @lalegault.bsky.social · 3h

🇨🇦 Senator @ypwoo.bsky.social from the Canadian Senate this week on Canada’s complicity in the Palestinian genocide and targeting of Pro Palestine 🇵🇸 activists: #cdnpoli

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Owen K.C. Stephens (He/Him) @owenkcstephens.bsky.social · 9h

100%

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CapeCodCritter @capecodcritter.bsky.social · 9h

Mike won’t open
the government because…
Epstein, Epstein Epstein,
Epstein, Epstein Epstein,
Epstein, Epstein Epstein,
Epstein, Epstein Epstein,
Epstein, Epstein Epstein,
Epstein, Epstein Epstein,
Epstein, Epstein Epstein

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Qtain P. Faulkes @qtainpfaulkes.bsky.social · 3h

I don't know who needs to hear this but destroying an entire marginalized nation, forced displacement of its citizens, the murder of children by soldiers, detaining humanitarian aid workers is NOT peace.

It's a recipe for further conflict. Israel is and will continue committing genocide.

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Adam Mallinger @bitterscriptreader.bsky.social · 10h

Every A.I. CEO is like “We invented a robot that can fuck your wife so you have more free time to mow the lawn!”

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FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 17h

US BEEF PRICES SOAR TO ALL-TIME HIGH — GROUND BEEF UP 13% YOY TO $6.32/LB

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Justin McElroy @thoughtographic.bsky.social · 19h

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Qtain P. Faulkes @qtainpfaulkes.bsky.social · 13h

Maybe the good folks over at the Ig Nobel awards would care to give the tangerine taco a prize.

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🦋💔🇺🇸SEB🇺🇸💔🦋 @sebastiangarof5.bsky.social · 15h

Wouldn’t it be cool if this photo of Obama receiving his Noble Peace Prize went viral today? 🔄

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Qtain P. Faulkes @qtainpfaulkes.bsky.social · 14h

"Mr. Bezos? Ummm, Prime Day this October was a complete bust except for this outlier, for some reason kids really love this Halloween frog costume. We assume because it has air conditioning, all the reviews talk about ICE."

The Birds The Turtles and The Beast @turtlebee.bsky.social · 18h

The Frog Costume has gone from $25 to almost $40 on amazon over the last week. There's an army brewing.

Qtain P. Faulkes @qtainpfaulkes.bsky.social · 14h

Then you probably shouldn't ask about quicksand.

Qtain P. Faulkes @qtainpfaulkes.bsky.social · 14h

Alberta, where when you're an adult they ask you "Paper's please" and when you're a child they ask "Panties please". I wish that bitch (Frau Danielle Smith) would fall down one of her derelict oil wells.

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Seth Rudy @sethrudy.bsky.social · 20h

Meanwhile in #Portland

Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 19h

👇👇

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Qtain P. Faulkes @qtainpfaulkes.bsky.social · 14h

I'm sure he'll bulldoze the other side to make room for another Casino, taxpayer funded Spa or multi-million dollar homes built by his developer buddies.

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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 15h

Soybean farmers should dump their beans on Capitol Hill…

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Qtain P. Faulkes @qtainpfaulkes.bsky.social · 15h

And our milk comes in bags like the gods intended.

Qtain P. Faulkes @qtainpfaulkes.bsky.social · 15h

Tell him yourself @thegodpodcast.com

Qtain P. Faulkes @qtainpfaulkes.bsky.social · 15h

It only makes sense to have a foreign military power airbase in your country that no US military or civilians can go to unauthorized, especially one from a repressive regime bribing the current occupant of the White House.

You can disappear whoever you want there, no problem, it's not US soil.

Qtain P. Faulkes @qtainpfaulkes.bsky.social · 15h

In Neil Stephenson's dystopian Snow Crash there are two things America does #1 in the world, Pizza and Microcode.

America is a dystopia, Pappa John's isn't #1 in world pizza & all of the code is being written by immigrants the government is trying to send to death camps.

You were so close Neil.

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PEIPolitical 🇨🇦 @peipolitical.bsky.social · 1d

“This is JB Pritzker, reporting from war-torn Chicago. It’s quite disturbing. The Milwaukee Brewers have come in to attack our Chicago Cubs. We’ve seen people being forced to eat hot dogs with ketchup on them.”
THIS is how you do it. #cdnpoli

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Qtain P. Faulkes @qtainpfaulkes.bsky.social · 15h

The GOP is so concerned with all those lazy able bodied people sitting at home playing video games they've (the GOP) spent a grand total of 15 days working since July.

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Tony Pentimalli @tonywriteshere.bsky.social · 1d

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Qtain P. Faulkes @qtainpfaulkes.bsky.social · 15h

Well, I'm not a big believer in reincarnation but I lost my girl about 36 hours after I filmed this (old age). If it's real, you won the lottery, that girl was the bestest.